the occasional thread for mean, nasty, ugly, evil metal that doesn't smell good and that takes itself way too seriously

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scott seward, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:13 (eleven years ago) Permalink

So has the rolling metal thread balkanized? I must check in again.

-- Ned Raggett, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 10:45 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i think i ruined it my posting abt the scorpions

M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink

nah, nobody really did anything. just seems like there aren't that many people on there who like blood-soaked mayhem and death and wholesale slaughter that much. i like tons of senseless repetitive third-rate death metal that wouldn't know a hook or a melody from a gaping chest wound! but whenever i hear anything frilly and pretty i'll be sure to post about it on the girl metal thread. i mean the rolling metal thread. :)

scott seward, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I can't wait for a new Wormed album. That's all I've got for this thread, sorry. :(

xox, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I've been listening to the new Watain a bit more, and while I still like it a lot, I can't say they're doing anything really fascinating that Immortal weren't doing back at the turn of the millennium. I hope this new Glorior Belli is good, though, because I have a lot of faith in French black metal right now and I'd hate for them to be the band to blow their home country's winning streak.

unperson, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink

this is as ugly as it gets

bobby bedelia, Thursday, 21 June 2007 03:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i don't like that video. who's the old dude playing piano? is that lavender's dad? and how old is lavender for that matter? she looks like she's pushing 40 and twee-pop from an old lady ain't cute it just makes you look like ellen's old boss on ellen's old sitcom. the one who always wore pink. the one with the annoying voice.

scott seward, Thursday, 21 June 2007 03:38 (eleven years ago) Permalink

loving the reissue of old dead conspiracy demos. punk teens from portland oregon making a sloppy speed metal racket. singer rules!

scott seward, Thursday, 21 June 2007 03:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink


scott seward, Thursday, 21 June 2007 03:47 (eleven years ago) Permalink

yay a thread for people like me, run by people like me, talking about music made for people like me!

They're called Accidental Suicide, the album is titled Deceased, it's from 1992, the cover art was done by the bassist from Cradle of Filth, and they're on Grind Core records. Lots of cookie monster growling and killer guitar solos.

i 'knew' those dudes via tape-trading, i'm pretty sure (i have their demo around somewhere, unlabelled with no cover so it usually takes a listen to remember what the fuck it is). did eric greif produce that? he produced fucking everything from that scene (milwaukee area) - morbid saint, morta skuld, viogression...

also i just got coffins "other side of blasphemy." plug ugly autopsy/winter/c. frost worship. and the tondra/nordic mist split, two bands featuring nunslaughter and minch (!) members, both seemingly named after drink mixers, both sounding more or less like celtic frost.

oh yeah, and entety "cadaveric necrogrind" is like carcass without the brains. or with the brains SPLATTERED ON YER FUCKIN WALL.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:00 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"and the tondra/nordic mist split"

hahaha, it's funny, isn't it! and fucking demented.

scott seward, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:03 (eleven years ago) Permalink

seriously though, do you want NOISE!!!!??? the Ganzmord album will fuck your ears until you are BLIND! so cool.

scott seward, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

xp: it is pretty fucking funny, actually, especially the way NM dicks up the vocals every third line. but he has the TG cadence fucking down, plus the occasional WTF? misuse of an english word.

will have to check out ganzmord

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:07 (eleven years ago) Permalink

and on the basement bm tip, you could do worse than japan's endless dismal moan. very very cool indeed.

scott seward, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

anyone like SCEPTER? or are you all PUSSIES?

