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“If ObamaCare passes, that free insurance card that’s in people’s pockets is gonna be as worthless as a Confederate dollar after the War Between The States — the Great War of Yankee Aggression.”

max, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

^^ quote from congressman paul broun of the great state of georgia

max, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

“If ObamaCare passes, that free insurance card that’s in people’s pockets is gonna be as worthless as a Confederate dollar after the War Between The States — the Great War of Yankee Aggression.”

“If ObamaCare passes, that free insurance card that’s in people’s pockets is gonna be as worthless as a Confederate dollar after the War Between The States — the Great War of Yankee Aggression.”

“If ObamaCare passes, that free insurance card that’s in people’s pockets is gonna be as worthless as a Confederate dollar after the War Between The States — the Great War of Yankee Aggression.”

“If ObamaCare passes, that free insurance card that’s in people’s pockets is gonna be as worthless as a Confederate dollar after the War Between The States — the Great War of Yankee Aggression.”

“If ObamaCare passes, that free insurance card that’s in people’s pockets is gonna be as worthless as a Confederate dollar after the War Between The States — the Great War of Yankee Aggression.”

“If ObamaCare passes, that free insurance card that’s in people’s pockets is gonna be as worthless as a Confederate dollar after the War Between The States — the Great War of Yankee Aggression.”

max, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

yikes

Mr. Que, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

wait, I have a free insurance card in my pocket?

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0310/34697.html

By now, most Americans know the dirty details of Obamacare. It raises taxes. It will force Americans to pay for other people's abortions. It will put the government in charge of more than 18 percent of our private sector economy. It may provide benefits to up to 6.1 million illegal immigrants. It diminishes liberty and gives government more power.

famous for hating everything (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

hits that beautiful psycho trifecta of 1) referencing the civil war 2) literally making something up whole sale 3) not really making sense on any level at all

max, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

4) calling the Civil War the War Between the States.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i love how the dipshit has to give the Civil War two different names.

Mr. Que, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Traitorous rebels.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

So if illegal immigrants don't buy private insurance they have to pay the fine as well, right?

Adam Bruneau, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

There's a news segment in the Onion movie where Georgia adds a Swastika and a middle finger to the state flag.

Adam Bruneau, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I think the procedure is to hold them upside down and shake before catapulting them them over the border fence.

xp

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Meanwhile Peggy Noonan gets her ass slapped around

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Would you stop, one-year tangent? Health care's 20% of our economy and it's a tangent? This is the problem -- we've got to solve the problem but let's do it some other time. For eight years in this country this problem was festering. Incomes were flat. Why? Cause every single spare dollar an employer had had to go into health care, not into wages. Our wages are down, our economy's at a standstill because of health care. And we're fixing that problem because your team didn't do it.

lol well done dude

famous for hating everything (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link

One measure of its success: a stammering Scarborough, and the hemorrhoid that formed on Noonan's face.

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

that georgia rep reminds me.. maryland is trying to secede from the south. of course, we are not the south anyway. though i do recall reading the occasional reference to the 'war of northern aggression' in the decades-long letters-to-the-editor debates over local history in my hometown paper..

man, why is scarborough complaning that there's no public option? since when did he care?

If dudes like that are allowed to call it the 'War Of Yankee Aggression' then why can't we call it the 'War Of Southern Slave-Owning'?

heck bent for pleather (Jon Lewis), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

tbh that's what I call it

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Friday, 19 March 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Maryland was a slave State that remained in the Union, right?

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Friday, 19 March 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

The southern pride thing is complete and totally BS anyways, because before the civil war the wealth distribution in the south (amongst whites) was highly concentrated among the upper class and everyone else was in abject poverty. People think the rebels fought a war to preserve this great "uncomplicated" way of living when all they were really fighting for was for the top 1% to maintain their status quo of total economic domination.

Adam Bruneau, Friday, 19 March 2010 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link

The southern pride thing is complete and totally BS anyways, because before the civil war the wealth distribution in the south (amongst whites) was highly concentrated among the upper class and everyone else was in abject poverty.

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 19 March 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

The southern pride thing is complete and totally BS anyways, because before the civil war the wealth distribution in the south (amongst whites) was highly concentrated among the upper class and everyone else was in abject poverty.

had to fix my fixing

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 19 March 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

blarg

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 19 March 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

The War to Redistribute the Top 1%'s Wealth

famous for hating everything (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 March 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

IMO there are tons of things to love and be proud of about the South but not that particular thing.

heck bent for pleather (Jon Lewis), Friday, 19 March 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost the deconstructionist line is that that was the North's motivation too, right?

heck bent for pleather (Jon Lewis), Friday, 19 March 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

IMO there are tons of things to love and be proud of about the South but not that particular thing.

mmm cornbread

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 March 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I think we even did a list thread on that! I remember Dan fighting with everyone else about okra c/d.

MOY WEIRD ANIMAL SKILETON (Jon Lewis), Friday, 19 March 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

(things to love about the south that is)

MOY WEIRD ANIMAL SKILETON (Jon Lewis), Friday, 19 March 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Okra is only C if it's fried.

Adam Bruneau, Friday, 19 March 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Tags:

* Michele Bachmann,
* Steve King,
* Ideas

lol

goole, Friday, 19 March 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

By now, most Americans know the dirty details of Obamacare. It raises taxes. It will force Americans to pay for other people's abortions. It will put the government in charge of more than 18 percent of our private sector economy. It may provide benefits to up to 6.1 million illegal immigrants. It diminishes liberty and gives government more power.

i literally would be cool with all these things

TNTiger: we know sexy (k3vin k.), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

*checks pocket for free insurance card*

TNTiger: we know sexy (k3vin k.), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

you would be cool w/ diminished liberty?

iatee, Friday, 19 March 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

trading freedom for fillings

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

ok maybe the liberty part wouldnt be so great

TNTiger: we know sexy (k3vin k.), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

It will put the government in charge of more than 18 percent of our private sector economy

Wrong

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I like how the main argument against this health care bill is that it will destroy competition because any given government-run plan will clearly be superior to the private plans we already have.

smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I am still getting over the statistic that health care is 18% of the economy?

Making that argument only illustrates how bad the problem has become

But it doesn't make sense. If financial services was 33% of the economy as of Sept 2008, then... well... what is the rest of the US economy even doing right now

Don't ask

Milton Parker, Friday, 19 March 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

At least 20% is Wal-Mart

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

So premiums are going to be capped in the public exchanges that are created, but there's nothing in this bill that caps premiums in the private market. Sounds like a good way to indirectly control prices, if the exchanges are strong enough. Hopefully the gov't-run health fearmongering we've been seeing won't enter the permanent market with an unending deluge of anti-exchange ads.

Adam Bruneau, Friday, 19 March 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

there isn't any government run plan in this bill so WTF are they talking about

akm, Friday, 19 March 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I assume they're talking about regulations. which, you know, have completely destroyed America's agriculture, finance, energy, insurance, and construction industries, among others

famous for hating everything (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

like did you know the FCC controls the entertainment industry? it's true!

famous for hating everything (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

someone's got to--those homosexuals in Hollywood are out of control

Mr. Que, Friday, 19 March 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh shit -- The Corner's page ain't loading. Is this a consequence of government-run health care?

The Magnificent Colin Firth (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link


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