How do I delete a thread or a user off of ILX?

You are a car.

(meaning yes, still viewable on this site)

this thread isn't going anywhere, you will be shamed for the rest of your life for making a rap about anthony michael hall

valuable new cars

fan fiction rap

What's up motherfuckers...

I can rap, I can act, let me tell you one thing yall
Don't think for a second I didn't slay Molly Ringwald
I hit that firecrotch rocking a fly swatch
While drinking sprite and scotch I gave her my giant cock.
I'm Anthony fukking Michael Hall,
You want a sweet 16? I'm the guy to call
I'm a skinny as fukk but I have giant balls,
Catch me in the girl's bathroom, hiding in the stalls
Spying at the broads, their vaginas are soft
I'm not a stud, I'm not a thug, and I'm not on drugs
But I've bagged more babes than Hugh Grant when he's drunk
I'm that little punk, hitting on girls on the bus
I get called a fag a lot, but I don't care, I brag a lot
I'm king of the dipwads, getting your chick hot
Slinging a big schlong, she's licking my big wad
I'm wicked at ping pong, girls in the kid palm,
Like I'm King Kong, I'm hitting a big bong,
I lied, I'm on drugs like Lyndsay Lohan
Sniffin' coke man, I failed my drug program
In 84, I had my wood between Demi Moore like a see saw
I beat raw, when she was a teen whore
Ashton got sloppy twenty-thirds, you can't top me word
I'm the omni-nerd.

Fukk Corey Feldman and anyone that's down with him!

I'm out dude!

And there's nothing I can do about this?

mods, just delete this dude's thread ffs

NO!

mods, do not crash herbie's car!

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"mods, just delete this dude's thread ffs"

PLease do I would be appreciative.

yeah this is getting pretty brain-damaged at this point

:(

BEEP

"herbie goes to ilx"

fwiw this is why we can't have insane nice things