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yeah, JP is like if one of the dudes from 'jersey shore' aged 30 years overnight and then was hired by ESPN

artie flange (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 April 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

who is this shithead doing color on Phils-Braves? First guess was EriC Byrnes -- is it Chris Singleton?

"Carlos Ruiz is a winning player"

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

30 seconds of listening to Curt Schilling = may the Red Sox lose forever

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 May 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

seven years pass...

"Is there anything more obnoxious than a bachelorette party at the ballpark?" -- ESPN announcer Matt Vasgersian during the Cards-Cubs game.

— John Ourand (@Ourand_SBJ) July 20, 2018

mookieproof, Friday, 20 July 2018 04:50 (five years ago) link

a bachelor party i suppose

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 July 2018 11:07 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

vasgergian is Bad
a-rod is okay but gets repetitive and i don't really like his voice
mendoza is fine but can't get a word in when a-rod keeps going on about how larry rothschild needs to go out there and calm him down

mookieproof, Monday, 6 August 2018 13:07 (five years ago) link

Mendoza spoke at the Saberseminar this weekend, and she said her first year the producer went over her performance with her exhaustively on Monday or Tuesday. I wonder if A-Rod got the same treatment?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2018 14:03 (five years ago) link

i'd like to give them something of a pass as the pace of that game was excrutiating. arod needs to be less of a motormouth and vasgergian needs to actually take the reins of the conversation sometimes.

call all destroyer, Monday, 6 August 2018 14:14 (five years ago) link

vasgersian has a nice voice. I love A rod and mendoza, they actually like baseball which is a plus

k3vin k., Monday, 6 August 2018 14:21 (five years ago) link

i'm sure a-rod gets the same treatment -- everything i've seen talks about how eager to learn he is. and he is pretty good considering he's never done it before

vasgergian does have a nice voice. but looool at 'don't look now, but the yankees are bringing the tying run to the plate' in the top of the ninth when the yanks were *up* three. also i don't really trust dudes who go for the meticulous unshaven look

mookieproof, Monday, 6 August 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link


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