Uncut penises are gross

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Oh DUH. Of course. Silly me. :-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 08:28 (eighteen years ago) link

A penis is not a banana.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 08:55 (eighteen years ago) link

In America, a penis is not a banana. In Soviet Russia, a banana is not a penis!

― Yakov Smirnoff, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 08:56 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.everyonedoesit.co.uk/img/products/valentine_gift_ideas_dickalicious_banana.jpg

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 08:57 (eighteen years ago) link

In Europe, you buy sexual aids. In Soviet Russia, sexual aids buy YOU!

― Yakov Smirnoff, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 08:59 (eighteen years ago) link

eleven years pass...

uncut penises aren't gross. you guys with intact foreskins do not have gross penises. so not gross.

― rip van wanko, Monday, 26 June 2017 07:36 (six years ago) link

speak for yourself

― Shat Parp (dog latin), Monday, 26 June 2017 08:16 (six years ago) link

rip van wanko mind u

― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Monday, 26 June 2017 09:04 (six years ago) link

Actually have encountered so many uncut men with weird foreskin issues, mostly that "the overalls are too tight" and have to deal with stress and strain. Two men I know have had adult circumcisions and one man I know needs one

― fgti, Monday, 26 June 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

Ah the ole hulk pants problem

― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Monday, 26 June 2017 15:07 (six years ago) link

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