(William, give us another run-down of the events of yesterday evening if you like, I've really enjoyed them so far!)
― willem (willem), Friday, 9 January 2004 10:44 (twenty years ago) link
My. GOD. Barneveld was, in a word, unbelievable. He was knocking in 180's like there was no tomorrow, almost every dart seemed to be hitting the treble twenty, he was regularly getting checkouts in triple figures and just as you thought he wouldn't get them, he did. He was throwing scoring darts almost perfectly, and hardly ever missed doubles - but the really amazing thing was that Walton was having his best game of the tournament as well. His finishing troubles from the Wagner match looked dead and buried, and he was getting the treble twenties fairly regularly - in other words, he was playing just like when he won the title in 2001. Only problem - Barney didn't let him get a dart in edgeways. His mistakes were small, but crucial - he only seemed to be able to get legs and sets when Barney gave him the opportunity, and if he missed his chance, he never got a second one. Incredible.
The prospects aren't that great for The Viking in the semi-final then - Walton's 3-dart average was better than both his and Fitton's. Then again, they went the full slog, and it was just as good as anticipated - two players near or at the top of their respective games trading back and forth, back and forth. Fordham looked sweaty, probably because he is, but he was holding his nerve. So was Fitton. The end of set eight was nailbiting. Fordham had bull for the match - threw, the tip hit the wire and glanced into outer bull. Fitton nailed double top first time out, 4-4 - had Andy blown it? no. Came back strong, and won the match with - bullseye.The amazing thing was how relaxed they both were, laughing and joking with each other between legs - like Bobby George said, "Proper darts".
If he wasn't before, Barney has to be the red-hot favourite now. You can't see Fordham stopping him, unless he's really right on top of his game, and to do that you have to finish with no margin for error. Fordham's finishing wasn't bad last night, but whether it'll be good enough to beat Barney... doubt it. Oddly enough, the one player who's been finishing that well that it might trouble Barney is the feller he beat last year, Richie Davies. Still, he has to get through tonight's "Welcome To Hell" encounter first...
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 9 January 2004 11:22 (twenty years ago) link
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 9 January 2004 12:26 (twenty years ago) link
referring to the eerie pictures upthread, here's two lines from OutKast's "Happy Valentine's Day" (just happened to be listening to it)
Now when arrows don't penetrate, seeCupid grabs the pistol
― willem (willem), Friday, 9 January 2004 12:57 (twenty years ago) link
maybe there aren't as many women players around, not the ones who really want to take up darts professionally (less viewers, smaller price money i'd imagine). and less players = less chance of there being someone sad enough to practice darts day in day out, which you'd have to to be any good.
I am only speculating though.
― ken c (ken c), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:00 (twenty years ago) link
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:02 (twenty years ago) link
we want barney vs the power!!!
wasn't trina in the main competition a few years back? i'm sure there was a woman in the first round once...
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:03 (twenty years ago) link
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:04 (twenty years ago) link
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:20 (twenty years ago) link
― willem (willem), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:33 (twenty years ago) link
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:34 (twenty years ago) link
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:58 (twenty years ago) link
― chris (chris), Friday, 9 January 2004 13:59 (twenty years ago) link
Worried that barney might have peaked too soon...
― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 9 January 2004 14:33 (twenty years ago) link
barneveld was awesome yesterday but can he produce that kind of form for another two rounds?
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 9 January 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago) link
Tony O'Shea 5-1 Ted HankeyMervyn King 5-4 Richie Davies
And in the women's competition
Francis Hoenselaar 2-1 Clare Bywaters
I missed the main highlights programme, tuning in just in time to catch the last couple of legs of Davies-King - looks like I missed an utter classic, seeing as how my heart was in my mouth for the duration of the five or six minutes I saw... really felt for the wee ginger feller, he just could not finish it off, and as such Gitto capitalised and got through. The crowd were all applauding him too, so it looks like the controversy has blown over thanks to MAGIC DARTS, or something.
The only match I saw all the way through was the women's one, which was really good - Hoenselaar seemed a bit shaky on scoring but lethal on doubles, with Bywaters the exact opposite. Very good match but the crowd wasn't into it, and the fact it was only three sets long meant it couldn't build up any momentum - a longer contest between the two could've been fantastic.
Then there was Hankey-O'Shea, which had the misfortune to start rather poorly and coincide with South Park, so I watched that instead. It was great. Turned back after the end, and I'd sort of lost interest. O'Shea-King is hard to pick therefore. Go for O'Shea, he has a better nickname (i.e. one that isn't his surname).
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 10 January 2004 09:40 (twenty years ago) link
If O'Shea keeps hitting the doubles like he did in the last two matches then he has a good chance against King.
― willem (willem), Saturday, 10 January 2004 13:52 (twenty years ago) link
― pete s, Saturday, 10 January 2004 20:08 (twenty years ago) link
― pete s, Saturday, 10 January 2004 20:15 (twenty years ago) link
hope andy wins.
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 10 January 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago) link
I didn't even see most of it due to bastard brothers, bastard washing up, bastard picking up of bastard brothers from down the bastard hill... just the last few darts. When I left it Andy was 4-2 down. I saw he was throwing for the match and leapt in the air, screamed. Brother says "uhhh" and turns over to Channel 5 for Jamie Theakston Narrates Stunt Horses or something. Not now he fucking doesn't. Turn over in time to see Barney fuck his double up, and The Viking NAIL the double 2. And I just stood there shivering while turns back to people in flames suits in Spawn or something. I'm still all a-quiver now too... have to watch it tonight, no bloody question.
