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that made no sense unless you are calling their ovaries funny

bnw, Sunday, 11 April 2010 05:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Are you stoned or something? I'll clarify: Phyllis Diller and Tina Fey, both funny. They're not the same type of comedian, though, so the only categorical link between them is their sex.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 11 April 2010 05:54 (fourteen years ago) link

i love reading jezebel snl posts

A B C, Sunday, 11 April 2010 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link

why did she have to slut-shame that white supremacist professional tabloid figure?

A B C, Sunday, 11 April 2010 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link

that was great. fey almost made justin bieber seem cool, which is a huge accomplishment.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 11 April 2010 08:52 (fourteen years ago) link

why did she have to slut-shame that white supremacist professional tabloid figure?

The Jez comments section is turning me into a misogynist.

ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 11 April 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link

this was OK. the only sketches that really worked for me was the 9-inch hooker one (which really DID feel like SNL of the late 80s/early 90s, a complete idea that was the right length and not obsessed with one-liners) and her Update monologue

pedo teacher sketch was really creepy, actually

still, the cheesecake bump photos = delicious, and her best look is STILL the Weekend Update desk outfit after all this time

Nhex, Sunday, 11 April 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I know I've complained about the cold opens a lot but one thing specifically pissed me off about this one: I hate when the punchline to a joke is displayed as text on the screen (i.e. the census questions in this one) and a character reads it aloud, usually really slowly. I've usually read the punchline and then have to listen to the exact same thing being read out, it's totally clunky and kills the momentum and panders to people who don't read or something?

congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 11 April 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, and to make matters worse, armisen-as-obama insists on saying no more than 4 words without pausing, it's just rly stilted that way (and some of that material had laff potential imo).

susan lucci mane (m bison), Sunday, 11 April 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link

and Susan Gucci as Erica Mane (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, November 25, 2009

crackers is biters, etc

the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link

why did samberg say "dilla dilla" at the beginning of the Roker sketch?

also lol @ whatever record company signed justin beiber for not paying for the fucking hulu reair rights to his jams considering he's like 98% internet phenomenon

the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link

why pay for that when it will be on youtube (his medium) for free anyway

am0n corner (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link

justin beiber's an internet-only phenomenon? i dunno about that. my 9-year old daughter's friends are crazy about justin beiber (download the songs; watch the videos; follow his guest appearances on silly nickelodeon shows; and so forth). can't just be internet-based.

i can't stand justin beiber, mind you. just sayin'.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 April 2010 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link

justin beiber's an internet-only phenomenon? i dunno about that. my 9-year old daughter's friends are crazy about justin beiber (download the songs; watch the videos)

― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, April 11, 2010 8:24 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

hey J0rdan

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=justin+bieber+snl&aq=0

― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, April 11, 2010 7:24 PM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark

idk man, idk how many 14 year olds are gonna be hitting up hulu.com to check that out, seems p minimal to me

am0n corner (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link

also, bieber ain't really an internet phenomenon any more

am0n corner (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link

i thought music performances were just never on hulu period, regardless of what labels do (and would the label really have to pay for their guy's performance to be on there?)

anyway fuck NBC or Kabletown or whoever fucked up that this episode isn't on demand the next day like they are every damn week, i hate having to watch shit online.

fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, they go to the internet for his stuff. but their crazy fandom seems to have developed from a lot of sources.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 April 2010 00:28 (fourteen years ago) link

well i'm just saying that the dude has a massive song irl & is gonna be the first platinum artist of 2010

am0n corner (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:28 (fourteen years ago) link

no way!?!

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 April 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link

j0rd,
i'm just saying the videos aren't in either of the two places one would expect them to be. that's a hueg fuckup imo

alship, there have been a few performances that were on hulu. i saw the ting tings and pearl jam and vampire weekend on hulu--two of which are on indie labels

the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link

first new platinum artist you mean?

fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link

oh good to know about pearl jam, i was bummed i missed their performances when i watched that ep ondemand

fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link

though i don't know how they got on there. i'm just guessing someone has to pay for the rebroadcast rights? Or maybe the bands sacrifice rebroadcast rights? this would be a good Vulture article

the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link

i think it's more like the website or cable service or w/e has to pay additional royalties to the song publisher.

fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, so maybe the indie bands are waiving that right?

the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link

crackers is biters, etc

― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, April 11, 2010 7:20 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark

im sorry i totes 4got abt a screen name u had in november

susan lucci mane (m bison), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link

is this better?

soundy g. soundgarten (m bison), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link

― Grungy G. Soundgarden (some dude), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 10:34 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, THERE IS NO WAY OUT

fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link

:C

FUCK (m bison), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I signed an Audioslave review in CMJ "Christopher R. Soundgarten" ca. 2003

the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link

ive learned my lesson now to not be so cavalier with my internet name selection

acoustic bugaloo (m bison), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

biebs is on the cover of every single non-threatening boys magazine at walgreens

A B C, Monday, 12 April 2010 01:30 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah the ke$ha song sucks but that performance was pretty fun and ridiculous

congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Was that a real light synth or just a gimmick? Ke$ha's fun though, so whatever.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link

EW. Sorry, I have higher standards for 'ridiculous.'

cupcake 24/7 (Tape Store), Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link

$nl ke$ha controver$y!

congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Real disconnect between Ke$ha's second performance and the song she was performing. Like, if it had been Fever Ray or something, it would've been great.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i missed this. what did she play? "TiK ToK" and "Your Love Is My Drug"?

ksh, Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Yep.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:52 (fourteen years ago) link

thanking u. it'll probably be up on tv.gawker.com or YouTube tomorrow. i hope

ksh, Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh no! RIP Ass Dan.

Jack Human (kenan), Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link

haaa are children small or just far away?

rent, Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link

I still haven't watched that ICP video everyone thinks is hilarious, but it can't be better than the parody.

haaa are children small or just far away?

Best line!

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:58 (fourteen years ago) link

looooooool, can't wait to see that

ksh, Sunday, 18 April 2010 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link

you missing out, original is funnier then parody

bnw, Sunday, 18 April 2010 05:01 (fourteen years ago) link

for those who haven't seen the original:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

ksh, Sunday, 18 April 2010 05:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, you're right... original is funnier than the parody.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 April 2010 05:11 (fourteen years ago) link

wow

mizzell, Sunday, 18 April 2010 05:21 (fourteen years ago) link


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