Black eyes stare at the sun
Burning wheel in the sky
Frozen hearts turn to fire
(As) sunset bleeds into night
Energy bolts for power and spell
Are harnessed from death and despair
Weapons of war are begging for blood

Never lost never drawn
Never to be guiled
Harder than tempered steel
Born to lose live to win
Fuck'em till you die
Your only thought is to kill
When you're obsessed by metal

Slave and master side by side
Or one beneath the other
Only one of them can have the power
Whether by the demons
Or of the burning sword
They say the same get on your knees
And suck your fucking lord

Obsessed by metal
Obsessed by death
Obsessed by black desire
Obsessed by power beyond my control
Obsessed by fucking fire
Obsessed by fury
Obsessed by hatred
Obsessed by vengeance and lust
Fuck off and die 'cause we gotta live

singer is now in HELLREALM. they're this-thread, too.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:13 (eleven years ago) Permalink

pretty cool mp3 up on ganzmord's site from the ganzmord/dodsferd split. the split is cool, but dodsferd ends up sounding like a rockabilly act after ganzmord's half.

scott seward, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:18 (eleven years ago) Permalink

if you were gonna actually BUY one, i would say buy the monolithic album. which is an old demo and new stuff. it makes me want to kill rabbits with my bare hands!!

scott seward, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:21 (eleven years ago) Permalink

a couple of those might not actually be cali or south american thrash, but they might as well be!

scott seward, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i love the Merciless Death album. those dudes are on fire. their influences:

The following bands in no particular order : Slayer - Exodus - Anthrax - Testament - Death Angel - Dark Angel - Possessed - Vio-Lence - Exumer - Voivod - Kreator - Destruction - Sodom - Venom - Sepultura - Nasty Savage - Nuclear Assault - Overkill - Metal Church - Sabbat (UK)- Sabbat (Jap)- Mortal Sin - Exciter - Annihilator - Agent Steel - D.R.I. - Celtic Frost - Iron Angel - Assassin - Sacrifice - Slaughter (Canada) - Acid Reign - Korzus - Coroner - Darkness - Paradox - Blessed Death - Deathrow - Artillery - Razor - Heathen - Forbidden - Death (Scream Bloody Gore and Leprosy) - Necronomicon - Sarcofago - M.O.D. - Exorcist - Devastation - Whiplash - Vendetta - Blood Feast - Morbid Saint - Powerlord - Vulcano - Accuser - Apocalypse - Coven - Onlaught - Atomkraft - Sentinel Beast - Hell Bastard - Gothic Slam - Evil Dead - Flotsam and Jetsam - Hirax - Viking - Laaz Rockit - Abbatoir - Num Skull - Deathwish - Mutilator - Destructor - Torture - Violent Force - Kublai Khan - Slaughter Lord - Rigor Mortis - S.O.D. - Sadus - Virus (UK Thrash) - Sacred Reich - Anacrusis - Mercenary (Bay Area) - Acrophet - Dream Death - Poison (Germany) - Warrant (Germany) - Mercyful Fate - Morbid Angel - Deicide WE ARE VINYL/CD/CASSETTE/VHS COLLECTORS OF ALL THE BANDS WE HAVE LISTED!

scott seward, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Hrmm, so uhh, is it just me or is that Ganzmord song basically polka with some chaotic grindy bits between verses? I guess it doesn't swing enough for that to be quite true, but this song is way too happy to be evil. I did like the Bad Brains section. Could do without the Death-style bridge.

I think there's something in me that in effect strips off all the noise and screaming and takes the melody/beat to the fore. This kind of sucks, because it makes a lot of these evil bands sound surprisingly happy. Often rockabilly-like (Heretic come to mind)
Maybe I've simply lost my black metal listening-skills. [insert bit about "faggots don't like $band it hurts their pussys"]
I just don't feel the grim any more!
I did consider going to see Nunslaughter live, but suspect I'd be sick of it in 10 minutes, just like I was with the (admittedly funny) live record I used to have.

So, fuck it all. Thrash is where it's at. I'm gonna go put on some Terror Squad! Discö bloody discö!

