― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link
Does anyone have the 3rd one?
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 25 August 2005 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link
1. "I'm Ready" - opening credits. As soon as the song abruptly explodes into existence, our hero is shown sitting straight up in bed in shock, facing the camera. As the song and credits continue, a sped-up montage shows him brushing his teeth, getting dressed, eating breakfast, walking out the front door, looking for a few seconds at an abused, dented dune buggy that sits in the family garage (foreshadowing), and riding his bike to school.2. "Yellow Kid" - Hero sits mournfully in bathroom stall, having just been confronted by school bullies for being the "weird new kid" in front of an attractive young girl. He slams the bathroom wall with his fist in desperation. He IS the eponymous "Yellow Kid."3. "The Banana Question" - Having gotten news that dune buggy racing is the hot teen activity in his new town, our hero decides to fix up his brother's old dune buggy, despite the fact that his brother was killed in a freak dune buggy accident. Another montage sequence ensues as he tightens bolts, polishes roll bars, gets squirted with oil, etc. Good wholesome teenage fun.4. "Another Year" - Plays behind slo-mo footage of the race, the camera whips around often so the footage is blurred and chaotic. Sand flies as the buggies leap over the dunes, hanging suspended in the air. Our hero thinks he has a grasp on first place, but in an accident eerily close to the one that killed his brother, he spins out and collides with a palm tree.5. "Juicy Juice" - Our hero, his arm now in a cast, has given up on dune buggy racing, has resigned himself to being unpopular for the rest of high school, and has taken a job working at an ice cream store in a mall. But who should walk in but the attractive girl from his school! As the camera slowly pans over her nubile young body, this song plays.6. "Liar" - Our hero is confronted by his parents, who are angry that he has been racing and are afraid that he will be killed like his brother. But our hero is starting to regain his confidence and needs a way to impress the girl, so he rebels and says he will race in the state championship that weekend, and there's nothing they can do about it. Doors are slammed, tears are shed.7. "New Bones" - Our hero and the girl have quickly fallen in love, he has confessed his fears of ever racing his dune buggy again, but she convinces him that he needs to race, and win, to honor his brother's memory. They kiss shyly, then passionately. Then they get really high on mushrooms and screw. This controversial scene earns "Accelerator" an NC-17 rating.8. "Follow the Winner" - The climactic race. Spurred on by new love and his fresh lack of virginity, our hero has grown into a virile, manly specimen who intimidates the other racers with his masculine charm, making this an easy win for him. The lesson learned: Dune buggy racing is a sport of confidence and mind games, not to be trifled with by the weak.9. "Stevie" - Following the award ceremony, the girl and the hero jump into the dune buggy and ride off into the sunset. Closing credits.
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 25 August 2005 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link
They kiss shyly, then passionately. Then they get really high on mushrooms and screw.
Then add maybe: an apocalyptic meteor shower, return to cave-living, mutant politicians and a talking cat. Um, scuba diving, pirates, helpful dolphins, skate boarding with a sail attached to it across the desert, jesus freaks and Vermont.
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 25 August 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 25 August 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link
The Return of the Third Tower:http://s36.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=19LHLBAHGED2U08QV8UKI6AM55
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To me, Historia de la Musica Rock is like a Godz 2 kind of awesomeness!
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― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link
the most kick ass rock record ever. the 80s entry in the production trilogy. i have no idea how someone could not love this record. don't be a liar
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― gear (gear), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link
And I didn't expect that from them and wondered why it happened. Every time they put out a record for a long time, it was something new.
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link