Also - It was Mervyn King was "bang out of order." I like Stubbsy.
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 10 January 2004 21:46 (twenty years ago) link
Also - who was it won Walk Of The Week? It had to be The Duke, surely...
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 10 January 2004 21:51 (twenty years ago) link
On the subject of commentary - it's difficult to think of many analysts on British terrestrial that are as good as Part. Today, though, Tony Green came into his own during the O'Shea-King match. He was really, really feeling for O'Shea, as was everyone in the room. "Come on Tony. Don't give it away." Looking back on it, it's perfect. O'Shea's game was just falling apart in front of everyone, the form he had earlier in the week all gone. There was hardly any atmosphere in the match, it seemed that easy for King. and in that one line, Tony Green just got it absolutely spot on.
And that's why darts is different to the other sports. They do all know each other. It's not snooker, because the darts players come off as people, as opposed to Mark Williams. It also doesn't feature half-hour long sessions of nestle-the-ball-behind-the-brown. It certainly isn't bowls, with all it's "We're modern now, the players wear teal and turquoise." Plus which most of the bowls players seem to be boring sods. In no other sport do you see Ray Stubbs being really enthusiastic about Tom Jones, or being mobbed by Andy Fordham fans. In no other sport would they dare conduct analysis from the lounge bar of the venue. In no other sport would you get Steve Duke, this man who emigrated from Manchester to Australia in 1969 and still hasn't lost the accent, dancing to "I Can't Get No Satisfaction". In no other sport could you get Andy Fordham, though admittedly he does bear something of a resemblance to a fatter, hairier Mick Foley (Mankind-era). In no other sport is there such obvious camaraderie and respect between all the players. It's... darts, magic, magic darts. And one week just ain't enough.
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 10 January 2004 22:40 (twenty years ago) link
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 11 January 2004 00:21 (twenty years ago) link
(yeah i know extreme pain in the arms blah blah)
― pete s, Sunday, 11 January 2004 01:37 (twenty years ago) link
― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 January 2004 01:38 (twenty years ago) link
I'd rather not if it's all the same
― pete s, Sunday, 11 January 2004 01:40 (twenty years ago) link
But yesterday was not the best day for NTL to go tits up, and it's still down :o(
― chris (chris), Sunday, 11 January 2004 10:51 (twenty years ago) link
HE HAS FRIGGING WELL DONE IT!!!
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 11 January 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago) link
― willem (willem), Sunday, 11 January 2004 20:56 (twenty years ago) link
― willem (willem), Sunday, 11 January 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link
Who's with me?
― Dave B (daveb), Sunday, 11 January 2004 23:37 (twenty years ago) link
Anyone notice Mervyn say he might not be back? I reckon he's off to the PDC, using the argument that there's more cashthe abuse he took was bang out of order.
― Dave B (daveb), Sunday, 11 January 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago) link
― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:09 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 12 January 2004 00:44 (twenty years ago) link
Andy supports Rangers and Millwall. Must restrain own prejudices here...
Have to say, this stuff about a fitness trainer I find hard to believe...from the BBC:
But the burly thrower, whose bulky forearms provided an early television highlight of 2004, boasts his own fitness trainer. While Fordham walks along, his trainer offers encouragement from a bicycle...He may not be the archetypal sportsman, but he does at least wear trainers on stage... "My trainers aren't for show - I'm an athlete". The popular Londoner even claims to have been a track and field athlete in his youth, when he allegedly had the nickname 'Whippet.'
I suspect someone might be 'aving a larf...
― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 12 January 2004 12:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 12 January 2004 12:08 (twenty years ago) link
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 12 January 2004 12:23 (twenty years ago) link
Co Stompé (who was in the studio) mentioned that Andy had said he was going to do something about his weightproblem & beer intake this year.
― willem (willem), Monday, 12 January 2004 12:30 (twenty years ago) link
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 12 January 2004 12:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 12 January 2004 12:33 (twenty years ago) link
http://hem.passagen.se/pluver/viking.gifCOOOME OOON!!!
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 12 January 2004 12:46 (twenty years ago) link
Luvverly. He deserved it too - definitely better than King was, and his performance after Barney went 2-0 up in the eighth set of their match... magic.
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 12 January 2004 13:29 (twenty years ago) link
The Showdown! Tonight! Taylor vs Fordham! I've only just found out about it, my sister's fiancee texted to remind me, and now I'm WELL EXCITED!
Except, ARGH! It's only on sky box office! And I don't have that. So I've got two hugely important and urgent questions:
A) Where can I find a pub in central london that's going to be showing it?
and
B) Anyone want to come with me?
― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 21 November 2004 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link
My brother has been out for a curry with Andy Fordham, so I want him to win.
― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 21 November 2004 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 21 November 2004 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link
Thought of getting mum and dad to video it for me, then post me the tape while I studously avoided the result...but I rang, and their sky box is broken! BOO!
― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 21 November 2004 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 21 November 2004 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link
YAY! Mum was wrong, Sky is actually working at the folks' house. So they're taping it for me. Which leaves me free to go to a pub quiz of my own.
Course it also means that, having revived this thread, I now need to avoid reading it for the rest of the week. Humm.
― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 21 November 2004 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link
Jeez. I'm very suspicious. It suddenly feels too much like, I dunno, WWF or something. I'm unconvinced, and disappointed.
― JimD (JimD), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:28 (nineteen years ago) link