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"The Three Amigas!" or sumpthin'

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If you'd signed this as kermit, that would have been perfect.

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well then.

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http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/printer_friendly.cgi?article=99

As my regular readers know, I've long been skeptical of the "Religion of Peace" moniker for Muslims — for at least 3,000 reasons right off the top of my head. I think the evidence is going my way this week.

The culture editor of a newspaper in Denmark suspected writers and cartoonists were engaging in self-censorship when it came to the Religion of Peace. It was subtle things, like a Danish comedian's statement, paraphrased by The New York Times, "that he had no problem urinating on the Bible but that he would not dare do the same to the Quran."

So, after verifying that his life insurance premiums were paid up, the editor expressly requested cartoons of Muhammad from every cartoonist with a Danish cartoon syndicate. Out of 40 cartoonists, only 10 accepted the invitation, most of them submitting utterly neutral drawings with no political content whatsoever.

But three cartoons made political points.

One showed Muhammad turning away suicide bombers from the gates of heaven, saying "Stop, stop — we ran out of virgins!" — which I believe was a commentary on Muslims' predilection for violence. Another was a cartoon of Muhammad with horns, which I believe was a commentary on Muslims' predilection for violence. The third showed Muhammad with a turban in the shape of a bomb, which I believe was an expression of post-industrial ennui in a secular — oops, no, wait: It was more of a commentary on Muslims' predilection for violence.

In order to express their displeasure with the idea that Muslims are violent, thousands of Muslims around the world engaged in rioting, arson, mob savagery, flag-burning, murder and mayhem, among other peaceful acts of nonviolence.

Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back.

The little darlings brandish placards with typical Religion of Peace slogans, such as: "Behead Those Who Insult Islam," "Europe, you will pay, extermination is on the way" and "Butcher those who mock Islam." They warn Europe of their own impending 9/11 with signs that say: "Europe: Your 9/11 will come" — which is ironic, because they almost had me convinced the Jews were behind the 9/11 attack.

The rioting Muslims claim they are upset because Islam prohibits any depictions of Muhammad — though the text is ambiguous on beheadings, suicide bombings and flying planes into skyscrapers.

The belief that Islam forbids portrayals of Muhammad is recently acquired. Back when Muslims created things, rather than blowing them up, they made paintings, frescoes, miniatures and prints of Muhammad.

But apparently the Quran is like the Constitution: It's a "living document," capable of sprouting all-new provisions at will. Muslims ought to start claiming the Quran also prohibits indoor plumbing, to explain their lack of it.

Other interpretations of the Quran forbid images of humans or animals, which makes even a child's coloring book blasphemous. That's why the Taliban blew up those priceless Buddhist statues, bless their innocent, peace-loving little hearts.

Largely unnoticed in this spectacle is the blinding fact that one nation is missing from the long list of Muslim countries (by which I mean France and England) with hundreds of crazy Muslims experiencing bipolar rage over some cartoons: Iraq. Hey — maybe this democracy thing does work! The barbaric behavior of Europe's Muslims suggests that the European welfare state may not be attracting your top-notch Muslims.

Making the rash assumption for purposes of discussion that Islam is a religion and not a car-burning cult, even a real religion can't go bossing around other people like this.

Catholics aren't short on rules, but they couldn't care less if non-Catholics use birth control. Conservative Jews have no interest in forbidding other people from mixing meat and dairy. Protestants don't make a peep about other people eating food off one another's plates. (Just stay away from our plates — that's disgusting.)

But Muslims think they can issue decrees about what images can appear in newspaper cartoons. Who do they think they are, liberals?

The Borg had a hive-mind (see Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hive_mind ) and had no individuality. Freedom of thought, expression, or any other individuality once a being became “assimilated” by the Borg. Borg were programmed to eat, sleep, attack or kill on command from the collective mind.

The only reason for the existence of Borg was to make more Borg by assimilating whole civilizations. From that force of mind control derived the famous phrase “resistance is futile”.

The Federation, representing many races, worlds, and cultures gave up trying to reason with a Borg hive mind, since the hive mind had no ability to comphrehend the thoughts, pleas, or protestations of individual leaders, cultures, or worlds. The only deviation from that was when some Borg got separated from the collective, and their hive mind control. Individuallity gradually returned, as did the beginning of reasoning. Once freed from the collective, many Borg didn’t want go back. And who could blame them?

In the end the only way for the Federation to deal with this threat was to kick their collective ass back into the other side of the galaxy. Thats all the Borg understood.

I fear that’s all Islam understands too.

Its funny that Hollywood made fiction that fits what we see now, maybe Star Trek TNG was the original social commentary on Islam.

for real - I used to teach catechism, the fuck Catholics don't care about what other people do in their bedrooms

You know there is a professor who teaches Constitutional Law almost strictly from what he percieves to be the conservative opinions - in instances, only working with the DISSENTS and not the majority opinions?

I am so ready to be the fuck out of that joint.

The reason Coulter makes so much money is b/c she doesn't fill in any holes for people. She has this very ingratiating aspect to her speech and writing that makes it seem as if she is simply agreeing with something you've already said. If you're having feelings somewhat like hers and you're stupid, you might agree with what she has to say.

She's not in violation of the First Amendment yet. She's got a law degree, so she knows what words and phrases to avoid.

Fuck that bitch. One of the main things you need to know about her is that she sounds and appears like she's trying too hard - an unforgivable sin in the circles she wants to run in. She's lame.

-- mark s (mar...), June 11th, 2003.

Ann Coulter: Matthew--no, wait: Mark. Luke was great, too. And I just loved John.

Amazon.com: You are stranded on a desert island with only one book, one CD, and one DVD--what are they?

Coulter: Book: Getting off a Desert Island for Dummies. CD: Anything rap. I could while away the days correcting the grammatical errors. DVD: Red Dawn or Die Hard. No-- Doctor Strangelove. Actually, I don't care as long as it's not a rental. Those late fees will kill you.

Amazon.com: What is the worst lie you've ever told?

Coulter: Hiring that hot Israeli guy for $100,000 and telling everyone he was my Homeland Security consultant. No, I'm sorry, that wasn't me. It was the time I said, "I'm sure some liberals love their country."

Amazon.com: Describe the perfect writing environment.

Coulter: A clean, well-lit, heavily endowed university with a dozen unpaid college ghostwriters at my disposal. In other words, Al Franken's office.

Amazon.com: If you could write your own epitaph, what would it say?

Coulter: "Can I please finish my thought, Alan?"

Amazon.com: Who is the one person living or dead you would like to have dinner with?

Coulter: Sir Francis Bacon. Either him or this really cute guy who just moved into my building. Whichever.

Amazon.com: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Coulter: The United States of America. Oh--that isn't what you mean? Then x-ray vision. That way I could become the first blond white female ever hired as an airport security checkpoint guard.