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it would have been fun to develop that algorythm

poutrock (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

<3 this thread imo

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link

i will hopefully be in the company of its author in just a few short hours.

estela, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Hurray!

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link

alright, Evan is going to type. Here we go.

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

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it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

And now Elroy:

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

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it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I like ssssssssqa =)

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link

it makes sense :)

jabba hands, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link

i will hopefully be in the company of its author in just a few short hours.

I thoroughly endorse jabba bringing his tiny cat to the pub, we can all take turns feeding it by hand while it stands on the table

Wang Chung Parliament (sic), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link

tcrrrrrr

Jeff, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

omg kit if u do that I DEMAND PHOTOS (even if you have to pixellate estelas face hehe)

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll take the photos.

estela, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

You are a wiser woman than I am.

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link

jkkjewr,fwmdnek,k,rk,ej3keer.,rekljwekrj

poutrock (electricsound), Saturday, 22 May 2010 07:26 (thirteen years ago) link

"get that cat outta the way!!!" /homer

demiurge overkill (Trayce), Saturday, 22 May 2010 07:33 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

"nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" - bernard

i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli), Saturday, 31 July 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

one of my cats has taken to sleeping on my laptop keyboard, the little bastard. hasn't typed anything interesting but he keeps opening media centre??

we mongrelled it (electricsound), Sunday, 1 August 2010 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link

confession: all of my posts for this month have been dictated by my cat

3-D MUTANT PENGUIN TITS! (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 August 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

dxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcfzxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx........œ ÷
[opens search]
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jabba hands, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

new cat?!

␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ you oughtta know by now (sic), Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link

a cat has been recognized

pies. (gbx), Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Friday, 13 August 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

impressive use of the shift key

lene lovage (elmo argonaut), Friday, 13 August 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

b nbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

― hearing-impaired leppard (Paul in Santa Cruz), Monday, August 30, 2010 9:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

jabba hands, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 11:02 (thirteen years ago) link

One of mine favours the F1 key so I get up in the morning to find hundreds of Windows Help Centre windows open.

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link

e3

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Friday, 3 September 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

My gf told me last night that the computer was making crazy sounds (I had been burning some CDs) and when I went to check, the kitten was walking around on the keyboard obvioulsy intrigued by the response it was getting.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 3 September 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/ofrof.jpg

straight old fashioned, virgin (another al3x), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

misread this as "things cats hype"

portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ carpeted posts, shitting in boxes, drugs that don't do anything to humans...

Cats have never hyped anything remotely interesting to me.

Grim Viceroy Tales: Hit the Trail… to Flavor! (Viceroy), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

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Chewshabadoo, Monday, 22 November 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

omg that jpg

the coffee of coffees (corey), Monday, 22 November 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

WATER.... CONNECT

ed chilliband (max arrrrrgh), Monday, 22 November 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I was gone all day & left my laptop open on the kitchen table (which is of course their favorite spot to loiter when I'm not around). I returned to find that ^ had been set as my homepage & Skype dialog with my ex-gf which elicited the following response:

are you doing this on purpose?

please stop it.

the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

lololo

Good news, everyone! (kelpolaris), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:00 (thirteen years ago) link

so the cat not only entered and requested a url, but also opened/switched to a skype dialog?

i dunno

calpolaris (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link

if they have one of those forensic handwriting bros but for cats, and for typing, you ought to consult them

calpolaris (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link

that cat is trouble, give it a biscuit.

estela, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link

my cat keeps opening media centre

dick beatwood (electricsound), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link

so the cat not only entered and requested a url, but also opened/switched to a skype dialog? - first of all, there are two cats. the url thing is a bit of a mystery, I agree. And tbh I have no idea how the archaic characters were selected. As for the Skype chat, that window was already open, so not too much of a stretch. Perhaps I have poltergeists in addition to cats?

the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

my cat just sat on my laptop and managed by scooting his butt around on the keys to open iTunes and start the Venom song "To Hell and Back"

good choice imo

the tune is space, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahaha

reading thru this thread's catechre songtitle mayhem gave me a big smile, recommended activity yall

smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

5:10 PM Kristin: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn6yyyyyyyyyyyyw3o0ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppy

sarahel, Sunday, 20 February 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

"no puppy"

slugbuggy, Sunday, 20 February 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I miss jabba, where's he been at lately.

Trayce, Sunday, 20 February 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link

england

The Marquis de Sade Adu (sic), Monday, 21 February 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Well der.

Trayce, Monday, 21 February 2011 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link

View > Developer > JavaScript Console

computer champion (harbl), Saturday, 14 March 2015 23:12 (nine years ago) link

 > Dock > Turn Hiding On

computer champion (harbl), Saturday, 14 March 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link

u have a weird keyboard

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 14 March 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link

or a weird cat

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 14 March 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link

she uses the keyboard to get to places i've never been before

computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 15 March 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

^this is deep

my family cat (RIP) once typed something like "pooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO". I saved her exact words in a txt file, but it's on my old computer.

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 15 March 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...

yhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhu8777777777777

let no-one live rent free in your butt (sic), Friday, 11 September 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

655y7

glandular lansbury (sic), Saturday, 21 November 2015 23:13 (eight years ago) link

SPRING BREAAAAAAAAKKK

big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Sunday, 22 November 2015 00:15 (eight years ago) link

eleven months pass...

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ogmor, Thursday, 10 November 2016 12:57 (seven years ago) link

Makes more sense than anything else that's happened recently

ultros ultros-ghali, Thursday, 10 November 2016 13:02 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

l tyyyyyyyyddddddtbbb 88u9cccccccnjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

sad, hombres (sic), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 12:35 (seven years ago) link

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(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 05:28 (seven years ago) link

my kitten made such a power move recently of managing to delete an mp3 from my iTunes while I was listening to it

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:39 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

;'nnnnnnnnnnnnnntik8mmffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,777

Diana Fire (j.lu), Sunday, 14 May 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

last night i was texting and put my phone on my bed. cat typed Sq with her paw. it was telling me it would autocorrect to Aw so i just sent it. she meant to do that.

assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 11:20 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

kindle was on and cat was sitting near it. when i went to grab it i found she had opened the thing where you can buy kindle books and it was on american gods by neil gaiman.

assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 4 November 2017 00:45 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

pyu7

we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link

SLEEP-LIKE TYPING DETECTED

Apparently my right middle finger is my heaviest finger. I can tell when I'm having episodes of microsleep at work, because I'll look up and see that I've typed a line of k's.

I can tell how long I was out by the length of the line. Here's 4 seconds:

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 02:57 (five years ago) link

She's not just walking across it now on her way to some other business, she likes the sound so she's deliberately tapping away on the desk at night. Anyway, my fault for letting her listen to a whole Autechre set before bed.

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mick signals, Friday, 25 May 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

rffffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Friday, 14 September 2018 07:03 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

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brain (krakow), Saturday, 8 December 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

§1.

Maresn3st, Monday, 18 May 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link

is your cat a paralegal

stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Monday, 18 May 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link

Just a macbook user

Maresn3st, Monday, 18 May 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link


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