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I don't know...I think, if you're going to do a Power Girl ongoing at all--and my official take is that nobody at DC right now except Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, maybe Flash, maybe Green Lantern, should have an ongoing at all, everything should be team books and limited series because six-issues is too long for a bullshit, filler story. That's half a fucking year, and too many books are running bullshit, filler stories ALL THE TIME. And really, how long can you or anyone sustain interest in Booster Gold? Or Green Arrow? I mean, I LOVE Green Arrow, but I've read so many bullshit, filler Green Arrow stories lately that I'd rather read about wall-eyed Christopher Reeve punching buck-toothed Kevin Bacon (Superman: Secret Origin). Or the new Blue Beetle. It's nice his series continued after he battled the Reach, but his adventures after Rogers left might have been best left off-panel. But, like, build some books around concepts, like Gotham Central or this Samaritan X, or around larger casts with interpersonal drama (like the classic X-Men, New Teen Titans and even JLI runs) and you've got stories forever, corners to explore, etc. Gail Simone knows what I'm talking about here, her BoP and Secret Six (despite it's low, low sales) are perfect examples of how to create longer-form narrative out of episodic storytelling. I mean, fuck, TV does it brilliantly! You've heard of TV, haven't you, DC?--you've gotta do something different than what you're doing with Supergirl or Wonder Woman, her two most-similar characters. Because PG does have a bit more of a defined personality than either Supergirl or Wonder Woman, you've gotta give her a supporting cast to play off, which is why people love her in the team books (same as Wolverine, really). I didn't read the Amanda Conner series, so I dunno what it was about, but I would be more interested in reading a book where Power Girl (or anyone primarily known as a role player in a team book) struggles with what happens when the punching stops.

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link

aight I will admit right now that i only know about half of what you're talking about there, in terms of current DC universe stuff (I'm a trade reader and very behind). I absolutely WOULD like to see more stuff like new Blue Beetle or the Ryan Choi Atom, or lower-tier universe books like Gotham Central. I don't see the problem with having more books - if they don't sell, they die or get relegated as backup stories in bigger titles, right? I know for sure there's a hardcore audience who will buy those Booster Gold books, but maybe not enough to actually fund it?

Maybe I'm not sure what you're arguing here. Really curious about what you're talking about in Green Arrow though - I think I stopped reading around the time Ollie became mayor and/or proposed, but before that it was least somewhat fun to read for a few years.

If anything it's the team books I've had bad luck with, like various JL books and the Titans. JSA was really solid for years, then after it became Justice Society and started crossing over heavily into Justice League and things started getting iffy... and god help you when it's time to do the annual megacrossover, everything gets dropped, editorial decides to change teams... UGH.

Though I did really like Villains United, the original Secret Six mini and some of Simone's BoP run. Have you read Greg Rucka's Wonder Woman (meets West Wing) run from earlier this decade? That sounds like what you're talking about - pretty good stuff until IC smashed into the end.

btw total forehead.gif at the whole Christopher Reeve/Superman thing... i mean. come. on.

xp i gotta go with EZ on this! that crude C&P job is actually way less offensive than the original

Nhex, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link

also, is it just me, or is DC trying to NOT sell any Superman comics?

Personally, I'm okay with that. The Superman books have been relatively low-key and fun for the last couple of years, hearkening back to the old-school 'triangle issue' days. The day DC turns its focus on Supes and decides to build a huge event around that line is the day I split. I'm more than a little irked (largely at myself, admittedly) that I got pulled into the money pit that was Blackest Night just because I'd been following the Green Lantern books for a while. Johns, et al. have a couple of months to re-"wow" me before I decide whether that lot is still worth my dollar votes.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

If that bird thing represents what the Green Lantern books are about these days, I'm glad I stopped reading them when all that rainbow colour ring stuff started happening, so I totally missed Blackest Night. I never was the biggest fan of the main book, but I thought the relaunched Green Lantern Corps was initially quite fun, when it was all about some light-hearted cosmic adventure and galactic police procedure, with relatively short story arcs. But then it got all tangled in the Big Crossover arcs going on in the main book, and I lost interest in it. I'd love to read an ongoing Green Lantern Corps series that'd be just about the Corps, and wouldn't be tied to Earth, Hal Jordan, or the Big Events in other DC books. Kinda like what Guardians of the Galaxy and Nova are doing over at Marvel.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

GLC could possibly be going back in that direction, Tuomas. They're apparently creating a third Green Lantern title for Guy Gardner, so maybe all of the Earthy stuff will take place between that book and Green Lantern proper.

And I definitely agree that I like the Green Lantern stuff more when it leans more towards the sci-fi than the trad superhero tropes.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I really liked some of the sci-fi stuff Dave Gibbons was doing when he was writing the title. And I thought the cast of various alien Lanterns was working pretty nicely, so I was kinda disappointed when Kyle Rayne "hijacked" the book. Is Kyle still around, or would GLC be about the non-human Lanterns again if Guy gets his own title?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

When did Green Lantern:Flash:Green Arrow::Archie:Veronica:Betty?

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Actually enjoyed Flash #1 quite a bit. Great art, lighter touch from Johns (plus he actually uses locations in this issue!) appreciated and thrillpowered last page not entirely dampened by preview pages of what appears to be Flash equivalent of Blackest Night.

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Friday, 16 April 2010 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link

in contrast, Green Arrow was thoroughly awful. Wretched dialogue, wretcheder art.

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Saturday, 17 April 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

a third Green Lantern title for Guy Gardner

Okay, wtf, where is John Stewart in all this?

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Saturday, 17 April 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe they're pretending that it's the early '90s and they'll also resurrect Mosaic for good measure?

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 18 April 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Does Brightest Day entirely take place within a period between one sunrise and one sunset? Did Blackest Night, similarly, take place over one single night? If not, WTF YOU MORONS?

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link

It took him three issues to realize what a feckless piece of shitsploitation this series is? Really?

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

The Krul-written Blackest Night: Titans was pretty bad, and his Blackest Night GA issue was actively offensive (suggesting that Ollie has pedophiliac predilections). I really had no desire to read anything else of his beyond that.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 27 May 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah but didn't he used to play bass for LCD soundsystem?

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 27 May 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
three months pass...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/oct/05/zack-snyder-superman

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link

terrible

next re-boot should be all Bizarro and Brainiac imho

crude interloper of a once august profession (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

and maybe throw a littl Gorilla Grodd in there. Everyone loves a talking gorilla!

crude interloper of a once august profession (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Are you guys crazy??? This is the guy who made Rorshack a totally kick-ass ninja. And it's being produced by the guy who made Batman a totally kick-ass ninja from a script by the guy who used to write JSA with the two best writers of any DC comics in the last five years, James Robinson and Geoff Johns.
It's gonna be a totally realistic reimaginationing of Superman as an urban streetfighter while staying totally 100% true to the Jerry Sienfeld and Simon Shuster original 1938 vision of a man who can see through walls but can't see into his own heart.

Seriously, though, if this means we get to see Malin Akerman as a sexy & skintight Lois Lane, I'm not totally against it.

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

james robinson's last movie script = the league of extraordinary gentleman oh o

can't be any worse than the singer movie, really

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 7 October 2010 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link


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