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i dunno why people are assuming that dude even WENT to college.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

No earlier than 11/2004 guys. DIDN'T YOU SEE MY EXIF INFOZ?

Also, the timestamp is in GMT-500 which in november is Eastern Standard Time.

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Vice city? Sure? I am at work or would check my GTA boxes. That opens it up to like four years ago. Crap.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

How about the stack of books on the dresser. They look like math and science books.

Jena (JenaP), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I am pretty sure it isn't a dorm:

1) A/C
2) Beds in dorms not usually metal frame type like that
3) Styling on dresser
4) Carpeting
5) VENETIAN BLINDS. Dorms usually have pull blinds.

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

And yeah...that stack of books looks mighty high school-ish. Hm. The mysteries multiply.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

The text books/ notebooks on the dresser surely suggest a college student?

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Jena, I am in photoshop seeing if I can extract any info from the books...

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:37 (eighteen years ago) link

its vice city.

man..this pic, i love Roxy!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:37 (eighteen years ago) link

... oops (xxxpost)

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:37 (eighteen years ago) link

What's the grey curved thing on his dresser in the far right of the picture?

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

They probably all showed up at the same party and the girls sat down and these dudes showed up to play Nintendo. Picture snapped, girls like "Uhhh ok then" and left. End of story.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

That's like the best couple in the world, Eisbär.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

And what's that yellow thing to the guy's right?

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Ally, I don't like you're tone. Far to decisive. You're clearly into "Get this shit done" wedding planning mode.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

The nintendo is very organised, I like that.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

the yellow thing is a yellow thing.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Do the green/white tartan, the yellow (cap?) and green (frisbee? weights?) mean something? Notre Dame fan?

(oh. xxxpost)

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, ALLY...no coats on bed. I say nay to your party idea. I think pre-party, or the girls showed up to smoke a bowl. And drink some beers.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

It's really a studio set up. A hoax!

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Also: dark blue thing bottom left = someone's leg or arm. (enter the fluffer)

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

green (frisbee? weights?)

I saw that as weights

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

love you too, lb

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

The grey thing is probably a telly, because theres a chord going from the Nintendo into it.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

oh my god! What's in the box??

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Where'd you find this pic, Roxy?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:46 (eighteen years ago) link

It's not a dorm, but it's not Mom's house either. Mom's house has central heat and a/c, and even if she did allow a window unit, it would be insulated with caulk and not duct tape.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

oh my god! What's in the box??

Beer, obviously.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

GREAT points, PP.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

It's a mock up of life on the first space ship to Mars.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

i think the bowl smoking option is possible, since they definitely don't look like the kinda girls who carry weed and a pipe around with them.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe it's a commune!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

it's obviously a first apartment.


It was found on GIS.


RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

What's the grey curved thing on his dresser in the far right of the picture?

The TV

Also, ALLY...no coats on bed. I say nay to your party idea. I think pre-party, or the girls showed up to smoke a bowl. And drink some beers.

Hang on, this picture was likely taken in the summer! They all look like they got some sun, plus the AC in the window.

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I think the 4th party is probably cute and they both like him. It explains why they did makeup/hair. OR, they are on their way to somewhere else and just wanetd to get cheaply wasted 1st.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Blue thing on the floor between the girls' feet does not compute.

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought it was a box of washing powder. Start thinking outside the box tuomas!

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

The chicks are there for the beer. They'll drink a few more, then go out to the bar, where they will procede to get fucktastically wasted, possibly get into a fight with other girls at the bar, leave bar for pizza, have a slice that is, undoubtedly "the best pizza evar omigod," return to campus, barf on statue of college-founder, get into dorm room, barf in bed, pass out in barfy bed.

Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Roxy -- did you crop it yourself?

xpost
Maybe he is the pity case roommate?

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

looks like a pillow, a mostly empty laundry bag, or a piece of clothing haphazardly shoved un the bed. xpost

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

it's one of those squishy pillows.
did not crop.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

August, first few weeks of school, smoking a bowl in some dude's dorm room. This might have very well been my room-mate freshman year.

Jena (JenaP), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

WE HAVE ESTABLISHED IT IS NOT A DORM

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe a sleeping bag in a stuff sack? xpost

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Phew. Thanks for the blue thing possibilities.

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

The chicks are there for the beer. They'll drink a few more, then go out to the bar, where they will procede to get fucktastically wasted, possibly get into a fight with other girls at the bar, leave bar for pizza, have a slice that is, undoubtedly "the best pizza evar omigod," return to campus, barf on statue of college-founder, get into dorm room, barf in bed, pass out in barfy bed.


Brings back fond memories, eh?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

not conclusively, actually.. i have been to dorms with carpeting and lived in a dorm with venetian blinds xpost to roxy

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

the girl on the r is teh cuet. That's all I've got to say really, apart from agreeing w/thread starter's assertion that the poor guy has 0 chance.

You guys should do the zapruder film when yer done w/this photog. omg grassy knoll man's id solved by bored office workers & college students on hte interw3b!!!1

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

THAT IS CLEARLY NOT UNIVERSITY ISSUE DORM FURNITURE!!!!

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Jon, why are the girls wearing jackets in the summer? Wayne's even layered up.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link


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