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The thugs and barbarians always find a way.

Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:48 (fifteen years ago) link

You know what? I don't even blame her. She should make out of it what she can. It wasn't until the balloon went up bigtime that she pitched in. If she hadn't, she was in a no-win situation anyway. Might as well...

For all RBrand isn't the 'kiss and tell' type, he is the 'kiss and blurt it out when it gets too much' type.

There's a bunch of women with 'shagged by RBrand' stamped on their fhead. What to do?

Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:49 (fifteen years ago) link

xxxpost I'm sure he's not bothered (ASachs I mean. Nearly typed Sacher there. WTF?), but the hounds of the press on the doorstep is more of a trauma than a bunch of crap ansaphone messages...

Boxer b-friend in "I'm much bigger and stronger than RBrand, so I feel like I can beat him up and everyone will cheer me hray!" um, sandwich.

Bad news dude: It's two rounds, and the first round involves smack.

Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:51 (fifteen years ago) link

So it's OK for a Max Clifford-backed, self-proclaimed Satanic Slut to torpedo the careers of others?

"Shagged by RBrand," not "Raped by RBrand" - they had a choice.

Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Hahahahahahaha OMFG Alex Shane. Seriously, this is where it gets funnier.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Printing the material again and again is indeed bad and hypocritical, as Carlin says.

But it is wrong to equate making a joke in a pub with saying something on a BBC radio programme which is probably heard by millions (really! R2 is the most popular channel in the country) and for which you are paid £££££. Those are two totally different scenarios.

George Lamb appears on 6Music and is a diabolical prick who knows nothing and gets paid for it.

the pinefox, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Torpedos were already launched.

Not "OK", no, but as I say, I don't believe her interview has added to the weight against them. More likely made some go "Her? Actually, I'm less bothered now."

xpost oh yeah, forgot about 6musi.

Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Dom, is Mr Shane as charming as he looks?

A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:55 (fifteen years ago) link

But it is wrong to equate making a joke in a pub with saying something on a BBC radio programme which is probably heard by millions (really! R2 is the most popular channel in the country) and for which you are paid £££££. Those are two totally different scenarios.

The point is the Mail is now printing stuff that WASN'T broadcast. That was what I thought might be worth a compliant.

A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link

For all RBrand isn't the 'kiss and tell' type, he is the 'kiss and blurt it out when it gets too much' type.

I think everyone's forgetting it was Ross who did the public blurting. Also, if you can get past Alex Shane, it also says in that article that it was an ongoing relationship of more than a year Baillie had with Brand, not just a one-night stand. If you have an ongoing relationship for a year with a known serial shagger, you can't expect it to be totally private.

ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Dom, is Mr Shane as charming as he looks?

― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:55 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Seriously, where to start.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm hitting google to find all my favourite Shane anecdotes, but if you're looking for a carny bastard who epitomises all that is shady and underhand about the wrestling scene, then you've hit paydirt with this character. He may also have had sex with a Thai tranny at one point, this is unconfirmed.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:59 (fifteen years ago) link

On reflection I'm sure Baillie didn't have any direct input into the hypocrisy that caused all this. But Clifford and the Sun input don't help her case.

Pinefox - as I have already said several times on this thread the Russell Brand Show is (or was) broadcast to a relatively small and very specialised audience WHO KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE GETTING WHEN THEY TUNED IN and indeed formed the reason why Brand was given the show in the first place, i.e. he was expected to be "edgy" and "controversial."

Given that only TWO listeners complained about the prank before the Sundays blasted it into public consciousness then your theory doesn't hold, I'm afraid.

Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Good character witness for Ms Baillie then?

xpost

ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:59 (fifteen years ago) link

If I was Ms Baillie I'd be checking my purse last thing before I went to sleep at night and first thing in the morning, put it that way.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Wait, so we have a tranny chaser indie wrestler involved in the mix now? STOKED FOR THE MADNESS, as they say in the classics.

India's second-favourite Australian popstar (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:06 (fifteen years ago) link

jerks got what they deserved, hurrah for the press (for once)

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:09 (fifteen years ago) link

BBC FILTH WASTING MY TAXPAYERS MONEY ARGH ARGH ARGGGH

India's second-favourite Australian popstar (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:11 (fifteen years ago) link

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=265852974

No one said that change was easy but has anything in your life that is worth having ever been so other than a self service hand job?

ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:12 (fifteen years ago) link

"Some of my new written philosophy"

India's second-favourite Australian popstar (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:13 (fifteen years ago) link

nct

Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Brand's first response to this, "what's worse, leaving a swearword on Andrew Sachs's answerphone or supporting the Third Reich?" was pretty classic.
All is forgiven!

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:14 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm quite enjoying all the "senior BBC broadcasters" sticking the boot in completely anonymously.