Øystein, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ganzmord makes me happy! there is some GREAT noise on the album. i still like the stuff from the split though too. the stuff from the demo on the album is the most over-the-top skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee noise. in a year, he'll probably be scoring operas and forming bm supergroups.

scott seward, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

also digging archival french speed from 84:

scott seward, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink


How about free gore? My husband did security at one of the Metal Fests in Milwaukee (Hawkwind, do you live there?) eons ago and came home with a stack of free CDs. One title I'll never forget was Inbreeding The Anthropophagi (had to look up "anthropophagi") by Deeds of Flesh who might be too girlie for this thread. Also remember a song called "Chunks in the Shower" which AMG tells me is by Deeds of Flesh as well. But other "chunks" titles came up and I came across this album by one Broken Hope:

Titles seem promising beyond "She Came Out In Chunks": "Coprophagia" (know that word!), "Hobo Stew," "Decimated Genitalia," and, my favorite, "Felching Vampires." No nun rape, though, unless "Preacher of Sodomy" preaches thusly. And you gotta love that parental advisory sticker.

Aside: you should check out nunsploitation cinema if you haven't already. Start with Alucarda and then move your way down. I can't get enough of the stuff.

Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Hey my buddy's in a pretty good Mexican thrash band:

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 June 2007 05:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ahh, scott - i'm so glad you dig morsure, i mentioned them on rolling metal and no one seemed to give a shit. that album's fucking great. i said it somewhere else and i'll say it here: the metal urbain of thrash.

going to have to check out the latino thrash links later, but i remember in the late 80s when the mexican dudes started getting into the scene in a big way, some killer bands and many of them didn't get past the demo stage. sadistic intent and nausea/terrorizer did, though.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 21 June 2007 07:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I was listening to Karma Bloody Karma by Cattle Decapitation yesterday - does that count or are they too pussy for this thread, I mean they are vegans and everything?

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 21 June 2007 07:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

The Morsure is rad! I only just got it, which is why i couldn't comment before.

a lot of the non-Cali thrash bands are from Brazil. Like Slaver:

scott seward, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i dig cattle decapitation. i don't care if they are vegan. it's not like i can tell they are vegan from the music. and even if they sucked, they would always be classic just for this:

scott seward, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:51 (eleven years ago) Permalink

OMGLOL. I haven't seen that one before.

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink

japanese hentai-inspired goregrind is the best kind of hentai-inspired goregrind:

scott seward, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

amoebic dysentery:


pulmonary fibrosis:

scott seward, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:53 (eleven years ago) Permalink

dammit man i was about to go get lunch 3xpost

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink

herman neuname wrote on the other metal thread:

"I bought the Whitehorse 2xCD from 20 Buck Spin."

i like it. i'd never heard whitehorse before. they do the ugly epic doom thing very well. i might like that monarch! double cd on crucial blast more though. maybe.

you know what i REALLY like is the stormcrow/sanctum split that 20 buck spin sent me. but i'm a sucker for a d beat. stormcrow and sanctum call their music WAR CRUST. which is a great tag. i wonder what last fm would come up with if i typed that in.

also got the new one from Forgotten Woods. from Norway. first album in over 10 years! they must have gotten lost in those woods. or they forgot to make a record. in the woods. i'm sad that oystein doesn't feel the grim anymore :( that means that geir is the lone grim Norwegian on ilm. and that is really sad!

scott seward, Friday, 22 June 2007 13:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Putrid Pile you guys


at MDF dude was unfuckinghinged and made noises without any vocal effects that were, 'ow you say, SIIIIIIIIIIIICK

J0hn D., Friday, 22 June 2007 14:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Putrid Pile have a new album coing out on the ever-loveable Goregiastic Records:

that new Forgotten Woods album is pretty fucked. Kinda mellow for this thread though. They must smoke a lot of pot. What kind of pot do you get in Norway?

scott seward, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

oh man Foetopsy's on Goregiastic - they were one of my favorites at MDF, their album isn't breakin' a lot of ground but it sure is breakin' a lot of grind har har har! fuckin' love those guys

J0hn D., Friday, 22 June 2007 14:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink

got Moribund mail yesterday too. new Drawn And Quartered album sounds nice. MERCILESS HAMMER OF LUCIFER! also new Hacavitz which i'm looking forward to and new Godless Rising featuring dudes from Vital Remains.

