that is.. a special dog
kind of don't know what else to say other than "at least I was at work when I looked at that, argh"
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
is it okay that i thought this was gonna be about
http://i.ivillage.com/E/325/PowerfulWomen/E_OlivaBenson_325.jpg
― AnCoulter (J0rdan S.), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
that's better than what I was thinking
http://organpron.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/benson.jpg
― smoking cigarette shades? it doesn't even make any sense. (HI DERE), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
1. that is quite something. i am sure E will be...delighted2. ^he was named after this guy
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 19 March 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
3. http://i42.tinypic.com/2lm1nj4.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 19 March 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link
wrt 3 am working on it
― plax (ico), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
That was the Benson I was thinking of. I didn't really understand the show as a kid, but I tried to incorporate the dialogue into my everyday conversations, ie, "I think I'll pass up this chance to insult you, Krauss".
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Friday, 19 March 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Sweet jesus what have you done to my poor sweet dog!?
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 20 March 2010 02:03 (fourteen years ago) link
guys, i think its a shop :/
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Saturday, 20 March 2010 04:44 (fourteen years ago) link
First thought was of the "Benson Arizona" song from the beginning of Dark Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbuQ5ZLB2ME
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 20 March 2010 04:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Hartigay better choice though
now in possession of (1) bulldog puppy
― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link
my roommates
― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link
I didn't really understand the show as a kid, but I tried to incorporate the dialogue into my everyday conversations, ie, "I think I'll pass up this chance to insult you, Krauss".
― black jeans stained by (snoball), Friday, March 19, 2010 8:21 PM
imagining a child snoball saying this and loling so hard
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link
omg jordan! bulldog puppies are so great.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm tepidly excited
― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i845.photobucket.com/albums/ab18/expatrica2/HIGH-5.jpghttp://i845.photobucket.com/albums/ab18/expatrica2/LICK.jpg
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Friday, 2 April 2010 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link
IT MATCHES HIS EYES
― SUPER USA (╓abies), Friday, 2 April 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Aw, so cute when he's playing with that cock ring
― StanM, Friday, 2 April 2010 04:55 (thirteen years ago) link
>:-O
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Friday, 2 April 2010 10:31 (thirteen years ago) link
That's either a tiny dog or...
― Convenience Fish (snoball), Friday, 2 April 2010 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link
<3 this dog
― plax (ico), Friday, 2 April 2010 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/reckoning.jpg
― plax (ico), Sunday, 25 April 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link
WTF?!
― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Sunday, 25 April 2010 10:20 (thirteen years ago) link
I honestly don't even know what to say about that.
Haven't posted here in a while so here are some recent Bensons 4 u:
http://i845.photobucket.com/albums/ab18/expatrica2/BENNY-1.jpg
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Sunday, 25 April 2010 10:45 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/runic.jpg
― plax (ico), Friday, 30 April 2010 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ would have as bedroom wall poster
― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Friday, 30 April 2010 11:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Throw in some rave fractals and you'd make a fortune at Glastonbury.
― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Friday, 30 April 2010 12:01 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ would have as bedroom wall poster― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Friday, April 30, 2010 6:54 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Friday, April 30, 2010 6:54 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark
srsly. plz make available as a high-res img, thx
i have a friend who would be ~delighted~ by such a poster
― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Friday, 30 April 2010 12:04 (thirteen years ago) link
lol i make these using something called "paintbrush" (like a less functional ms paint) and crop them on image preview. i dont know what a rave fractal is or how to make something hi res.
― plax (ico), Friday, 30 April 2010 12:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Just seeing this now. Probably going to try figure out a way to print and frame that.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link
the reckoning?
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link
also, how will you explain that to ppl "oh its just by this guy i know on the internet who likes to do collages involving my dog w/ mystical/homoerotic overtones"
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Would probably say just that. Well, might leave out the homoerotic overtones bit but you know.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Thursday, 6 May 2010 01:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Video is dark and sideways and I sound retarded for some reason so turn the sound off, turn your heads to the side and squint so that you can see that this dog is pretty odd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPApe4FS58Q
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Thursday, 6 May 2010 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/lake.jpg
― plax (ico), Friday, 7 May 2010 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link
gahahaha
― I thought "escargot" was a snail? (Matt P), Friday, 7 May 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link
HOLY CRAP. THAT IS AMAZING. Forget about the other one. I need this one on my wall. How can we make this happen. Email me the file or something - pls???
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 7 May 2010 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Seriously would frame this.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 7 May 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
omg
― I have a big tv with blue ray's (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 May 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/skybear.jpg
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 10:10 (thirteen years ago) link
amazing
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 11:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Hang on a second - you can't fool me. THAT IS NOT BENSON.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Too right, it's Ernest Borgnine.
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link
alright alright
http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/healingwind.jpg
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 12:10 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/gaymafia.jpg
― plax (ico), Friday, 28 May 2010 09:40 (thirteen years ago) link
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Would be 100% OK with B being the mascot for the gay mafia. omg.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 28 May 2010 11:56 (thirteen years ago) link
:D
― LINGO FROM THE BURGER KING KIDS CLUB (latebloomer), Saturday, 29 May 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Hey Benson, doesn't this look like something you'd like to try around the house?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAhuAbOAM_Q
― StanM, Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link
aaaaaahahaha this is so awesome, I just now saw it!
― fuck it we're going to Applebee's® (Z S), Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
sweet little old boy
― clouds, Sunday, 12 November 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/nIioVdC.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 12 November 2017 18:08 (six years ago) link
hbd buddy!