Matt DC, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:16 (fifteen years ago) link

"what's worse, leaving a swearword on Andrew Sachs's answerphone or supporting the Third Reich?"

Two sniggering fucks indulging in a bit of laddish misogyny and getting paid an enormous amount of money for it?

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Heroes: Dino Scarlo, Gandhi, Albert Einstein (watch the video with his quotes I've added), John F Kennedy (see the video below if you ever wondered what really got him killed), Bill Hicks, Jesus (and I'm not religious so work that one out), My Grandad Fred, Micheal Tsarion, Robert Anton Wilson, Nikola Tesla, DJ Paul Christian (Without him I would never have discovered the wonder that is Electro house)and finally my Mum.

The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:19 (fifteen years ago) link

See what I mean, only one women on that list *angry emoticon*

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:20 (fifteen years ago) link

So glad Shane is getting his moment in the sun here. He was on Jerry Springer UK once as well.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:21 (fifteen years ago) link

*angry emoticon*, is that his mum's name?

Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Occupation: Walking contradiction

snoball, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:22 (fifteen years ago) link

So he's a wrestle who's NOT going to threaten to beat up someone who weighs half as much as he does... oh wait

snoball, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:23 (fifteen years ago) link

wrestle = wrestler

snoball, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I fucked his mum once.

Matt DC, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Classic: wifes dad:

"I think it's a disgrace, Russell brand implying that Andrew Sachs had had sex with Jonathan Ross' daughter!"

Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Didn't he fuck Jonathan Ross's wife and that's why she had that nervous breakdown? *LAUGHTER TRACK*

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Good piece by Mark Lawson in the Grauniad.

Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Surprised that Lawson wasn't arguing for the entire license fee to be handed to Ricky Gervais

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:31 (fifteen years ago) link

that's a pretty reasonable piece by lawson, but really: THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING ABSURD NEWS STORY IN THE PAST, er, week and the sooner everybody involved fucks off out of it, the better.

remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Were the BBC to now sack Ross, he would probably be rapidly taken on by commercial broadcasters, or even by the networks of Rupert Murdoch

O Calamity!

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:38 (fifteen years ago) link

And Tatchell weighs in.

Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:40 (fifteen years ago) link

He's actually 3-1 to become next Newcastle manager.

Matt DC, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:40 (fifteen years ago) link

So far, nearly 30,000 members of the public have lodged complaints. How many of them have complained about the BBC's tacit glorification and promotion of greed and nastiness in programmes like The Apprentice and The Weakest Link?

Actually worse than Piers Morgan's piece

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:42 (fifteen years ago) link

And Tatchell weighs in.

Right that's it, hand me that burning torch and point me towards the offices of Jonathan Ross's production company

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:42 (fifteen years ago) link

steady on pinefox! "scum"?

anyway, yes, I did complain bcs you know 1million complaints by friday was too delicious a prospect to pass up

can we find something innocuous of george lamb's to complain about? we now have proof that we only need 27,000 complaints to have him hang? what's the install-base of ilx, 3000? if we all complain 9 times we'll have him!

coznebb (cozwn), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Care to replicate the content of your complaint to us, cozen?

ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:52 (fifteen years ago) link

uhm, let me see if I can find the actual text on the ofcom www

I didn't realise ppl were actually complaining; I thought it was an internet thing, and finally a funny one at tht (cf. rick astley at the EMA & digg NOT FUNNY)

coznebb (cozwn), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Wow, this turned into a silly-season story over the last couple of days, didn't it.

I still think they're a pair of horrible cunts for phoning some old guy and leaving a message boasting about fucking his grand-daughter, I guess that'll get obscured in all the fuss now. I guess I'd probably laugh if either of them got worked over by some irate bod or other over this. Like, as long as they didn't get worked over too hard?

The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:54 (fifteen years ago) link

I guess that'll get obscured in all the fuss now

otm, this happened about 200 posts ago.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link

who else can we complain abt and get rid of? will ofcom do gordon brown too? (joeks bruv)

I wd really like to see if we cd get rid of george lamb tho pls

coznebb (cozwn), Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:58 (fifteen years ago) link

For all RBrand isn't the 'kiss and tell' type, he is the 'kiss and blurt it out when it gets too much' type.

I think everyone's forgetting it was Ross who did the public blurting. ...

― ailsa, Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:57 (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yes, but RBrand presumably mentioned it to JRoss.

Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I think "you can get away with threatening to beat up someone who is physically much weaker than you as long as that person has somehow insulted your ex-girlfriend" is just as bad a message to send as "it's OK to prank call people and leave offensive messages on their answerphones as long as you're a highly paid comedian". With the exception of Sachs, everyone involved in this comes out a bit tarnished.

snoball, Thursday, 30 October 2008 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link


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