scott seward, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:34 (eleven years ago) Permalink

have you heard the new Drawn And Quartered, John? i would think you would like it.

scott seward, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:35 (eleven years ago) Permalink

got the latest issue of SOD in the mail the other day too. kinda disappointed that Lordi were on the cover. And also kinda disappointed that the cd was just a southern lord sampler. they usually have great death label comps. oh well. still a great issue overall of one of my fave mags.

scott seward, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink

haven't heard it, no - feel like I saw it though! will poke around

J0hn D., Friday, 22 June 2007 14:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

the thing about Foetopsy that makes them great though is that they don't take themselves seriously AT ALL - dude was wearing a belt made up of tampons onstage

J0hn D., Friday, 22 June 2007 14:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

dud of the week: seizure crypt album. dudes trying to revive old skool (but not that old) NYHC but it's really anemic. don fury production and all that, but so flat. half sung/half rapped (kinda) shit. i'd rather listen to judge. or madball. or sick of it all. definitely did NOT provide the "unbridled crossover ferocity" that it advertised. where's my token entry reunion! (there probably was one. what the hell do i know? i think everyone has reunited four times by now.)

scott seward, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink

NYHC is so often anaemic and weak if it's not done right. I can see why a lot of HC fans just write off the whole genre. I mean I do most of the time! I like old Agnostic Front though. Their 3rd album sucked so much shit I never bothered with anything after.

Colonel Poo, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I will be downloading Foetopsy :)

Colonel Poo, Friday, 22 June 2007 14:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

finally getting around to the Vital Remains's Icons of Evil...fuck do I ever love this band

not as great as "Dechristianize" yet but we'll see

J0hn D., Friday, 22 June 2007 14:57 (eleven years ago) Permalink

fucking GUITAR SOLOS up in this bitch, proper stuff

J0hn D., Friday, 22 June 2007 14:58 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i love the first two agnostic front albums too. cause for alarm is so awesome. wish i still had a copy. it's been so long since i heard the third album. i don't think i hated it. it was metallic, i remember that.

scott seward, Friday, 22 June 2007 15:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

It was metallic but in a really feeble and powerless way. Like a lot of crossover. Even good crossover stuff like DRI and COC has songs that just fall flat and 3rd AF is a whole album of that.

Colonel Poo, Friday, 22 June 2007 15:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I kinda dig the vocalist, but I can go for that caveman-via-Halford thing.

In other news I finally got my copy of Ruins of Beverast's Foulest Semen of a Sheltered Elite. Fucking crazy stuff. Dude had me when he kicked in with what sounds like a two-bass solo in the first song.

bearded flack trickster god (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 5 March 2016 08:24 (three years ago) Permalink

I feel like Inhume fit this category

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 March 2016 05:50 (three years ago) Permalink

Avulsed - Goresplattered Suicide too, though they dont' take themselves v seriously

Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 March 2016 15:21 (three years ago) Permalink

Both those Blessed Death albums got remastered reissues via the Metal Mind label back in 2007 or so. I got copies sent to me at Metal Edge, along with a million other early Roadracer/Roadrunner titles nobody remembers or cares about anymore. So much great stuff.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 6 March 2016 18:11 (three years ago) Permalink

eleven months pass...

this album. man. listening to this whole album really loud on big speakers makes swans sound like the pizzicato five. so intense. and it just keeps getting crazier. listening on a computer doesn't count. so fucked up.

scott seward, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 22:10 (two years ago) Permalink

is that punk maybe? i can't always tell the difference

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 22:17 (two years ago) Permalink

They were a hardcore band, that's their "metal" album. Those quotes aren't because it isn't metal but because it's on some other fucked up crazy plane. Just as insane as when they were doing 2 minute songs like "I Killed My Family," though.

I cut this hair, I wash this hair, I mess this hair up (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 23:15 (two years ago) Permalink

Fuckin PHILLY alright

I cut this hair, I wash this hair, I mess this hair up (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 23:16 (two years ago) Permalink

i mean if you're gonna abuse drugs make an album like THAT.

scott seward, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 23:23 (two years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

I nominate Shub-Niggurath "Kinglike Celebration"

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 01:28 (one year ago) Permalink

That works!

