pooping right before showering

I believe Quim Full of Hollandaise is a collection of forgotten Smiths rarities.

"Meanwhile, someone's anus has been shoplifting from the candy store."

The Girl With the Apple Butter Up Her Cooch

If there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
Ask me, I won't say no
Unless it involves putting apple butter in your vagina

Strange Ways, Here We Come

So said the insurance broker to Joseph.

Sucker bought it, too.

I have always wondered whether God in his infinite wisdom gave Mary the spine-tingling, divine orgasm she deserved for carrying his spawn or whether his whole fornicating-is-a-sin anti-sex posture led him to just send Gabriel down to say, "Lol, you're knocked up. Congrats!"

that's what the Immaculate Conception is Michael--no orgasm for the virgin

Dan, I am specifically not supposed to laugh like this at my workplace.

God is such a dick! Fcuk that guy, man! Makes a cuckold out of a young groom and totally shafts his bride.

well that's the thing--he didn't shaft the bride

Figuratively; there's naught worse than getting a chick knocked up and NOT shafting her.

I think if said chick filled her vagina with apple butter and had a Cadbury egg hanging out of her anus, that would be worse.

I used my magic YHWH powers to inseminate you. Hope I didn't disturb your sleep.

Creep!

people, this talk is disgusting. let's get back to good, clean shitting and not wiping and then getting into the shower.

What would be worse would be a MELTING Cadbury egg.

"Hello, is that the 24 hour plumbers? My shower's blocked with melted Cadbury's Creme Egg. How did that happen? Well, er..."

let's get back to good, clean shitting

I think I've identified the problem with this sentence

let's get back to good, clean shitting

hmm, interesting, i've never heard the gerund form of shit in this sort of construction before. i would have gone for "let's get back to taking a good clean shit" myself. i dig your style.

Egad, now I'm trying to think of various chattes I have tasted and wondering how to pair them with the right wine.

For X's pussy, I prefer a Chablis but for Z, I think a Vermentino's just the thing.

"Egad" is right!

can we just disable inline video links to this thread and head that problem right off at the pass

But what is the correct beverage to serve with analingus?

Tequila, if memory serves me right.

Scope

seltzer water for that bubbly tang

omg hahahahaha

poop/shower/tequila/analingus

seldom has an understanding the term "chain of command" been more important

(xxpost) No dude that's for enemas

John, as I said earlier to Dan - they look at my oddly when I laugh like this at work.

perhaps you should put your oddly away, then

(never heard it called that before)

We all remember the stories of girls putting various liquors up their, er, foufounnes prior to the prom or the big HS party, right? Imagine the girl that gives herslef a big tequila enema beofre a night out? C/D?

I, for one, do not remember these stories, which kind of seem like a waste of perfectly good liquor tbh

When, ever, would you have had occasion to hear ANYTHING about my oddly before, good man?

it was hot dogs in my middle school

like, if my date bogarted my cinnamon schnapps and poured it in her cooter, there would have been a fight

xp: now hot dog/bratwurst stories, yes those went around, also eyewitness accounts of girls receiving cunnilingus from their pets

3,800 results for
vodka vagina prom

http://videogum.com/34321/the_doctors_explore_the_trend/daytime-talk-shows/

throwin a shrimp on the barbie should be gettin in the shower with a dingleberry still danglin

accounts of girls receiving cunnilingus from their pets

"How come Spot is walking so funny, Mom?" "Vodka tampons, son. Vodka tampons." *Sigh*

Better than a Chilli Dog

I dunno. I bet Spot would like a Chilli cunny Dog and he wouldn't feel all woozy afterwards.

biting is a hazard

Can we get back on the poop please?

that's what she said

because she was really into poop

more like on top of

Why do I feel like I'm in kindergarten again all of a sudden?

I'm just censoring my own response here, M. White, but rest assured it was horrifying

Lots of scat-play in the early grades, J0hn?

let he who is without scat

man