Philosophical Inquiry

None of the cases made it 'cause we drank them all, Matt, and you know that as well as I do.

Having never been able to keep a wine cellar in the past (the bottles never made it that far) I have compromised by keeping all my empties racked in the cellar where I can visit them. As a precaution, I have padded the cellar stairs. It helps.

I think you'll find that a well-appointed drinking helmet affords you greater latitiude, Aimless.

Having been forced to visit one of those apalling bars where the tenders faff about with spinning bottles and what have you instead of simply pouring me my damn drink, I was inspired by their rubberised floors, placed to guard against misplaced glassware. This, coupled with the helmet (Webley and Pebb do an excellent range, I recommend the "Inkerman", full bonce-coverage with optional bib) should afford you ample protection.

Those new Japanese full sized sippy cups are also a stylish way to prevent unwanted spillage.

Are those full sized in comparison a full sized person or when compared to a more diminutive Japanese sized person?

The later would be better compared to a shot glass......

(notice how I pulled out a unit of measurement that was sure to be recognized by everyone here?)