russell brand - C or D?

I wonder what Have I Got News For You will be like tonight. Hislop very smug, I guess.

(sorry if already mused upon)

Lol @ The Fiver today:

JOKES AT EXPENSE OF OLD MAN = GUARANTEED POPULIST FUN

You absolutely cannot go wrong making cheap and tasteless jokes at the
expense of pensioners - millions enjoy them, they're what makes
Britain great - which probably explains why Madrid-based clown Ramon
Calderon yesterday decided to curry favour by humourously accusing
ageing football manager Sir Alex Ferguson of being "senile"

Hislop very smug, I guess.

Yep, that's Ian, I guess also.

this (nsfw) is the girl from the story? She isn't that volutuous, I don't think.

Also, holy shit, bdsm + nazi insignia, there's a fresh combination. (Nb I am booorrreeeedd)

volutuomas

what about the have-a-go pensioner who foiled a robbery today? He's a good old fellow

still don't get how come he didnt hear the answerfone message on his own answerfone at any point before the mail called.

AND if he didnt then surely he may have never heard it unless it had been drawn to his attention by the mail. how many 78 year olds can use an answerfone properly?

my dad's only 62, he can't use an answerphone!

Likes: Cock rock, Cage dancing, Making vampire films, Chocolate covered strawberries,
Being alone sometimes, Being in good company, Piercings, Leather jackets

Dislikes: Shallow people, Narrow minded people, Chavs who yell things at me,
Having to sell out to earn money, Public transport, Dead fish

What is cock rock?

i hate having to sell out to earn money too

Pop quiz! Which tabloid newspaper recently ran a front page story attacking "Singer Kate Perry" for posing with a knive WHILE CHILDREN DIED?
If you answered the same newspaper who has paid Georgina Baillie an undisclosed sum for exclusive video shots of her ass you are right.
So I expect she'll be vilified on the front page tomorrow after posing naked with a knive in a bath of blood with another woman WHILE CHILDREN DIED?
NSFW shot of Andrew Sach's granddaughters tits here.

The most shocking thing about that photo is the fakeness of the blood. Tsk, tsk, no attention to detail...

http://www.thebreakingnews.co.uk/hugh%20who.jpg

cock rock = another term for 'hair metal' bands like Motley Crue et al.

The most shocking thing about that photo is just how crap and tacky it is!

Look at how uneven the tiles are. 'uckin' cowboy tilers, cost yer to put right guv...

'uckin'

in what argot, pray, is this a valid contraction

Ned, is your argument that because Georgina Baillie takes her clothes off for a living, she is somehow less worthy of sympathy in this instance than she would be if she were, say, a nun?

Or, to put it another way, would you say that because of her attire she was asking for this?

HIGNFY basically shite. Hislop looked disdainful, while no-one else appeared to share his indignation. Tom Baker possibly worst host since Brian Blessed.

everything about this story has screamed 'typical britain' but nothing more so than the semi-detatched-suburban plum coloured bathroom carpet in that photo. even though it's a shot of 2 naked blood-soaked goths in a bath with a knife you can't shake the feeling that somewhere in that house BULLSEYE is probably on.

Naked bloodsoaked Goths + Bullseye = all that makes this country great.

super, smashing, great

you can't beat a bit of tabloid bully

Ned, is your argument that because Georgina Baillie takes her clothes off for a living, she is somehow less worthy of sympathy in this instance than she would be if she were, say, a nun?

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, October 31, 2008 8:18 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Or, to put it another way, would you say that because of her attire she was asking for this?

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, October 31, 2008 8:18 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

No, I have never argued we should have any sympathy for her. She seems to be able to look after herself quite well.

My point was merely about the hypocrisy of The Sun. Hardly news I know but it just wound me up.

also when he shouted at paul morley for being a square for writing for the guardian.

Oh. The. Irony.

I rather enjoyed Ham Baker on HIGNFY.

I'm enjoying the News of the World's "Burn the Whore" angle on this.

Arent't they twinned w/the Sun?

Cake/eat..

Ross and Brand are both former Sun/NOTW columnists, yes?

It's almost as if the papers are written by feckless motherfuckers who'll say owt to slag off the BBC.

Arent't they twinned w/the Sun?

no. "sister" papers = mututal fucking loathing (qv guardian and observer, esp when latter was edited by alton). that said: if big rupe wanted them all to fall into line, i don't think he'd have to try very hard.

cake/eat for rupe, then; everybody else is just flailing about as usual.

It's nice to see newspapers taking a strong line on offensive broadcasts tho. I was thinking that as I was reading the anti-semitic screeds on Nat "Lofthouse" Rothschild in the Mail last weekend.

Q: Does a journalist using the word "geld" have any other context than "I Hate Jews"? I could be wrong, I guess.

The MoS gave away a free CLIFF CD yesterday. It was rubbish.

Pretty sure Cliff's written a few "CHRIST KILLERS" letters in his time, too.

Earlier this year he EXCLUSIVELY told the MAIL ON SUNDAY that he thought the BEATLES' records UNLISTENABLE because they were OUT OF TUNE. "It was INAPPROPRIATE," the Peter Pan of Pop Legend quipped.

NOEL: I'M FOLLOWED BY GLOBES GLITTER SHOCKER BUN DEM

The MOS - every article seemed to spew forth about JRoss' "unstoppable tirade of filth", which seems odd - maybe they hadn't read the transcripts that were in their own paper?

It's almost like the whole paper's written by feckless Nazi cunts.

Tom Baker possibly worst host since Brian Blessed.

"best" host since blessed you mean!! they were both extraordinarily entertaining and doofy and both seemingly unrattled by constant stream of abuse they received from the panel

Oh, are people still giving a shit about this?

^^^ New Cape of Good Hope tagline

Oh, are people still giving a shit about this?

Bloated BBC out of touch with the viewers

But, I can hear the cry, what about the left-wing bias?

With Radio 2 it should be "what about the 1985 bias?"

They should run it like the NHS!

Pay next to nothing, and people could then show how brilliant they are before going off to the private sector and *THEN* earn millions. And not before.

)or should they?(

They should maybe not sack people because the Daily Mail tells them to.

Who have they sacked?