Which is the worst state in the United States of America

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haha my trip to Tallahassee must have been way worse than I remembered

slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

also I am totally fine with this thread being a total US State lovefest regardless of the title/poll results

slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

This is why you can't vote TX, despite all of the despicable things about it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnx3fWJHkUo

Fetchboy, Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Shakey Mo, do you dislike NM, and if so, why?

Dark Notion (Abbott), Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Was that jokez, Laurel??!

Fetchboy, Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Probably 60% joeks.

Let's see how tough Aquaman is once we get him in the water. (Laurel), Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Delaware isn't a state, it's the Grand Duchy of Citibank.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Rather than blame a place for a natural disaster that it didn't deserve, and after which it got totally screwed by the supposed "support systems" it was counting on, I'm blaming LA for hosting a giant drunk-fest and encouraging tourists to behave like animals regularly. Also I dislike crowds and loud noises. And fun.

Let's see how tough Aquaman is once we get him in the water. (Laurel), Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

noodling and whatever traces remain of woody guthrie's "spirit" are not enough to save you from my vote in this poll, oklahoma

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

hmm, connecticut maybe

call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Shakey Mo, do you dislike NM, and if so, why?

nah I just don't know much about it apart from a trip to Santa Fe as a child

Wrinkles, I'll see you on the other side (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

New Mexico – is that the one with all the sand?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

gut feeling is florida

sonderborg, Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i kinda impulsively voted for RI even though i can find plenty of nice things to say about providence at the least

delaware's probably worse tiny-state-wise but i haven't spent any time there, only driven though it.

ciderpress, Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

im feelin south carolina as worst right now

Charleston is fantastic – some of the best restaurants and best-looking people in the country. I dunno about the rest of the state.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

My first instinct is to say my home state of NC. However, my view of it is skewed from having lived there for so long and under such dire circumstances. And they have good BBQ, so that's a plus.

Delaware has tax free shopping and nice beaches.

I would have to go with Oklahoma.

Jeff, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow, kind of funny that the deadly combination of a big yearly celebration of life and one street's worth of girls-gone-wild-frat-fest located in a neighborhood with one of the richest musical traditions in world history is the worst thing that America has to offer.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

makes you think

slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWmVTbWHgFc

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I might have to pick Wisconsin/Iowa because of lol state rivalries

slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Don't worry, I'm blaming LA for other things, too. Like okra.

Let's see how tough Aquaman is once we get him in the water. (Laurel), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I might have to pick Wisconsin/Iowa because of lol state rivalries

it's why I voted for both Minnesota & Missouri lol

Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm blaming LA for other things, too. Like okra.

Okra is from Africa, I thought.

Qui vous promet des lendemains qui chantent? (Michael White), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Much like everything else that people like about Louisiana!

Let's see how tough Aquaman is once we get him in the water. (Laurel), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, jazz. I don't know about anything else really. Voodoo?

Let's see how tough Aquaman is once we get him in the water. (Laurel), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Indiana really doesn't have much going for it (sorry people from Indiana.)

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Also thinking that Idaho is pretty bare, but I could be convinced otherwise I guess.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Really the I states in general (outside of Illinous) are no great shakes.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

idaho does not have one single mellencamp, only a handful of cougars and a decent selection of johns

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Indiana really doesn't have much going for it (sorry people from Indiana.)

OTM - that's why this sorry person from Indiana voted for it.
(nb - I don't live there now and visit as infrequently as possible.)

Jaq, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, it's not like Ledbelly, gumbo, ca$h money, boudin, Britney Spears, Tabasco, Lil' Wayne, the Meters, or boiled crawfish are really anything worth mentioning, since giving the world jazz isn't enough to redeem anything.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link

My knee-jerk reaction to this is usually Florida; my family's from Orlando and growing up it just seemed like the worst place, terrible weather, nasty bugs, strip malls, no culture. But embarrassingly reading "The Orchid Thief" helped me appreciate Florida's unique aspects a lot more, and last time I was in Orlando it didn't seem as bad I remembered. So yeah, probably like Indiana I guess.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Voted Oklahoma.

(PS, I'm not ever going to spend a lot of energy defending Mississippi, but people who slam it based on stereotypes and not on personal experience are the worst kind of disgusting savages imho.) (PPS, Fetchboy I don't mean you.)

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

hosting a giant drunk-fest and encouraging tourists to behave like animals regularly. Also I dislike crowds and loud noises. And fun.

― Let's see how tough Aquaman is once we get him in the water. (Laurel), Thursday, February 18, 2010 3:52 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Good thing you live in NYC, an area devoid of drunken parades/celebrations, tourists, crowds and loud noises.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

My first instinct is to say my home state of NC. However, my view of it is skewed from having lived there for so long and under such dire circumstances. And they have good BBQ, so that's a plus.

Delaware has tax free shopping and nice beaches.

I would have to go with Oklahoma.

― Jeff, Thursday, February 18, 2010 10:00 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark

NC would be a seriously ridiculous answer. beautiful mountains, BBQ, credit unions, indie rock, and like way more progressivism than the rest of the former CSA.

69, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Exactly!

Let's see how tough Aquaman is once we get him in the water. (Laurel), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

does your family still live in Orlando, n/a?

