Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

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<i>Please Mommy!</i>

hoos is a feeling

-- and what, Sunday, 27 January 2008 22:32 (3 days ago) Link

hoos music all, night, long

-- blunt, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:11 (3 days ago) Link

hoos your body, hoos your body

-- deej, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:13 (3 days ago) Link

The Hoos That Steendriver Built

-- Tim F, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:14 (3 days ago) Link

You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile. It don't make a difference to our HOOS.
And this is fresh.

-- deej, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:20 (3 days ago) Link

Come on guys, stop being such jerks. let there be hoos

-- Ronan, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:20 (3 days ago) Link

Girl I'll Hoos you!

-- Tuomas, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:25 (3 days ago) Link

You're in my HOOS nowwww

-- deej, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:26 (3 days ago) Link

great work everybody.

-- gr8080, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:27 (3 days ago) Link

hoo-oo-hoo-oo-hoo-oo-hoo-oos nation

-- blueski, Monday, 28 January 2008 00:07

I'm HOOS-broken, without your love
I'm HOOS-broken, yes I've had enough
I'm HOOS-broken, I don't know what to steen
I've never driven this way

when i saw lcd soundsystem james murphy kept going

DAFT PUNK is playing at MAH HOOS
at mah hoos

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H-O-O-Seven
At Steendrive Eleven

she drives me crazy (HOOS HOOS)

HOOS can do it, put your back into it

I'M SO HOOS
I drive my steen above my waist
And I never dance when I'm in the place
Cuz you and your mans is trying to hate

In my HOOS I've got no shackles
You can drive your Steen if you want to.

lol i thought of IM SO HOOS a couple months ago

The HOOStory book on the shelf
Keeps on reSteening itself.

WaterHOOS
I was defeated
You drove the Steen

With so much drama in the industry
Hip Hop Police are listening
Be careful or you'll be HOOStory
Looks like another unsolved MOOStery

SHOULDERS

CHEST

PANTS

HOOS

^^this is a good one

Blame it on the HOOS (HOOS)
Got you feeling loose (loose)
Blame it on Patron ('tron)
Got you in the zone (zone)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the alcohol (fades)

we at hoos with our steens

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, December 4, 2007 1:08 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

lol dude

hoos dat biiitch

(missy)

I feel a HOOS comin on
A HOOS comin on
A HOOS comin on
A HOOS comin on

To the left
To the left
To the right
To the right
To the front
To the front
To the back
To the back

&c.

Hoos that is?
That's just my baby daddy!
Hoos that is?
That's just my baby daddy!
Hoos that is?
That's just my baby daddy!
Hoos that is?
That's just my baby daddy!

HOOS the fuck is this....pagin' me at five fourty-steen in the morning?

yo, we at hoos
we at hoos with terrorism, racism, but most of all
we at hoos with our steens

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, December 4, 2007 7:08 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmao @ this

HOOS the fuck is this....pagin' me at five fourty-steen in the morning?

― Terius (The Reverend), Sunday, March 8, 2009 1:18 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

for 2 seconds thought this was actual reaction to late night texting

I got HOOS (HOOOOOOS) in different area steens (area steens)

All that HOOS can't steen behind

But I'm caught up in the steenwind and my ever-changing HOOS

HOOS gonna drive your wild Steens

And I guess that's why they call it the HOOS

how could a person like HOOS steen me joy?

Diamond in the back
sunHOOS top
Diggin' the steen
with a gangsta lean

HOOS that giii-iirl / runnin' around with you-oo?

Hootie HOOS
Tight like always, smoked out always

HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
HOO-OO-OO-OO OO-OO-OS
I was the third brother of five
Doing what I had to do to steendrive

go up the ladder to the HOOS
where we can STEEN heaven much better

HOOS that knocking? HOO HOOS that knocking?
STEEN's comin' down glass, comin' down glass

BIG HOOS I've got plans for you
me and mine are going to
add ourselves to your lengthy list of lovers
and live in canyons covered in springtime STEEN

HOOS been sleeping in my bed
HOOS been cryin' on my pillow
HOO else can it be? It has to be me
I'm the one who's keenin' instead of STEENin'
cause you're gone from me

I'm in love with a girl; HOOS doesn't know I exist

I'm doing this and I'm doing that
And I'm a-walking the floor
I drink a little of this and eat a little that
And poke my head out the door

I get thinking I'm wasting the night away
I wouldn't mind if I could get with you right away
Oh honey don't know how long it's been
But this feeling's building up inside again

I wash the dishes and I rinsed up the sink
Like a busy bee
I make up a song as I'm a-working along
No one's watching me

I wish that you were here to help me dry
When's the last time you baked me a pie
You had a way of making it come alive
It's not too late for you to take a drive

(Baah ba ba ba baah ba ba)
(Baah ba ba ba baah ba ba)

It's not too late
I'd love just once to see you
I'd love just once to see you
I'd love just once to see you
BIG HOOS aka the steendriver

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background
2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got him
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot him
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Ruckus too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

{Chorus: Dido

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too

{Chorus: Dido

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; {*screaming*
Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

{Chorus: Dido

[Eminem]
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clowning dog,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was HOOS
Damn!

Y'know man, when I was a young man in high school
You believe it or not I wanted to steendrive for the HOOS
And all those older guys they said that he was mean and cruel
But you know
I wanted to steendrive for the HOOS

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Smiling faces, smiling faces streendrive
And I got HOOS

the nonsense word uttered after the title in ELO's "Don't Bring Me Down" is supposedly 'grroosss' but i like to go "don't bring me down HOOS"

^^this one, although I think somebody already said it upthread.

Don't bring me do-ow-wn, HOOOS

Oh HOOSie-Q, baby I love you, HOOSie-Q

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, October 30, 2007 4:36 AM (3 years ago)

Take a break, steendriver 8
Trying to think of more REM songs, but how to account for Michael Stipe vowel shift?

GIMME SOME ROPE, I'M COMIN', HOOS

I've grown so HOOSed to HOOS somehow
Well I'm nobody's steendriver now
And I'm lonesome
I've got the lovesick HOOS