shit that looks like an onion article but isn't

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That's kind of like the onion though - it's a funny campaign by a dairy consortium (you're weak because you don't drink enough milk, etc).

StanM, Sunday, 28 March 2010 14:11 (fourteen years ago) link

haha, so it is

it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Sunday, 28 March 2010 14:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I kept on thinking though, if it's gonna take 2-30 weeks for delivery, that milk is going to be pretty gross by the time it gets to you

it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Sunday, 28 March 2010 14:14 (fourteen years ago) link

man, milk be doing virals huh?

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 28 March 2010 14:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Pizza Pizza Royalty Income Fund and Pizza Pizza Limited Announce the Passing of Pizza Pizza's Chief Executive Officer 8:16 AM EST

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Spotting this in the print edition today:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/medicine/article7080666.ece

Perhaps a bit more Iannucci than Onion.

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Police sting involving rabbit costume sparks criticism in Glendale.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

“One of the violators said he was confused by it,” Sgt. Dennis Smith told the News-Press. “He said he hopped in front of him.”

goole, Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

If only they had picked a bee costume for their sting, it would have been a lot less confusing.

StanM, Thursday, 1 April 2010 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/27/mia.music.video/index.html?hpt=T2


M.I.A. music video elicits strong online response

By Lisa Respers France, CNN

(CNN) -- If singer/rapper M.I.A.'s purpose was to get people talking about her new single "Born Free," she succeeded.

The Sri Lankan-born artist debuted the graphic video on Monday. Immediately, fans took to social media to debate its scenes of military force, violence and brutality.

"M.I.A. is a provocateur and someone who tries to rile people up in a variety of ways," said Saul Austerlitz, author of "Money for Nothing: A History of the Music Video from the Beatles to the White Stripes."

"I think one of the main routes that she takes to that end is the political, and this video has a lot of political resonances, things like Guantanamo, the Iraqi insurgency and the Taliban all sort of jumbled together and rebranded."

The almost nine-minute video for the song from her upcoming album includes nudity as well as scenes of brutality. Directed by filmmaker Romain Gavras, the video revolves around the rounding up of red-headed young men by a group of military commandos.

At one point, a boy is shot point-blank in the head and another young man is blown to pieces. YouTube reportedly yanked the video in light of its content.

Sasha Pasulka, managing editor for pop culture website "Evil Beet," said M.I.A. couldn't have played the publicity game better.

"It's much better for her that YouTube pulled it because now she gets to rant about that," Pasulka said.

And rant the artist did. She took to her official Twitter account to berate her record label, Universal Music Group, for the video being pulled.

"(Expletive) UMG WHO WONT SHOW IT ON YOUTUBE!" she wrote before tweeting four minutes later "OK NOT UMG FAULT!"

A request by CNN for comment from M.I.A.'s publicist did not receive a response.

Pasulka said M.I.A. is following the tradition established by artists such as Michael Jackson in using a longer video as a means of artistic expression. And while it is not clear exactly what message M.I.A. is trying to get across, Pasulka said it is obvious she is trying to provoke thought among viewers.

"If you look at M.I.A.'s life, there is a history of political activism," Pasulka said. "She's the daughter of a revolutionary who fought for an independent state in Sri Lanka, so she is obviously trying to make a political statement."

On Twitter, fans like one who goes by the moniker "ziggy0stardust" appealed to the artist for her inspiration by writing "@ M.I.A. can u tell us what u were tryin (sic) to say wiv (sic) the born free vid please" while other reactions ranged from those like "Hadge" who wrote "I just watched M.I.A.'s new music video for "Born Free" and now I feel like throwing up. What an awful, awful video" to those like SEFGray who tweeted "M.I.A's Born Free video blew me away, along with the actors."

MTV.com writer James Montgomery hailed M.I.A. for the unflinching video.

"Yes, it's brutal and at times a bit overly dramatic, but it's also a form of political protest, a downright subversive bit of art created by an artist on a major label, Interscope," Montgomery wrote.

Austerlitz pointed out that the video's director is the son of Costa Gavras, a noted filmmaker whose work has also blended politics and entertainment. M.I.A.'s video also took inspiration from the 1971 film "Punishment Park," written and directed by Peter Watkins, Austerlitz said.

"['Punishment Park' is] a movie about a totalitarian state where young people are rounded up, brought out to a deserted area and essentially told if they could outrun the police, they could live, but that the police would basically be hunting them," Austerlitz said.

"It's sort of a dystopian look at late '60s American protests and student movements," Austerlitz added. "It's clear that the second half of the video has been taken almost shot for shot from that film.

In an age where so many musicians are trying to break free from the pack and be viewed as artists with something to say, Pasulka said M.I.A. may have succeeded in generating even more buzz than the industry's current poster girl for all things provocative -- Lady GaGa.

"I would say she out-GaGaed Lady GaGa," Pasulka said. "This has the potential for even more coverage than all of the interest that surrounded 'Telephone.' "

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

key passage:

And while it is not clear exactly what message M.I.A. is trying to get across, Pasulka said it is obvious she is trying to provoke thought among viewers.

