Constantine Maroulis, enduring sex magnet

Ash, to answer your least question: probably (I imagine that's why he agreed to the story.)

You have to remember that this is a classically-trained crooner who thinks he's a rock and roll bad-ass; "delusional" is pretty high up on the charts. Pat Benetar totally embraces her classical past to the point of parody while Constantine would have liked for everyone to think he came solely form the garage band scene rather than Boston Conservatory.

It gets funnier the more you think about it.

Why can't someone write a piece like this about Ruben?