shittest portuguese centre forward of recent times

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pretty obviously just trying to head it back into the middle. jumped,turned, headed, no mystery.

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

there's an amusing clip of him getting sonned by oguchi onyewu

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Nah, he clearly meant it - even though the angles involved mean it ought strictly to have been impossible.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

You Want To Believe.

his line of sight even follows where he thinks the ball is going...back across the goal.

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

am 100% certain that was intentional

I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

bc

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

'big call'? we're talking about JARED BORGETTI here, DUDE

I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

no, bc = because. inviting u to do more than argue by assertion. aren't u an oxbridge dude? smh

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

ok, in the replay you can see borgetti's strike partner dropping deep for the ball, in borgetti's direct eyeline, therefore he can surmise he is probably alone in the box and thus has no alternative but to go for goal

I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

plus, the shape on the header was a round-the-corner flick, whereas a nod across goal would have involved more of a front-of-head action

I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

plus, your 'eyeline' assertion stems from the fact he is JARED BORGETTI, thick of neck, and cannot actually turn his head any further given the direction his body is going in

I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

plus, i know way more about soccerball than you

I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

:D

I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

agree he should know he is alone in the box, but still thinks he has no alternative but to play the percentage.

header was front of head, inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola.

zvookster aka the dreamstealer

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

when i jump into an NFL thread all 'totally awesome play' when someone fumbles the ball into a team-mate's hands, remember this moment

I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

remember it well

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

99.94% in agreement w/lj here. Would be 100% but for one thing - Borgetti has the build of a whippet. Check that still, the neck is like a pencil.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

it was said of some lines of sappho's that their economy rang with the fine awkwardness of truth. lj's new dn is finest in this wise!

zvookster, Monday, 8 March 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^has redeemed all of his posting in this thread and then some

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Ashamed I missed this thread but whoever said upthread that good strikers don't exist anymore is on some crazy talk.

There's Always Been A Prance Element To (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 March 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Me, I think, though I do rate Bendtner obviously. I had originally scoffed at the idea that the days of Owens and Inzaghis were over, but there really don't seem to many of them around, and if there are they are not feted like they used to be.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 8 March 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

lol

nakhchivan, Monday, 21 June 2010 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link

srsly it wd be great if one of these ppl did something

hugo almeida scored 7 in 25 last season

nakhchivan, Monday, 21 June 2010 11:53 (thirteen years ago) link

though almeida was like a utility DM tbh

Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Monday, 21 June 2010 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link

A goal from midfield! How about that?!

Ismael Klata, Monday, 21 June 2010 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link

that's a cross so good even a portuguese centre forward couldn't miss....

nakhchivan, Monday, 21 June 2010 12:46 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

i) vaz te is playing for barnsley
ii) pleae can everyone's favourite dagestani arrivistes sign ARIZA MAKAKULA

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Friday, 23 September 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link


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