― mh, Sunday, 12 November 2017 18:08 (six years ago) link
happy birthday darling benson
― estela, Monday, 13 November 2017 00:54 (six years ago) link
No one can talk me out of getting a pug.
― Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Monday, 13 November 2017 01:01 (six years ago) link
what about a chug
― clouds, Monday, 13 November 2017 01:01 (six years ago) link
Good ol' B. Happy birthday.
― brownie, Monday, 13 November 2017 12:13 (six years ago) link
1) PUG!!!
2) I was hoping for E.F. Benson, but...https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51O0nOZ15QL._UY250_.jpg
― Virulent Is the Word for Julia (j.lu), Monday, 13 November 2017 13:02 (six years ago) link
how do you get him to sit still like such a good boy
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 03:35 (six years ago) link
Probably because he is the best boy
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 03:38 (six years ago) link
Yes! :)
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 18:46 (six years ago) link
Also, the promise of treats.
https://i.imgur.com/hy7OZB2.gif
I'm sorry, I'm trying to delete it.
― pplains, Monday, 1 January 2018 02:28 (six years ago) link
HNY BENSON
― El Tomboto, Monday, 1 January 2018 04:08 (six years ago) link
HNY! :D
http://i63.tinypic.com/synn69.jpg
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link
Also, my dad sent me the pug in the mask thing this morning and i hate it so much it's so creepy whyyyyyyyy :(.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 16:41 (six years ago) link
Glamorous Benson!
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:05 (six years ago) link
Happy New Year Benson and ENBB!
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link
Happy New Year Karl!
x-post - :D
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:14 (six years ago) link
benson the love pug
― estela, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:31 (six years ago) link
I call him that all the time :).
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link
<3
― estela, Tuesday, 2 January 2018 17:40 (six years ago) link
He is such a photogenic fellow! HNY to you both <3
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/hvWNIP2.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link
p u p o
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 17:36 (five years ago) link
p u p d a
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link
Benson bit me. He’s been having some behavioral problems the last few months (aggression when he’s tired) and on Tuesday morning he bit me in the face and I had to go to the ER and wound up with two stitches right through my top lip. I am so heartbroken. Going to contact a doggy therapist tomorrow but I’m really afraid this is age related and isn’t going to get better. This guy has been my source of comfort through so much the last few years and I’m beside myself. I am afraid to even let him sleep on or near me now. :(
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 31 January 2019 23:36 (five years ago) link
hes been through a lot a changes recently ?
― david waster phallus (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 January 2019 23:47 (five years ago) link
Yes. I think it’s honestly a combo of doggie PTSD and age but it just sucks and my fucking mouth hurts! After he did it I felt with my tongue and my upper lip was split in half. The little bugger only has like 7 teeth left! I just really hope the behavioral therapist can offer some solutions.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 31 January 2019 23:50 (five years ago) link
yeah but srsly big changes for the guy imo <3
― david waster phallus (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 January 2019 23:53 (five years ago) link
:-(
so sorry to hear that. my little guy and i do a fair amount of play-fighting, and he likes to bite my nose. i never worry about him really biting me, but he's getting older too, and the thought has crossed my mind - what would i do next if he actually bit me?
― the late great, Friday, 1 February 2019 00:51 (five years ago) link
Aw, V hopefully he never will. I grew up with dogs and plenty got older than B and I’ve never experienced this before. I do think this is a combo of doggie PTSD and old age. I cried on the phone to my therapist about it today, “But he’s my *sniff* little *sniff* cuddle buddy!” :/
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Saturday, 2 February 2019 01:40 (five years ago) link
well, he is, isn’r he? i think you should give him another chance. can they medicate him?
― the late great, Saturday, 2 February 2019 06:27 (five years ago) link
my friends/family have had experience with dog old age and dementia-type symptoms and that is definitely an option. not a given that it’d work, but worth trying. he’s your little dude, he’s just in a different place in life
― mh, Saturday, 2 February 2019 07:44 (five years ago) link
Oh I’m not giving up on him or anything!!! I was only sad because it’s hard when he growls now and given that this was so recent I’m a little afraid and that’s not a great feeling.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Saturday, 2 February 2019 08:46 (five years ago) link
Thinking of you! I been there. It sucks. Hugs
― nathom, Saturday, 2 February 2019 11:52 (five years ago) link
really sorry to hear about that, E. did you go to the doggy therapist yet? did they have any useful tips?
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link
holy shit E I'm so sorry, that is so stressful and jarring
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 4 February 2019 14:21 (five years ago) link
Aw, thanks guys. Stevie - it really has been. Waiting for a call back from the behavior lady so hopefully will know more soon.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 4 February 2019 20:28 (five years ago) link
Benson has a buddy! Meet Ralphie:
https://imgur.com/a/os08Pui
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 15 October 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link
Hi Ralphie! (I didn't see the image? does this work?)
https://i.imgur.com/q2N1ev5.jpeg
― StanM, Friday, 15 October 2021 18:37 (two years ago) link
Dammit I thought I couldn’t see it just cause I was on my phone. Will check my laptop.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 15 October 2021 18:41 (two years ago) link
I’m clearly out of practice posting.
Thanks for fixing, StanM!
Benson is 12 next month (how?!) and Ralphie is 8 months and the puppiest puppy I've ever met. He's the biggest rascal but a real sweetheart. They are . . . best frenemies.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 15 October 2021 18:47 (two years ago) link
Awww. Glad to meet you, Ralphie.
― emil.y, Friday, 15 October 2021 19:27 (two years ago) link
:)
He’s from Basildon just like Depeche Mode. Vince was a contender for the name but Ralphie was more fitting.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 15 October 2021 19:38 (two years ago) link