― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 01:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Friday, 10 November 2006 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 10 November 2006 02:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― Scorpion Tea (Dick Butkus), Friday, 10 November 2006 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link
#1 hit Dan!
― ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Friday, 10 November 2006 12:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Friday, 10 November 2006 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link
ROFFLE
RUN NOW, RAGGETT
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link
http://godlovesmeat.com/spatulatzar/dildo/
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 14 January 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Sunday, 14 January 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link
OK, I admit it I'm intrigued... http://www.theconevibrator.net/images/product.jpg Anyone had personal experience of this? It's good for men and women or so it says on the box.
― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 13:52 (sixteen years ago) link
How does that even work? Do you sit on it?
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 14:02 (sixteen years ago) link
ding ding ding
― ^@^, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 14:04 (sixteen years ago) link
I'd love to test it, but I doubt there exists a shop which'd let you test vibrators before buying one.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 14:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Actually no, I think some sex stores have tester vibrators their customers can check out. But I don't think you can test it in, er, real use.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 14:13 (sixteen years ago) link
"think"
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 27 January 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I lol'd.
― Bodrick III, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link
This fucking thread.
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link
OK, I admit it I'm intrigued...
― omar little, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.theconevibrator.net/images/product.jpg
I can't see how that would be fun for anyone.
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:58 (fifteen years ago) link
http://amandaziegler.com/tn_oglethorpe1.gif would hit it
― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:03 (fifteen years ago) link
http://xhamster.com/movies/191509/my_homemade_1_50_dollar_store_sex_toy.html
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 6 September 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link
that's really, really NSFW by the way.
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 6 September 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link
xhamster???? no thanks.
― ian, Sunday, 6 September 2009 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link
dying @ How Long Can You Last? ad on the side.
― clotpoll, Monday, 7 September 2009 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Wait, what?
http://gizmodo.com/5909857/the-bizarre-history-of-the-vibrator-from-cleopatras-angry-bees-to-steam+powered-dildos
I thought Tom invented this?!
― Alba, Monday, 14 May 2012 08:10 (eleven years ago) link
There really aren't any new ideas, huh
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 14 May 2012 08:31 (eleven years ago) link
"cleopatra's angry bees" would be a neat band name. Possibly.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 14 May 2012 08:53 (eleven years ago) link
Ten year anniversary of this magnificent thread just passed.
― i would never inflict the process of making a sandwich on myself (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/ground-wasp-nest-vagina-tighten-warn-gynaecologist-painful-sex-bacteria-hiv-a7766376.html
― how's life, Thursday, 1 June 2017 13:35 (six years ago) link
I neither know nor care what that story is because nothing could possibly top that url.
― Trockasturm Hoar The Ramming Battle Ceraton (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 June 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link
i'd hate for you to miss out on this rare use of 'pro-tip' in a clinical context
“Here's a pro-tip, if something burns when you apply it to the vagina it is generally bad for the vagina,” Dr Gunter added.
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 June 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link
"Another pro-tip: if your arm becomes detached from your body it is generally good to have it reattached to your body," Dr. Gunter sagely advised.
― Trockasturm Hoar The Ramming Battle Ceraton (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 June 2017 14:10 (six years ago) link
Dr. Gunter dispensing that arcane esoterica to which only the pro-est of tippers have access.
― Trockasturm Hoar The Ramming Battle Ceraton (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 June 2017 14:11 (six years ago) link
I should have known someone else would beat me to reviving this thread with that article
― PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Thursday, 1 June 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link
i came here to post this story :)
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 June 2017 11:15 (six years ago) link
this is the beauty of ilx, really - how many other boards would have an extant thread suitable to put this story, and have three separate posters all think to put it there
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 June 2017 11:19 (six years ago) link
Do you check through the archive esoterica or just remember the threads years later?
― Stevolende, Friday, 2 June 2017 11:50 (six years ago) link
dude obviously no one who read it has ever forgotten this thread
― mark s, Friday, 2 June 2017 11:52 (six years ago) link
i can't speak for the others but the phrase 'an empty cigar tube filled with wasps makes a good vibrator' has been indelibly inked on my brain since i first read it years ago
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 June 2017 11:52 (six years ago) link
it's indelible bcz it's true
― mark s, Friday, 2 June 2017 11:54 (six years ago) link
the premise of this thread seems like it'd be good test of the limits of rule 34 but no fucking way am i going to be the one to conduct it
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 June 2017 12:00 (six years ago) link
i’m sorry we’re all out of cigar tubes filled with wasps, but i can interest you in this receptacle containing the world’s largest bee
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/067f0fa3cb527f2a7c22badf68ff3a90a558d4ad/50_242_5381_3228/master/5381.jpg?width=1920&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=90f70f0a19c0cfeb69f7a75f60b0aa23
― “Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:11 (five years ago) link
― “Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link
Four Bees Living in Her Eye, Feeding on Her Tears
― mick signals, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 21:33 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
― nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Monday, 17 February 2020 02:21 (four years ago) link
An empty cigar tube filled with wasps makes a good vibrator
by
sufjan stevens
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 February 2020 03:47 (four years ago) link
Great beehive
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 17 February 2020 08:20 (four years ago) link
Was this thing a Viz Top Tip originally or did somebody plagiarise it and submit it as a top tip afterwards?
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 17 February 2020 12:23 (four years ago) link
i dunno if anyone can really 'plagiarise' just plain common sense like this tho tbf
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 17 February 2020 12:54 (four years ago) link