The Alarm Clock
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:07 (thirteen years ago) link
the metal machine music
― poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:09 (thirteen years ago) link
the voiceless fricative
― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link
the spinemelter 3000
― poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link
pubic breeze
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Also, I've never been able to come up with a satisfactory name for the ones you crack in bed that make the springs vibrate. Any ideas?
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:17 (thirteen years ago) link
The Magic Fingers
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Try it. You'll feel great.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3310/3642230620_a51017deb0.jpg
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Ha! I'll have to test it on my gf.
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Warning: just because it carries you into the land of tingling relaxation and ease does not mean it will necessarily do so for the person you are sharing the bed with.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I meant testing the name, not the fart. By this point she's all-too-accustomed to the twang of the spring in the morning.
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/L/lang_twangf.jpg
Trail of Broken Farts was the big hit
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Ugh. I wish I could take that one back.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:35 (thirteen years ago) link
The Gas Leak
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Harvey Wallsharter
Screaming Shartgasm
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 07:58 (thirteen years ago) link
The Daily Telefart
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:00 (thirteen years ago) link
The Fender Shartocaster
Intel Outside
The Rocketman
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:01 (thirteen years ago) link
The Sharta John
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:06 (thirteen years ago) link
(that might take a bit of explaining: Slarta John released a single called 'Spaced Invader', so a 'Sharta John' would be where you fart while simultaneously wave your arms up and down like Space Invader)
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:07 (thirteen years ago) link
The Triple Point (solid, liquid, and gaseous all at the same time)
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:10 (thirteen years ago) link
The Didgeridoodoo
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:13 (thirteen years ago) link
The Trumpet Marine
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:14 (thirteen years ago) link
The Pipe Organ
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:15 (thirteen years ago) link
The Tube Approaching
The Pebbledash
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:19 (thirteen years ago) link
The Beercan
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:20 (thirteen years ago) link
The 'Too Much Mr Kipling and Tizer'
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:21 (thirteen years ago) link
The Cadbury's Mini Roll
(feels like a turd, turns out to be a fart, but wait there's a sticky finish)
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 08:22 (thirteen years ago) link
"The Didgeridoodoo" is some top-shelf lowbrow funny.
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh man I thought temp banning C Grind would put the kibosh on the shit related threads at least for a little while! ;p
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:45 (thirteen years ago) link
The Three-legged Race
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link
the six foot putter
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link
The Cement Mixer
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link
ineluctable modality of the crappable
― ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link
wenger's nose
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:07 (thirteen years ago) link
The Wrath of Khan
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Thunderball
The Faecal Rumours
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:09 (thirteen years ago) link
The Will O' The Wisp
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:10 (thirteen years ago) link
the little no no and sniffy
― poutrock (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:11 (thirteen years ago) link
MAry, Mungo, and Squidge
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Rising Damp
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:15 (thirteen years ago) link
the cheese grater
― ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link
fat man and little boy
The Last Squeeze of Toothpaste in the Tube
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link
1. Sacco2. Vanzetti
― mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link