New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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At $499 yeah, this will be huge.

Euler, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

lol the ipod touch is already useless (srs boourns to u if u have one of these btw), a big ipod touch is even uselesser! (cept this does have 3G, which is nice)

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

you know the ipod touch is ENORMOUS for them financially, right?

caek, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

will probly end up w/one of these tho :/

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, ipod touch is popular no doubt

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

they are going to sell billions of these li'l guys, with their retarded screen shape, no camera, stupid data-only plan, and ludicrous app store.

caek, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

everybody made all the "iPad" jokes while I was out, right

struck through in my prime (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

logistically i can't figure out with i'd do with my iphone and what i'd do with my ipad, considering i'd be owning both. it all seems a little ridiculous.

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost -- Or linked to them.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

given what a success this thing is going to be, the existence of this bullet point, like it's a feature, is depressing to me:

Mail attachment support

* Viewable document types: .jpg, .tiff, .gif (images); .doc and .docx (Microsoft Word); .htm and .html (web pages); .key (Keynote); .numbers (Numbers); .pages (Pages); .pdf (Preview and Adobe Acrobat); .ppt and .pptx (Microsoft PowerPoint); .txt (text); .rtf (rich text format); .vcf (contact information); .xls and .xlsx (Microsoft Excel)

caek, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

xp: ok just checking

struck through in my prime (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

so, i'm in a hotel room. i've got my iphone, and i've got wifi. the phone basically becomes JUST a phone, to answer and receive calls, and send text messages. i don't need an iphone anymore, i can finally go back to verizon.

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

just fyi cutty i dont think this is targeted at you

max, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

also how can you manipulate the multi touch screen with your hooves

max, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

hey uh buddy do we carry any rush cds in this store?
no need, I have them all on my ipad
you have an ipad?!
are you kidding me, no. no, I'll grab my iphone

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Dear Steve,

I would pay $549 for a 120GB iphone with better camera and battery. Not this crap.

Thanks

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

for you, or for everyone? I don't know how many people are makin animations every day, but everybody uses the web

Wow, so its just another thing that I can browse the web with huh... how special and magical.

Seriously, I can't be the only person who thinks that a tablet pc = the perfect amateur digital animation studio. Sure its a niche userbase but it wouldn't be hard to cater to. I mean, doesn't apple like to be the leader in using computers for creativity?

As your Dentist I recommend smoking: (Viceroy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

so is stet the only one here who's getting one of these at 1.0 then? elvis?

caek, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

TBH I bet when most people's parents see this they'll say something along the lines of "A computer without a keyboard? How do I type in w w w dot ebay dot com ?"

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

Deluxe Merseybeat Wig (Jack Battery-Pack), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

xp c'mon take your liberal arts away from here, this is a technology product

schlump, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Seriously, I can't be the only person who thinks that a tablet pc = the perfect amateur digital animation studio. Sure its a niche userbase but it wouldn't be hard to cater to. I mean, doesn't apple like to be the leader in using computers for creativity?

seriously? i'm sure i'm not the only person who thinks this thing is an ideal tool for professional astronomy, but i didn't expect to see it mentioned in the keynote.

caek, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

so, i'm in a hotel room. i've got my iphone, and i've got wifi. the phone basically becomes JUST a phone, to answer and receive calls, and send text messages. i don't need an iphone anymore, i can finally go back to verizon.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, January 27, 2010 3:02 PM

but wait, i have a laptop! suddenly i don't need an ipad anymore

♖♕♖ (am0n), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I wish that, like the eeePC before it, you could at least disable the fisher price interface for a full OSX-like desktop

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, doesn't apple like to be the leader in using computers for creativity?

Naw, they're the leader in using computer to make billions of $$$ in profits.

the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

The creativity part, that's other companies.

the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i think the anxiety of deciding which device to use for what will drive me insane in the end

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

lol the ipod touch is already useless

... why exactly?

thomp, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, they tried the creativity stuff in the 90s

caek, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

cutty you should tote an apple tv too, for your hotel room

caek, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link

the fact the itouch/iphone is so great is exactly the reason the ipad is unnecessary.

Deluxe Merseybeat Wig (Jack Battery-Pack), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

apart from the currently niche e-reader market.

Deluxe Merseybeat Wig (Jack Battery-Pack), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

apple's just into making different things to watch pr0n on

♖♕♖ (am0n), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, i don't know why they don't still make these, they were the best

http://blogs.pcworld.com/staffblog/archives/B_imac_flowershot.jpg

caek, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

oh wait, will this thing actually play pr0n?

struck through in my prime (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

seriously? i'm sure i'm not the only person who thinks this thing is an ideal tool for professional astronomy, but i didn't expect to see it mentioned in the keynote.

― caek, Wednesday, January 27, 2010 1:06 PM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark

Oh surely not. Basically, though, what I'm saying is that I don't think either of our niche dreams of how we could use a tablet are going to be possible with the iPad because it doesn't have a real OS on it (as far as I know from what I've heard so far).

As your Dentist I recommend smoking: (Viceroy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ the handles.

"its mobile"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

xp, oh absolutely

caek, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

thomp: no 3G

if steve had at least had the decency to demo 'zing' then I'm sure we wd all be less grouchy

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

xp, i just didn't get why this applied to animation in particular

caek, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Also guessing why some of the iPhone apps won't work is because it doesn't have a microphone, so no Voip apps or anything like that.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

yall are on some "how did bush win? i dont know anyone who voted for him" shit

max, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

it does have a mic tho right?

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

cutty you should tote an apple tv too, for your hotel room

haha, i have one!

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

i will bring it to my imaginary hotel room

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

we are all aspies max, you would know that if you weren't such an aspie

caek, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

max's gf is there too

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

doesn't have a real OS on it (as far as I know from what I've heard so far).

― As your Dentist I recommend smoking: (Viceroy), Wednesday, January 27, 2010 3:10 PM

Based on iPhone 3.2 OS

♖♕♖ (am0n), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

i dont think this thing needs a camera

would you really hold up a panel that big to take a picture?

cameraphones make sense cuz they're always in your pocket but this... unless it was facing-forward, for video... who needs it

scent of a wolfman (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Input and Output
Dock connector
3.5-mm stereo headphone jack
Built-in speakers
Microphone
SIM card tray (Wi-Fi + 3G model only)

does that last one mean I can use my existing data plan for 3G?

I think ur a probotector (cozen), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link


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