shit that looks like an onion article but isn't

i mean that's like a whisker away from http://www.theonion.com/articles/national-funk-congress-deadlocked-on-get-upget-dow,625/ and http://www.theonion.com/articles/clinton-threatens-to-drop-da-bomb-on-iraq,787/

Supernova is rich in calcium.

So drink some every day.

Gillard takes the biscuit

Julia Gillard is the deputy prime minister of Australia, Joe Hockey is shadow minister for finance and quite a stout man.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs528.snc3/30000_400721622063_654272063_4912593_6593195_n.jpg

Hahahah

i just... i just...

hahhahahahahahah

Oh shit :0

http://filipspagnoli.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/save-darfur.png
http://www.geekstir.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/trexcontinent.jpg

Hey don't laugh at other countries! Thats so typical of us North Africans.

North America, er, Africa, looks kind of like a velociraptor as it is.

I always thought North America looks like a Harpy Eagle with South America in its talons

it kind of is iirc

http://www.connecttristates.com/news/story.aspx?id=491087

Giving people a ride for free is illegal.

Ass, gas, or grass

haha wait

Holy. Fucking. Shit. They should give that guy some kind of civic medal, not lock him up.

SISSI said: Yesterday at 10:49 PM
OOOH I FEEL ALOT SAFER NOW THAT HE IS OFF THE STREETS...WHEN ARE THE QUINCY POLICE OFFICERS GOING TO QUIT ACTING LIKE MALL COPS AND START CATCHING REAL CRIMINALS...THIS MAN IS ONLY TRYING TO KEEP DRUNK DRIVERS OFF THE ROAD..MAYBE IF THE TAXICABS WOULD RUN AT THE TIME THEY ARE NEEDED THIS WOULDNT BE A PROBLEM...I'M JUST SAYING...

SISSI OTMFM

Putin fires darts at gray whale from crossbow

what the fuck

Sergei34 31 minutes ago Report Abuse
Greatest leader in History. No gay parades No Outsourcing jobs no Illegals just Slavic Power. Christianity in all schools. An invincible military No1 in Oil Gas and 3 in wheat except this yr just temporary. A 14 percent tax on all incomes not 40 like the West Slava Russia

When the boat skidded onto the beach, a buoyant Putin hopped off and made a beeline for waiting reporters. Clearly in his element, Putin replied jovially to a question as to whether the endeavor was dangerous.

"Living in general is dangerous," he quipped.

putin kind of otm there

Oh this is tacky.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/pawprintpost/post/2010/09/dog-dies-in-hot-car-while-owner-tours-holocaust-museum/1

No1 in Oil Gas and 3 in wheat except this yr just temporary.

lol

Pope's astronomer says he would baptise an alien

An alien – 'no matter how many tentacles it has' – could have a soul, says pope's astronomer

This sounded like one of their op-ed pieces:

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/6154/scaledphptn0server842fi.jpg

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/pawprintpost/post/2010/09/dog-dies-in-hot-car-while-owner-tours-holocaust-museum/1

If only the owner had heeded the warning of the Scottish indie band.

lol, the Waters headline just needs to be read in a slightly different inflection to be hilarious

Again, I'm doing the what now?

the Waters one reminds me of this:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/you-know-i-used-to-be-kind-of-cool-once,10932/

I remember reading something about the origins of the Police that vaguely suggested that they were making a very deliberate and cynical attempt to capitalize on the punk trend but using their superior musicianship, or something.

I mean whatever, those records are good.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-11416654

I'm not sure that an Onion article is the right comparison, but... yeah.

Oh lord, just came to post that.

RIP

If only that dead dog had been a German shepherd

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Saw this had been revived and new it had to be the Segway dude.

headlines wishin they were Onion headlines: Swanky new Vegas hotel’s ‘death ray’ proves inconvenient for some guests

RIM Needs More Fart Apps, Not Fewer
All Things Digital - 7 hours ago

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/30/us/30drug.html

Shortage of Widely Used Anesthetics Is Delaying Executions

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00684/segway-anti-terror_684090n.jpg

huge LOL

Not partic Onion-y, but the newspaper somebody was reading a seat up from me on the bus last night had a headline "Wyden voted for stimulus, not ants". I was chucklin at that fr some reason.

As prompted by buzza on the Los Angeles thread just now:

http://www.thisisbrandx.com/2010/10/five-things-la-could-learn-from-london.html

I once got a sneaky blow job in London.

Posted by: Pussyman | October 19, 2010 at 07:50 PM

Plus, even the American chains are better in Europe. H&M for instance.

It must be true.

Now we know what to put on the fourth plinth: a giant marble Pret sandwich. Hell, let's replace Nelson with a big old hoisin duck wrap.

NBC Develops Winery-Set Supernatural Soap

Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke