paens to anal sex

(geez ... can't believe nobody mentioned this yet, that's pretty much their only subject matter)

the boy hairdressers: "rory rides me raw"

and, of course, most of chilly gonzales' tunes....

"Broken Hearts Are for Assholes," "Punky's Whips," "Jewish Princess," "Stick It Out," and Mark S.'s favorite (!) "Sy Borg."

Dear god! I can't believe that one almost passed by!

anthony- this thread has been disturbing me. i think its because of the uncomfortable similarity between paen and pain in the original question

Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water

Come home tired, what a day I've had;
News ain't good from Stalingrad -
I been busy protecting the German race,
So come on baby, defecate on my face.

Chorus:
C'mon baby, send it on down;
Bend over Braunn and give me your brown.
There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact,
So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract.

Get to the bunker, looks like a sty;
Turn on the T.V. and it's all one Big Lie -
Here Eva, have these prunes to chew:
We have ways of making you poo.

Here come the Russians! It's near the end!
Proud to say that my girl never used an "S-bend".
What's that Eva? Your bowel's on strike?
Then it's all over for my Third Reich.

1. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Stagger Lee
"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies
just to get one fat boy's asshole"

2. Omnium Gatherum (grindcore from South Australia) - "A"
"Pretty little peach a cute firm dumpling
silky smooth skin around a tight firm arsehole"

Also, Pavement's "Conduit For Sale!" may or may not feature the line "big dick in a boy's ass".

from Salaminizer:
"This is your ass, and I'm in it.
My man Sexy will fuck you up in a minute.
With an axe, sword, mace, pike your limbless.
Then I'll fuck your ass till its rimless!"

Rendezvous with Anus
Rock Against Ass
Prince Of The Rodeo
Midnight NAMBLA
Sailor Man

Not all explicitly sang about "anal sex", but they all sang about dudes on dudes.

"Sparks will fly / When I fuck your sweet ass"

Does that count?

"Is there still a lock on yer back door?"

ilx blazin squad cru UNITE

BRB just mourning times past when a song about anal sex by a band whose name was a reference to smoking weed could get to #2 in the UK singles chart.

peeing to anal sex

Kenzie was 17 when that single was released. Now he's 31. FFS I feel old...

the past is foreign country, a country w/a donk on it

This is their performance from the 2003 re-launch of Top Of The Pops:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNbvviLfaKM

The Mary Onettes' "Void," I think ("I'm the void and you can fall into me now"), though I'm always reading subtext in their songs.

Mickey by Toni Basil

why? this verse? seems ambiguous

So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you wanna do it
I'll treat you like a man
But please baby please, don't leave me in the damn
Mickey

how has 'the sweetest taboo' not been mentioned itt in the 15 years since it was started btw

I vaguely remember a club hit of a few years back whose entire lyric went "I wanna fuck you in the ass," repeated endlessly over a dirty- sounding house track. Heard it once at a club but mostly because one of the waiters in the restaurant where I cooked would walk around the kitchen singing it.
― M. Matos, Friday, February 1, 2002 1:00 AM (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Busta's new album has an unholy fixation on ass-licking. Then of course my fav dirty club track: "Face down/Ass up/That's the way we like to/like to/Face down..."
― Sterling Clover, Friday, February 1, 2002 1:00 AM (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Are these real songs?

the latter is "what's your fantasy" by ludacris, the former is by the outhere brothers

i'm frankly surprised there has been no dj assault quoted itt yet

Stankin' ass bitches that need to wash up
Don't get mad when I don't want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, soap and water

Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water

Are these real songs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB9DzelK2rM

this is the one matos was thinking of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6sME-wBxZo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV2A8icT7PI

This one's about male fisting. you're welcome

thanks paolo!

"nothing out of our loins, sweetie / will ever see the light of day"

shock-headed peters - "i bloodbrother be"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MisfJux-dek

One of my favorites is John Wayne Is Big Leggy by Haysi Fantayzee:

"Now speckled hen
Just stop your squawking
Big Bad Rooster's doin' the talking
I know a trick we ought to try
Turn right over, you'll know why!"...and then Kate Garner emits an ungodly little squeak

.

why? this verse? seems ambiguous

_So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you wanna do it
I'll treat you like a man
But please baby please, don't leave me in the damn
Mickey_

ooohhhhh yeah. i remember now. classic.

re: heysi fantayzee

This surreal image is intended as a comment on the treatment of indigenous people during the European colonisation, and was written after Jeremy Healy read the book Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee by historian Dee Brown. Wayne represents the European colonist, while his partner is the Native American people.

https://youtu.be/fXSO6I5YHyY

That’s ‘Backdoor Lover’ by DuJour of Josie and the Pussycats fame.

"Bad Romance"

Want you in my rear window
Baby you're sick, I want your love

Funkadelic-“You Scared The Lovin Outta Me”

"The Loco-Motion" is one of these, isn't it? I always thought so

"Do it holding hands if you've got the notion" ? That's going to make it more difficult, isn't it?

you can enmesh fingers after you've ascertained lodgement

Oo baby do the locomotion..

Yeah, line fits.

Haddaway - "What Is Love"

Blur's Girls & Boys (the chorus)
Pulp's She's A Lady ("wore her body back to front")

Haddaway - "What Is Love"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRkP-rplNjs