Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The Grifter

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

The One Ring

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

The Regrettable Haircut

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

The Hustle

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link

The Popeye Doyle

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link

The Guest Who Wouldn't Leave

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm beginning to think you've given a different name to every fart you've ever ripped, Kenan.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link

The Mannish Boy

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

The Man Who Would Be King

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

xp Believe me, if that were the case, I'd be going on this until the Mayan calendar ends.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link

The End of the Mayan Calendar

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

The 96kbps Spoken Word Rip

The 320kbps Semi-Spacesaver

THE FLAC

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm mentally singing "She's got the FLAC" to the tune of "The Jack" by AC/DC.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

the ellipsis

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

The Hemingway

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

The Fat Best Friend

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link

The Marimba

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link

The Wallpaper

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

The Road Rash

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link

The Angry Protester

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Le Bon Gumbo

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

The Treatise

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

The Rant

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

The Polemic

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

The Great Unknown

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

The Damp Firework

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link

The Weird Russell

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

The PowerShot

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Butt Crack Bingo

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link

The Major Stroke

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

The Turgid Bean

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

The Opposite of Sex

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

"Your Shithole Is Talking To You"

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

The Acceptance Speech

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

(Gracious me. That's a lot of oblique fart jokes for one evening. For one year, even.)

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:05 (thirteen years ago) link

the "all things must pass"

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

hare krishna, hare hare.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Bat Out of Hell
Bat Out of Hell II: Back Into Hell
Bat Out of Hell III: The Monster Is Loose

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:19 (thirteen years ago) link

The Meatloaf

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link

The Bridge to Teribithia

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

The Alarm Clock

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:07 (thirteen years ago) link

the metal machine music

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:09 (thirteen years ago) link

the voiceless fricative

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link

the spinemelter 3000

poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link

pubic breeze

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, I've never been able to come up with a satisfactory name for the ones you crack in bed that make the springs vibrate. Any ideas?

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:17 (thirteen years ago) link

The Magic Fingers

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Try it. You'll feel great.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3310/3642230620_a51017deb0.jpg

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha! I'll have to test it on my gf.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:25 (thirteen years ago) link


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