"If you look at M.I.A.'s life, there is a history of political activism," Pasulka said. "She's the daughter of a revolutionary who fought for an independent state in Sri Lanka, so she is obviously trying to make a political statement."

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

"...Continued Pasulka, 'We just don't know what about.'"

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Can we quit acting all surprised that an artist would make a vague and unreadable political statement?

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link

can we quit acting like it is acceptable for an artist to make a vague and unreadable political statement

stars on ?boardid=45 (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link

why should we?

board free (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 06:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i love that Green Day can makes two critically acclaimed albums of vague political statements but everyone's up M.I.A.'s ass

board free (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 06:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i think a lot of people were up green day's ass, unless you discount, like, rolling stone & spin

ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 06:09 (thirteen years ago) link

like, the whole of this message board, for instance

ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 06:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Green Day never tweeted something like:

P4KTWITTERTAKEOVA M.I.A AYAMMAYA CONNECTED TO THE GOOGLE CONNECTED TO THE GOVERNMENT _IVVVVI____SIGNIN OFF http://twitpic.com/1iqlnk #miap4k

iirc

ksh, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link

R MY C/LOK KEYS REALLY REALLY REALLLLLLLLLLY OFFENDING U OK ILL TAKE THEM OFF ▖ ▗ ▘ ▙ ▚ ▛ ▜ ▝ ▞ ▟ ▀▖ ▗ ▘ ▙ ▚ ▛ ▜ ▝ ▞ ▟ ▀▁ ▂ ▃ ▆ ▇ █ #miap4k

ksh, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 06:14 (thirteen years ago) link

god it's 2:15 AM why am i awake

ksh, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 06:15 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't see the connection, but in the defense of the twitter thing, like, her publicist obv pretty much forced her to tweet all day from pitchfork's twitter, so i think we can ease up on the "omg mia is being so retarded!" aspect of that whole stunt

ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link

not sure what i would've done in the same situation, is what i'm saying -- probably tweeted in oj da juiceman patois

ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link

chewbacca flocka flame

board free (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 06:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't see the connection

there was none, i'm just exhausted and should've been in bed two hours ago

ksh, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 06:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i have no idea what i would've done if i had the reigns of their twitter -- link to some good metal, maybe?

ksh, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 06:19 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, seriously.

telling people abut bands you like instead of just shouting fucking gibberish in all caps would be an awesome start

board free (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 06:22 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah. or books! or painters! or something!

ksh, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 06:33 (thirteen years ago) link

websites! videos! an infinite list of stuff

ksh, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link

i love that Green Day can makes two critically acclaimed albums of vague political statements but everyone's up M.I.A.'s ass

yeah, you know I love green day more than M.I.A.!!!!!!!

stars on ?boardid=45 (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 06:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Can we quit acting all surprised that an artist would make a vague and unreadable political statement?

― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, April 27, 2010 9:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i was more just amused by the hapless tone of that article and the quotes from the "music video expert" within it.

by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 08:17 (thirteen years ago) link

omg @ first line

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link

comments on that story are :/

peacocks, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link

but yes, the first line is amazing.

peacocks, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link

dear cody brown: stfu

max, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link

ahahaha that is bringing the serious lols

What do you think would have happened if George Orwell had the iPad? Do you think he would have written for print then copy and pasted his story into the iBookstore? If this didn’t work out well, do you think he would have complained that there aren’t any serious-readers anymore? No. He would have looked at the medium, then blown our minds.

...

Why not make it like a game so that in order to get to the next ‘chapter’ you need to pass a test? Does the content of the book even need to be created entirely by me? Can I leave some parts of it open to edit by those who buy it and read it? Do I need to charge $9.99, or can I charge $99.99?

...

I’m 21

going non-native (dyao), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link

He would have looked at the medium, then blown our minds.

i mean, just looked at it.

by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean I don't necessarily disagree with him and look forward to the creation of new mediums for art & expression but are you really gonna big up GEORGE ORWELL as some sort of misunderstood literary anarchist who just didn't have the proper tools to express himself with at the time

going non-native (dyao), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 14:07 (thirteen years ago) link

if only John Betjeman had had the chance to write interactive e-poems with jaunty animated buttons, popup quizzes and livejournal-synced polls

xylyl syzygy (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

imagine if james joyce has had access to the internet

scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

if only george orwell had the means to charge $99.99 for his books :(

nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.press-citizen.com/article/20100505/NEWS01/5050323/1079

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

He would have looked at the medium, then blown our minds.
i mean, just looked at it.

http://whenitstrikesme.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/recognize-miracles.gif

Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Records also show that Poulson was cited for assault in 2007 for throwing a dead cat through a McDonald's drive-through window in Cedar Rapids in late 2006.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 6 May 2010 07:56 (thirteen years ago) link

okay that is funny

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 May 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link

orwell probably just woulda been an awesome blogger

iatee, Thursday, 6 May 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/opinions/outlook/spring-cleaning/internet-memes.html

(Please note the identity of the author at the end of the article.)

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i41.tinypic.com/29djktx.png

abanana, Saturday, 8 May 2010 10:55 (thirteen years ago) link


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