I'm feeling this lately

I guess it's "war metal" but the drummer plays like he's a jazz drummer who's been conscripted. All these weird little flams and one-handed rolls.

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 1 June 2017 05:10 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

I need someone to acknowledge how good and weird the Norwegian Svartsyn is:

Cold, weird black/doom with horror movie synths.

Puke and Other Poems (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 15 July 2017 20:19 (one year ago) Permalink

And the reissue of this Sargatanas album is fucking great. Mexican death metal.

Released in the late 90s but these guys had been around since '86 and have that ur-metal quality, like some riffs are thrashy, some are doomy, some are brutal, but it's all fucking fun as shit.

Puke and Other Poems (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 15 July 2017 20:22 (one year ago) Permalink

^kinda reminds me of Mexican Obituary at times

Neanderthal, Saturday, 15 July 2017 20:50 (one year ago) Permalink

Nothin wrong with that!

Puke and Other Poems (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 15 July 2017 21:01 (one year ago) Permalink

that svartsyn track is indeed nice.

The Saga of Rodney Stooksbury (rushomancy), Saturday, 15 July 2017 23:58 (one year ago) Permalink


Puke and Other Poems (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 16 July 2017 08:06 (one year ago) Permalink

epidemic - decameron.

wow this rules

Neanderthal, Saturday, 29 July 2017 14:23 (one year ago) Permalink

Yeah! Those dudes were crazy. I still gotta track down a copy of their first album.

The Man Who Saw The Midwife (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 29 July 2017 18:53 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Oh my fucking god, Nuclear Death, slow down why dontcha

ultros ultros-ghali, Thursday, 28 September 2017 20:09 (one year ago) Permalink

I love that their second demo is like 9 minutes long, 4 tracks.

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 28 September 2017 20:14 (one year ago) Permalink

I'm listening to their full lengths for the first time, Carrion for Worm is even more nuts than the first one

ultros ultros-ghali, Thursday, 28 September 2017 20:31 (one year ago) Permalink

This rules

ultros ultros-ghali, Thursday, 28 September 2017 20:31 (one year ago) Permalink

but I have nooo idea what the hell's going on

ultros ultros-ghali, Thursday, 28 September 2017 20:35 (one year ago) Permalink

I actually used to correspond and tape trade with Phil, the guitarist, and he told me he was tone deaf. I think that kind of helps explain them. That and being from the whitest suburb of Phoenix, AZ.

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 28 September 2017 20:49 (one year ago) Permalink

four months pass...

need to buy this record. my kinda old school homage coming from a new band.

scott seward, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:57 (one year ago) Permalink


Dinsdale, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:37 (one year ago) Permalink

listening to that right now! it's so good. between this and the new Mammoth Grinder, Relapse is off to a good start in 2018.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 22:53 (one year ago) Permalink

Goddamn I am a sucker for that kind of death metal.

my dreams in the hell-pits (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 11:00 (one year ago) Permalink

canada hell...

scott seward, Friday, 9 February 2018 13:22 (one year ago) Permalink

three months pass...

I wrote a grindcore song about building a bookcase.

Tome Coffin

Determine your dimensions!
Measure your frame!
Cut your wood to leeeeeeeeength!
Mark the sides!
Cut the joints!
Assemble the unit!
Assemble the unit!
Assemble the unit!
Finish the face!
Wipe off the DUST!
Paint! Or stain! Or DIEEEEEE!

scott seward, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 21:41 (one year ago) Permalink

it's a jam

niels, Thursday, 10 May 2018 10:43 (one year ago) Permalink

Spare parts scattered everywhere!

my dreams in the hell-pits (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 11 May 2018 02:51 (one year ago) Permalink

it's a freestanding bookcase
you wouldn't understand

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 May 2018 11:48 (one year ago) Permalink

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