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Jeff, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

omg kit if u do that I DEMAND PHOTOS (even if you have to pixellate estelas face hehe)

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll take the photos.

estela, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

You are a wiser woman than I am.

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link

jkkjewr,fwmdnek,k,rk,ej3keer.,rekljwekrj

poutrock (electricsound), Saturday, 22 May 2010 07:26 (thirteen years ago) link

"get that cat outta the way!!!" /homer

demiurge overkill (Trayce), Saturday, 22 May 2010 07:33 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

"nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" - bernard

i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli), Saturday, 31 July 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

one of my cats has taken to sleeping on my laptop keyboard, the little bastard. hasn't typed anything interesting but he keeps opening media centre??

we mongrelled it (electricsound), Sunday, 1 August 2010 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link

confession: all of my posts for this month have been dictated by my cat

3-D MUTANT PENGUIN TITS! (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 August 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

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jabba hands, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

new cat?!

␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ you oughtta know by now (sic), Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link

a cat has been recognized

pies. (gbx), Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link

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the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Friday, 13 August 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

impressive use of the shift key

lene lovage (elmo argonaut), Friday, 13 August 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

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― hearing-impaired leppard (Paul in Santa Cruz), Monday, August 30, 2010 9:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

jabba hands, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 11:02 (thirteen years ago) link

One of mine favours the F1 key so I get up in the morning to find hundreds of Windows Help Centre windows open.

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link

e3

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Friday, 3 September 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

My gf told me last night that the computer was making crazy sounds (I had been burning some CDs) and when I went to check, the kitten was walking around on the keyboard obvioulsy intrigued by the response it was getting.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 3 September 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/ofrof.jpg

straight old fashioned, virgin (another al3x), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

misread this as "things cats hype"

portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ carpeted posts, shitting in boxes, drugs that don't do anything to humans...

Cats have never hyped anything remotely interesting to me.

Grim Viceroy Tales: Hit the Trail… to Flavor! (Viceroy), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

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Chewshabadoo, Monday, 22 November 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

omg that jpg

the coffee of coffees (corey), Monday, 22 November 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

WATER.... CONNECT

ed chilliband (max arrrrrgh), Monday, 22 November 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I was gone all day & left my laptop open on the kitchen table (which is of course their favorite spot to loiter when I'm not around). I returned to find that ^ had been set as my homepage & Skype dialog with my ex-gf which elicited the following response:

are you doing this on purpose?

please stop it.

the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

lololo

Good news, everyone! (kelpolaris), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:00 (thirteen years ago) link

so the cat not only entered and requested a url, but also opened/switched to a skype dialog?

i dunno

calpolaris (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link

if they have one of those forensic handwriting bros but for cats, and for typing, you ought to consult them

calpolaris (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link

that cat is trouble, give it a biscuit.

estela, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link

my cat keeps opening media centre

dick beatwood (electricsound), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link

so the cat not only entered and requested a url, but also opened/switched to a skype dialog? - first of all, there are two cats. the url thing is a bit of a mystery, I agree. And tbh I have no idea how the archaic characters were selected. As for the Skype chat, that window was already open, so not too much of a stretch. Perhaps I have poltergeists in addition to cats?

the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

my cat just sat on my laptop and managed by scooting his butt around on the keys to open iTunes and start the Venom song "To Hell and Back"

good choice imo

the tune is space, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahaha

reading thru this thread's catechre songtitle mayhem gave me a big smile, recommended activity yall

smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

5:10 PM Kristin: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn6yyyyyyyyyyyyw3o0ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppy

sarahel, Sunday, 20 February 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

"no puppy"

slugbuggy, Sunday, 20 February 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I miss jabba, where's he been at lately.

Trayce, Sunday, 20 February 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link

england

The Marquis de Sade Adu (sic), Monday, 21 February 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Well der.

Trayce, Monday, 21 February 2011 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED

Paradife Loft (diamonddave85), Monday, 21 February 2011 07:33 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

matt armstrong 5:21 pm
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Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 March 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

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must love frogbs (Pillbox), Saturday, 2 July 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

My dog likes to sleep on my kb, but that mostly results in lots of windows, or beeping as the kb buffer fills up.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Saturday, 2 July 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

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apparently he didn't want to wait for me to answer the question & so he went ahead and answered it himself.

also, a photo was renamed: e444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444432.jpg

hooked on ebonics (Pillbox), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

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tunnel joe (harbl), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

Your search - lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllp89999999999999999 - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.
Try fewer keywords.

kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

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'Anti-Rolling Stones Cannon' (Pillbox), Monday, 8 October 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

Shop for mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr4 at nearby stores

suggest butt (Pillbox), Saturday, 20 October 2012 10:04 (eleven years ago) link

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happy little (clouds), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

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Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

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sad, hombres (sic), Tuesday, 3 January 2017 12:35 (seven years ago) link

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(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 05:28 (seven years ago) link

my kitten made such a power move recently of managing to delete an mp3 from my iTunes while I was listening to it

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:39 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

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Diana Fire (j.lu), Sunday, 14 May 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

last night i was texting and put my phone on my bed. cat typed Sq with her paw. it was telling me it would autocorrect to Aw so i just sent it. she meant to do that.

assawoman bay (harbl), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 11:20 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

kindle was on and cat was sitting near it. when i went to grab it i found she had opened the thing where you can buy kindle books and it was on american gods by neil gaiman.

assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 4 November 2017 00:45 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

pyu7

we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link

SLEEP-LIKE TYPING DETECTED

Apparently my right middle finger is my heaviest finger. I can tell when I'm having episodes of microsleep at work, because I'll look up and see that I've typed a line of k's.

I can tell how long I was out by the length of the line. Here's 4 seconds:

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 02:57 (five years ago) link

She's not just walking across it now on her way to some other business, she likes the sound so she's deliberately tapping away on the desk at night. Anyway, my fault for letting her listen to a whole Autechre set before bed.

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mick signals, Friday, 25 May 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

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still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Friday, 14 September 2018 07:03 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

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brain (krakow), Saturday, 8 December 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

§1.

Maresn3st, Monday, 18 May 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link

is your cat a paralegal

stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Monday, 18 May 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link

Just a macbook user

Maresn3st, Monday, 18 May 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link


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