BTW, as a life-long Orioles fan, I would be totally fine with the Earth opening up and swallowing Yankee Stadium WHOLE. Giant patch of green in the South Bronx. Awesome.
I would worry about Jigga and his head gear, but he's got some means, so he would find something else to wear.
― Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link
MIAMIMIAMIMIAMIMIAMIMIAMI.
btw,
yeah their roster at that point would bewadeboshlebron/stoudemire etcmario chalmersdequan cook& that's itprofit???
wadeboshlebron/stoudemire etcmario chalmersdequan cook
& that's it
profit???
the profit would be 4 -- 5 straight championships.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 14 May 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Shaq: Twitter
― max, Friday, 14 May 2010 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Keith Van Horn: Video Game Covers
Wade/Bosh/Lebron would be some scary, scary shit. You and I could fill out the starting 5, and they'd still take 50 games.
alright, 45, but they'd still make a run in the playoffs.
― Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Pau Gasol: Trying to grow a beard
― max, Friday, 14 May 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Sheed: Hamburgers
Paul Pierce: Face Pubes
― Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link
praying for miami. bienvenido a miami, lebron james.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 14 May 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Dominque Wilkins: Windmill
Artest, Rodman: hairdye
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Daryl Dawkins: whambamthankyoumamslamiam
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Dave Cowens: floor burns
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Patrick Ewing: Steps
― Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Shaun Kemp: booty
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link
New Jersey Nets: Pride
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 14 May 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Jay Williams: speeding
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Shaun Kemp: booty daddy
― Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Pistol Pete: please don't hurt me, daddy
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link
hey stupid question, but doesn't the prospect of a sign and trade make any team a possibility for lebron? i know miami, and chi and nets etc can also sign him outright but what's to stop him from saying, you know what, i wanna play for orlando with dwight and orlando ships lewis and some other contracts to make it work?
― heartbreakin' 2: electric boohoohoo ;_; (m bison), Friday, 14 May 2010 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link
i heard that's a possibility yeah
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link
want to see this regardless of implications
― requiem for a wishburger (tremendoid), Friday, 14 May 2010 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link
lebron 2 bobcats
― am0n, Friday, 14 May 2010 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link
lebron to olympiakos
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link
lebron 2 yankees??
― max, Friday, 14 May 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link
just a rumor i heard
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100514&sportCat=nba
― am0n, Friday, 14 May 2010 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link
oh already postedddd
― am0n, Friday, 14 May 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
not sure i really agree with much of that column
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link
the part at the end is especially *rolls eyes*
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link
eh im kinda with him on the "not cut from the jordan cloth" bit, but he's better than (or will be) dr j
― heartbreakin' 2: electric boohoohoo ;_; (m bison), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link
probably/possibly, but let's not diminish how great dr. j was.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:13 (thirteen years ago) link
if i were lebron james i would quit basketball and join ricky williams in zen-philosophy school.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link
ricky williams is so tite 2 me
― heartbreakin' 2: electric boohoohoo ;_; (m bison), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah idk -- i guess personally i sort of identify with lebron because i'm a stubborn pouter of a person myself, and i could totally feel him on a "fuck these guys" shit if that's why he wasn't all KG in your face lecturing andy varejao on the bench and what not -- i feel like he was pretty betrayed in this series, by his body and his coach and the guy who they traded for who was supposed to be his #2 -- i would like to see him in a situation where winning a championship is more plausible before i go "OH LEBRON WON'T MAKE HIS TEAMMATES WIN" or whatever it is
it's not like lebron wasn't trying last night & i guess i'm not a person who's big on the tim tebow style of "leadership" & i sort of detest the "lebron's teammates didn't fear him!" or what mark jackson was saying last night insinuating that "having fun" is somehow detrimental to a team -- maybe his teammates were all average idk
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link
man i was thinking A LOT about lebron/ricky today, seriously
FOR GOD SAKES LEBRON JAMES JOIN THE HEAT, WE'LL RESIGN WADE AND BOSH WILL FORCE A SIGN-AND-TRADE TO THE HEAT. FOR GOD SAKES LEBRON JAMES.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link
cuz like -- when ricky retired, he really broke the mold of what macho sports culture and wanna be macho sportswriters value in sports players -- selling out your body, WILLING MEN TO VICTORY, all that ish -- and just said "i am who i am, i'm a chill dude, i want to win, but i'm just myself" and it just infuriated people, that a guy would do his own thing and defy this mold that had been constructed -- obv lebron's case wouldn't be as extreme, but i really identify with a guy like lebron who isn't all kg in your face lecturing you on the decimal places of pi -- and especially if he goes to NY to use basketball as a springboard to become a billionaire 'person' or w/e
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty much anything lebron can do to infuriate haughty sportswriters is a ok by me
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah ricky williams is genuinely one of my favorite athletes
― max, Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link
not just cause he is 'into chillwave' by which i mean 'smokes pot'
ricky williams is into chillwave?!?
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link
ohhhhh . . . "pot"
max did u see the espn documentary?
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link
nah but id love to
― max, Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
my mom HATES sports--she doesnt believe in 'competition' lol--so she loves ricky williams
man i love ricky too. shit i don't care if lebron has "heart" or is a "leader" or wtf ever, but for those sportswriter arguments that shit does count.if you're a great great player, you should be able to win or at the very least COMPETE even when not in the ideal situation. fuck this "oh you just wait until lebron has hand-picked his gm, coach, supporting cast, refs, crowd, peanut vendors...YOU JUST WAIT" attitude
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:38 (thirteen years ago) link
well i think this series was unique because was hurt and obv could not make a jump shot
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:39 (thirteen years ago) link
and couldn't defer to any teammates cuz they all sucked -- i'm all for the TAKE OVER THE GAME! line of thinking but there's only so many things a person can do, even of his caliber -- just look at the celtics for the converse
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link