This all being said, the rap equivalent wouldn't be very funny
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 00:36 (sixteen years ago) link
But maybe like some DMC footage turned into random scribbles and noise
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 00:39 (sixteen years ago) link
its ok whiney xoxoxo
― chaki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 00:39 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost
DMC the turntable competition, not DMC the devastating mic controller
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Start this clip at 5:15
Ugh...
― Davey D, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link
yuk - he sounds almost as bad as the shreds version
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 01:34 (sixteen years ago) link
In other words, typical Clapton
― Davey D, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link
oh Davey I think that's a bit of an overstatement
― J0hn D., Tuesday, 23 October 2007 01:43 (sixteen years ago) link
article about the dude who does this:
http://www.wired.com/entertainment/music/news/2007/10/shredders
― J0hn D., Tuesday, 23 October 2007 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link
def no surprise that it was the vai performance that inspired this
― deeznuts, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 02:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Another fine piece of Internet journalism
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 02:39 (sixteen years ago) link
The saxophone with Clapton... and Slash's 'evil' laugh after the whistling...
― S-, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 02:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Danny Mendez never expected to become an internet sensation. When he first created "Flaming Shot Disaster Montage," he was just out for a laugh. "My buddies and I really liked watching the flaming shot mishap clips, like where a dude would spit out the shot and light a girl's hair on fire, and I had the idea to put a bunch of them together set to Green Day."
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 02:45 (sixteen years ago) link
"If I actually played like that, perhaps I could finally be on MTV and in Rolling Stone and have a real career," said Ojala's original target, virtuoso guitarist Vai, through a spokeswoman for his label, Epic Records.
aww, somebody's bitter :>
― Jordan, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 02:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Vai o vaiii
I actually detuned my guitar slightly yesterday with the intention of doing this to a Mountain Goats clip. Then I realized that it would take a lot of time, what with me having zero video-editing experience and zero audience-cheer samples. Bummer.
― Øystein, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 09:07 (sixteen years ago) link
I woulda fukken rocked that "Deliverance" banjo-theme though!
― Øystein, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 09:09 (sixteen years ago) link
So who's going to unleash the fucking fury then? Forget about it!
― JN$OT, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 09:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Let's not forget the one that started it all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsXS5fCq4LU
The facial expressions alone...GAWD!!!
― JN$OT, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 10:09 (sixteen years ago) link
lol @ "people who think this is funny are into _____"
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 14:27 (sixteen years ago) link
the hip hop equivalent would be a clip of someone considered to be "one of the greatest MCs ever" but overdubbed with someone with really amateur skills/flow...
but maybe the genius of these clips is that the guy is actually a good musician pretending to be a bad musician...
kind of like in a movie about acting and the actor has to "act" (Mulholland Drive deconstructs this well), and the viewer can tell the difference.
― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link
OK, I guess it might be bad form to post this here, but it so brought this wonderful thread to mind: http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/jump-in-pitch/
― Øystein, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link
their genius rests in how well everything is synced up - LOOKS LIKE THEY COULDNT BE PLAYING ANYTHING ELSE LOLOLOLOLO
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link
well yeah that too... but it's the amateur quality of the playing which initially made me laugh.
― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link
My favorite shredder is the guy with Santana on the timbales.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link
for me, the appeal is the starkness of the audio setting. the background accompaniment and the audience roars are just reduced to feet shuffling and canned polite applause audio looped from a cheap sound effects cd. It's a bit like that first Neil Hamburger single "Looking For Laughs" except these videos are even better. Even better are the low key or abstract vocal submissions.
The guitar playing sounds like Paul Leary minus effects which I doubt was intentional.
― Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
It's great that he's started adding the other instruments, the ones where you only hear the guitar but can see a full band playing aren't quite as awesome. plus, more jokes!
― da croupier, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link
"maybe this is only funny to musicians? -- chaki, Monday, 22 October 2007 20:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link"
I think it really helps that the sounds are exactly what come out if I try to play. The way the amp makes some rubbish noise, the notes sound off and there's loads of dicking round, yet still the audience are treating them with reverence.
That and Vai's face, which is also hilarious in the real video.
― mei, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
I love it when, like Slash, they stop playing for a moment and run to a different part of the stage.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
And Bruce Dickinson going "It's the monster!" made me lose it.
yah u guys it is all of those things what make them funny - lets not fight ever again
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link
oh man
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link
i... i never knew about this
I should have alerted you on the Tracer Hamd thread.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
That Jump in Pitch thread was great.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link
These videos make me sad. Why? Because I find them kind of amusing but not laugh-out-loud funny. To be honest, I started with the Clapton one, and figured out after a minute or so that the music wasn't what he was actually playing. But I didn't understand that the music was supposed to sound COMICALLY AND CATASTROPHICALLY WORSE than what he was actually playing. And that made me feel it must be the case that I don't actually understand what makes music work at all, and maybe I should just stop listening to it, even though I think of myself as liking and appreciating it.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 24 October 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Hetfield & Lars in "Uno" slay me every time.
― nickalicious, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Hetfield's vocal especially.
And the x-files section in the Maiden one!
Basically I love these.
― nickalicious, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link
guys i watched vai first and didn't figure out it was a parody til like halfway through.
compare to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbAi7fa2yZo
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link
the guy that taught me how to play guitar told me i needed to "follow steve vai's advice" and practice my facial expressions in the mirror.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link
BIG HOOS aka the stevefacer
― nickalicious, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Subsequent to being hired as a transcriber, Vai did overdubs on many of the guitar parts for Zappa's album You Are What You Is. Thereafter he became a full-fledged band member, going on his first tour with Zappa in the Autumn of 1980. One of those early shows with Vai on guitar, recorded in Buffalo was released in 2007. While touring with Zappa's band, Vai would sometimes ask audience members to bring musical scores and see if he could sight-read them on the spot. Zappa referred to Steve as his "little Italian virtuoso" and was listed in liner notes as "stunt guitar" or "impossible guitar parts."
― nickalicious, Thursday, 25 October 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Now somebody needs to find some videos that could be mistaken for these "shreds" vids but is actual concert footage.
― nickalicious, Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Ask and ye shall receive...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XE2N4mxeRw
― unperson, Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link
have you heard stevie's spanking? its funny.
― chaki, Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link
true story about a famous old mothers groupie names 'laurel'
His name is Stevie Vai, And he's a crazy guy Last November, I recall, He needed a spanking
He decided then A female specimen Would be exciting for a night To give him a spanking
Laurel was her name She came to Notre Dame He told me just the other night He oughta be thanking Her for the spanking
She was large and soft And she beat him off Made him drool upon his dork And gave it a wanking After the spanking
Hair brush! Oh! What a hair brush!
Then did she exclaim: "There's another game That we can play with this device, And then a banana!"
It was slightly green Vapors in between Rising up to fill the room And COOK the banana
Later in the dawn, Laurel carried on Got right up and dressed herself and Ate the banana
― chaki, Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link
I prefer stun guitar to stunt guitar.
― Bill Magill, Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ YES. E Bloom ftw!!!
― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Also, xpost nickalicious, I think the answer to yr request is the very recent footage of the reunited Van Halen trying to play "Jump" along with a malfunctioning pre-recorded synth track. Someone link it, it's amazing.
― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Speakin' of Vai - you dudes remember when he lost a guitar duel with...wait for it...Ralph Macchio in Crossroads? Well, here 'tis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idb2dUtTpuU
― JN$OT, Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link