stalking list, summer 2007

someone start a "wryly observing humanity's folly from a barstool in solitude 2007" thread

x-post to strongo
I thought you meant the last burrito

after the last burrito humanity has given up on ME

I always fucking end up single for the summer and all cranky when it's nice outside, then I end up in a relationship when it's cold out and there's nothing fun to do.

I am stalking all doggies everywhere.

every time i go to the west coast, i curse the entire world for the lack of yuengling truck drivers out there.

I think it was just some unpleasant emotional habit you brought up, mh. Don't worry about it. At least not for my sake.

yeah what could possibly be fun to do in a relationship when it's cold out

1. toboggan

2. snowball fight

3. snow angels

just some unpleasant emotional habit

...stalking?

4. 8 hour risk tournament w/ bottle of bourbon

well, as fun as a summer fling is, it's great to have a partner when staying inside during the miserable winter times!
xpost to mh

i wld like summer fling, but i think it's already too late for this summer. i thought it just started but it's already july!

5. SEX LOL.

6. stalking area pigeons

winter flings > summer flings

jess and curtis and jessie otm

4. 8 hour risk tournamentanything w/ bottle of bourbon

7. competitive drinking

8. competitive drinking (doubles)

I don't know if it's a complete let-down when you break up because all you end up doing is going at it all weekend

9. AA meetings

10. dancing to debbie gibson records in your underwear

admittedly i do this while single

and i dont wear underwear

wait now we're just devolving into things ally does, anyway, all the time

lol xpost

11. eat an entire baskin robbins ice cream cake

11a. for breakfast

cf. bill cosby

12. ice sculptures

13. david blaine style temp exposure

No, now I remember, it was more like

Girl: I feel like I'm just one of your friends that you sleep with
mh: No, I think yr great, maybe I'm just not very romantic person necc?
Girl: I need something else *sob*
mh: (sound of teeth grinding)

But carry on w/ stalking!

14. naked cliff diving

o_O

15. get one fan and imitate famous memorex ads

16. polar bear wrestling

17. gay bear wrestling

Girl: I feel like I'm just one of your friends that you sleep with

OH BOO HOO

WAAH WAAH WAAH

18. Shared champagne bath

19. indoor camp fire

20. shared tomato juice bath following skunk incident

21. smoke up and watch the complete works of r. dangerfield

11 is SO OTM.

22. shared 'champagne of beers' bath

22. Go the park and laugh and laugh at the suffering of couples with children.

jordan will you marry me?

23. fatten up

alternately i can just stalk you

25. buy each other disappointing gifts for various holidays, have awkward interactions surrounding family obligations

26. menorah fencing

"...eating hot dog with everything."

whoah there's 5 seasons already

stalking:

-- the Wire

season five forthcoming in 2008, filming now

i think i could discover some things based on:

park ave.
hot dog w/ everything
"man"
wire

"a fat ass who watches a lot of tv works on park ave. in baltimore"

that is not stalking. that is deduction. stalking takes those facts and finds out new things from them!

if you find out anything good, lemme know

now i feel crepey :(

"a fat ass who watches a lot of tv works on park ave. in baltimore"

aw, no, i was kidding

xpost lol lol lol

damn, rw is better at this than i am!
but i haven't actually started yet because i am "working".

i'm stalking this:

http://www.roadfood.com/photos/7833.jpg

maybe tomorrow. lunch. yes.

omg want

i've failed in most of my stalking endeavors so far

that is like all of the food???

STOP FAILING, JEEZ!
xpost

most of my stalking objects live in foreign lands O_o

...but not for long?

does this mean you are relocating, or you are kidnapping stalking objects??? cause that is like, dedicated stalking!

i get the job done

I semi-stalked a car w/ an operation ivy stick today. It was a couple tho :/

*stickerrr :\

cut it out, cut it out!

I like to see what pretty girls have on their iPods

I like stalking peoples lastfms.

Wait, did I say that upthread?

i get the job done

-- strongohulkington, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 9:10 AM (Wednesday, July 11, 2007 9:10 AM) Bookmark Link

a good work ethic is essential to good stalking.

now stalking: a wii

I always fucking end up single for the summer and all cranky when it's nice outside, then I end up in a relationship when it's cold out and there's nothing fun to do.

-- mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:35 (4 months ago) Link

ugh, it's so true

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? BE IN A RELATIONSHIPH FOR HIBERNATION, IT IS THE BEST WAY. Shared body heat etc etc.

yes ma'am

mmmmmm yes blankets is toasty

See? I, on the other hand, keep having breakups in the fall & winter.

I don't know why I opened this thread exactly but now I am stalking what I am guessing is mac n cheese w/ hot sauce.

Hello, Laurel :*

stalking an illuminati: new world order ccg on ebay
dork shame :( :(

I'm not sniffling, my current sitch has been mitigated. But still it's going to be a very cold winter.

oh man elmo, over thanksgiving my mom mentioned she finally got rid of a bunch of stuff I'd left in my parents' basement, and I think illuminati might have been in there! :(

I'll have to see if it was..