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One of those Little Britain fuckers - Ting Tong.

I'm just sticking around to see if Ed provides the correct spelling for any of the named performers he cites. Although I suppose it is a form of Googleproofing.

Bristol Meth (suzy), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:27 (fifteen years ago) link

The poll would be futile because it'd be dozens of forgotten options, a big fight, and then a 25-vote landslide victory for Borat once all the Americans turn up.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:29 (fifteen years ago) link

futility is our middle name.

ILX futility.

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Ali G of course

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Peter Seller's indian doctor.

A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:33 (fifteen years ago) link

peter cellar's' indian anything

something less awful (Ed), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:33 (fifteen years ago) link

inspecteur cluseauauauauau

something less awful (Ed), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Pretty much anyone from It Ain't Half Hot Mum or Allo Allo, including the Brits.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Pretty much everyone in everything.

synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Andrew Sachs probably does not want publicity or employment any more than your grandfather does.

People who want to privatize the BBC and destroy PSB are bad and sinister.

Ross and Brand are scum who degrade this country's public culture and they should not employed by the BBC.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Plenty of offensive jokes are made in pubs and on messageboards.

But when they are published in mass market circulation newspapers then isn't it the newspapers who should be censured?

synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Why would they want to destroy the Pet Shop Boys?

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Plenty of offensive jokes are made in pubs and on messageboards.

So pay me £6 million a year then

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:39 (fifteen years ago) link

xp
He also busked outside this restaurant to drum up business for it. So, you know, it was a kinder gentler racism with a heart of gold.

A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:40 (fifteen years ago) link

23 Brook Street - oddly enough, Jimi Hendrix's gaff.

synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Next door to Handel's old drum

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:41 (fifteen years ago) link

^ nice catch x-post.

Bristol Meth (suzy), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Now a Jo Malone...haha how times have changed.

A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Handel's Old Drum - Serves The Best Mint Cracknell Milkshakes In London

(cue signed photos of Bernard Cribbins, Derren Nesbitt, Aimi MacDonald &c)

synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Also note the lovely little symbol drawn in the corner of Sellers' autograph.

Bristol Meth (suzy), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Om nom nom nom, delicious

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Very good.

A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:49 (fifteen years ago) link

The original birdy num num

Now a range of 'designer' hangbags...haha how time have cha...wait I've already done that.

A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Also a French DJ crew - I did not know that...

A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Andrew Sachs probably does not want publicity or employment any more than your grandfather does

yes. that'll be why he's agreeing to do phone interviews with arsehole celebrity DJs, etc.

isn't he still doing the odd piece of voiceover work, too?

remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Is he still the last statue you see at Madame Tussaud's?

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link

they'll move him back up the celebrity scale again now, no doubt.

remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:00 (fifteen years ago) link

He'll be in the jungle with Ant & Dec next

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link

god! Probably.

Are they still doing that "celebrity fantasy league" the BBC?

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Ah yes, Ant & Dec with their hilarious "blacked up" "Rich Arabs" "wind-up" "routine." Most fitting for the nation's favourite Chiswick-dwelling Tory-voting professional Geordies!

Sachs I think still relatively busy on the voiceover/audio books front.

synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link

wasn't that "rich arabs" just a total nick off that NewsOfTheWorld.. oh right!

Mark G, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:09 (fifteen years ago) link

south african guy in alan partridge

Annoying Display Name (ken c), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:11 (fifteen years ago) link

or geordie guy obv

Annoying Display Name (ken c), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Spike Milligan passim

synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Chris Morris as Fur Q

synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Mark Heap, Tras Duprez

"Using make-up sticks we transformed our white reporter Tras Duprez, into a black man to see if the law would treat him any differently. Within five minutes, he'd committed a pocket theft and by mid-afternoon, he was attacking passers-by with violent muggings, and fleecing them viciously on the cobbles."

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:16 (fifteen years ago) link

ant and dec as "comedy geordies" ... oh, wait ...

remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Pete and Dud's Bo Duddley routine.

synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I've created a monster.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Bags Dean Gaffney as Frankenstein.

synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:37 (fifteen years ago) link

It was good enough for A Guy Called Gerald xxpost

The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Ofcom to probe Brand and Ross

A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link

"He said pwobe, Wuss, hyuk hyuk hyuk"

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 12:43 (fifteen years ago) link

As soon as Mediawatch and David Davies start calling for them to be sacked I want them to be retained at higher salaries.

A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 12:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Outrage in the Times and they handily provide a link to the original calls.

Cant, cant, cant.

synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Exactly the same thing at the Telegraph.

A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link

David Attenborough, Miley Cyrus and Frank Skinner on Ross on friday. I wonder if any of them will decline the invite?

A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Cant, cant, cant

is this your jonathan ross impression? it's quite good.

remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Skinner will give Ross some stick - what did Ross say when Skinner got into trouble over the "Matthew Kelly's beard" joke?

snoball, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link


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