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

florida and texas have some good stuff going for them, yeah, but they have SO MUCH bad stuff going for them. indiana-type places have no good stuff going for them but significantly less bad stuff too. it's like...serial-killer who's also a fantastic novelist vs. petty crook w/ pretty much nothing going for him.

iatee, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Tupelo, MS is the only place I've been where someone has explicitly told me that I was not the right kind of person to move into the ritzy neighborhood. I was partially offended and partially like "wtf, this is Tupelo"

slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

A lot of my extended family does.

South Florida seems a lot more fun, don't know why I've never made it down there.

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link

xp to myself: your "ritzy neighborhood" is basically just like Burnsville, stfu

slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Isn't that DFW essay about watching 9/11 on TV set in Indiana? It's the only sympathetic portrayal of IN that comes to mind, and I think I'm more sympathetic to DFW and his viewpoint in all of that than the locale itself.

Let's see how tough Aquaman is once we get him in the water. (Laurel), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I can't believe they wouldn't let you move there just cause you went to college :( xp

iatee, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I'll tell you what sucks about Miami: remove South Beach and you've got Anytown, USA. Miles and miles of suburban dreariness. It's amazing that a city this big boasts only a couple of independent bookstores and record shops.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

That does not surprise me in the least about Tupelo, Dan. Horrible place, nearly indefensible.

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Isn't that DFW essay about watching 9/11 on TV set in Indiana?

Illinois

Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i think mississippi sounds ok

this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I was born in Columbus, MS.

Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Also thinking that Idaho is pretty bare, but I could be convinced otherwise I guess.

Idaho, even when it's boring, is at least strange.

Dark Notion (Abbott), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I can't believe they wouldn't let you move there just cause you went to college :( xp

Ha, the "best" part is that the dude who said this to me was an alum hosting some of us as a stop on a choir trip

This was the same stop where the mother of our host told us a delightful story of how her daughter had moved to Boston and "jewed" her landlord down on the rent; the two Jews I was rooming with were not particularly appreciative.

slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

(It is best to only capitalize "Black", not "white"; or to capitalize both? Genuine style question, no troll.)

I'm curious what the thinking is on this as well. lowercase white vs uppercase Black might on some level support the implication that whiteness is "default"

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Monday, 22 March 2021 13:19 (three years ago) link

unsurprisingly it seems like a no win situation the more you think about it

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Monday, 22 March 2021 13:20 (three years ago) link

Here you go:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/05/insider/capitalized-black.html

pomenitul, Monday, 22 March 2021 13:22 (three years ago) link

I noticed just the other day that the New Yorker capitalizes "Black," which maybe they've done for years? No idea what they do with "white."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 March 2021 13:23 (three years ago) link

about what I figured. not really a satisfying answer but that's the nature of style (and change in progress). xp

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Monday, 22 March 2021 13:26 (three years ago) link

the New Yorker capitalizes "Black," which maybe they've done for years?

I believe "everyone" (meaning "the media") started capitalizing Black more or less in the last 12 months. I know that's when I started doing it in my own writing, for Stereogum (and in my upcoming book).

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 22 March 2021 13:28 (three years ago) link

I miss Atlanta so much :(

eisimpleir (crüt), Monday, 22 March 2021 13:38 (three years ago) link

xpost

Here's the revised AP style guide on "Black" etc (it's dated from July 2020 but I saw a Guardian article from June, referencing the AP decision to capitalize Black):

https://apnews.com/article/9105661462

locked in a death spiral of vindictive gatekeeping (viborg), Monday, 22 March 2021 16:00 (three years ago) link

Atl is a legit great city. And if you don’t have to be in the car much its ranking goes way up imo. The urban canopy really is remarkable.

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Monday, 22 March 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link

For sure, the predominant car culture is main issue there. But within the city limits at least it looks like they're doing their best to move away from that.

(I was without a car for a few days there taking care of some business, and I have to say it's quite cool how there are little public shuttle buses that go all over the place and which seem to have sliding scale payment. Of course MUNI in SF is also sliding scale if you know how to avoid the driver's eyes as you slip in the back door. I would never!)

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Monday, 22 March 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

*main issue I have

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Monday, 22 March 2021 21:27 (three years ago) link

*the

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Monday, 22 March 2021 21:28 (three years ago) link

Gonna go against the grain here and say I found Atlanta to be pretty depressing and grey

Nhex, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 01:47 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Apparently it's Alabama, but even that is better than DC:

https://today.yougov.com/topics/travel/articles-reports/2021/04/13/us-states-ranked-best-worst-according-americans

Alba, Thursday, 15 April 2021 13:53 (three years ago) link

if you look at the Bloomberg Vaccine Tracker, Alabama is the only state with a mega light-green shade.

why am i not shocked.

P-Zunit (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 April 2021 14:49 (three years ago) link

Jersey tied with Iowa and Arkansas.

Been trying to think up what trouble those three states could get into together, with no luck.

pplains, Thursday, 15 April 2021 16:53 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

I reckon TX has this now

Josefa, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 12:55 (two years ago) link

otm

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 12:55 (two years ago) link

Certainly top contender for worst state that has the most awesome things in it ruined by the shittiness.

i carry the torch for disco inauthenticity (Eric H.), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 13:08 (two years ago) link

Nov, 2022 is when we're hopefully going to get rid of Abbott. If Texas doesn't do something about the bastard I'm going to have to move. Fuck this shit.

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 13:16 (two years ago) link

If you lose Abbott, you're only going to get somebody worse because he was primaried.

pplains, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 18:57 (two years ago) link


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