The Squeezy Ketchup Bottle
actual lols
― Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Spilt Milk
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Soft FocusWest Coast JazzTaps
― mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link
the vibralux
― poutrock (electricsound), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link
the millie jackson
― I am an old guy, and I prefer the late 90s. (Matt P), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link
the step-up transformer
― poutrock (electricsound), Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link
The Ring Modulator
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 07:50 (thirteen years ago) link
dat piff
― ljagljana (kkvgz), Thursday, 20 May 2010 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link
da ffftttt kerplunk
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 May 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link
The SodaStream
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link
The Blown Fuse
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link
The Chilli Cheeseburger (due to it's texture on exit)
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link
The "What About A Water Bottle, Waddle?"
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link
The Screen Door Slam
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link
The Air Rifle
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link
The Velvet Undergrowl of the Movement
― ljagljana (kkvgz), Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Jack and Rose Trapped in Steerage
― ljagljana (kkvgz), Thursday, 20 May 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Blofeld's Mudbath
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Monday, 24 May 2010 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Reclined Rumpus Reverberation
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Rickety-Split
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Relief Rocket
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Howdy Honk
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm on a roll
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
ghost tweet
― kkvgz, Friday, 18 June 2010 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link
brown banana
― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Friday, 18 June 2010 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link
^ preferable to the green banana, tho
the long, brown sigh of relief
― gay sauna manthems (LOLK), Saturday, 19 June 2010 06:52 (thirteen years ago) link
The "the patient starts laughing, then becomes startled by something on the floor"
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 07:33 (thirteen years ago) link
...otherwise known as The Acid Trip Fart
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 07:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Usually I am startled long before anything reaches the floor.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 08:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Anyone here ever farted while tripping?
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 08:41 (thirteen years ago) link
I did, and the fart drove me onto the ground a little faster than I would have done otherwise...jet propulsion if you will.
― dyao, Saturday, 19 June 2010 08:44 (thirteen years ago) link
The Jackson Pollock
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 09:03 (thirteen years ago) link
The late period Hans Hartung
The Ministry of Silly Walks
Not so much. Your digestive system totally shuts down on acid, so there's nothing pushing anything in any direction.
Now what I love, and I'm sure I've explained on this board somewhere before, is the comedown farts. When you're still not quite all there in the head, but your digestive system kicks back into gear and starts moving several hours worth of flatus on its merry, merry way. This goes triple if you tried to drink beer while tripping. None of those bubbles went anywhere. You can just light a joint, put on a favorite record, stretch out and oh my god fart and fart and fart. Wide open, windy farts, as big as Montana. So fucking refreshing.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I guess not so refreshing for people in the room with you...
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link
The Totally Tubular
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 12:38 (thirteen years ago) link
IIRC, the room smells too strongly of pot for anyone to notice.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link
The Big Sky Country
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
this is my least favorite thread of all time
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
classic anal retentive.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link
The Rocket From The Crypt
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Sunday, 27 June 2010 06:59 (thirteen years ago) link
The Steeleye Span
The One More Cup of Coffee Before I Go
― got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Sunday, 27 June 2010 07:12 (thirteen years ago) link
The Wee Dram
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Sunday, 27 June 2010 08:06 (thirteen years ago) link
surm OTM
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Sunday, 27 June 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Best answer yet, imo.
― kenan, Monday, 28 June 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link
What is with you guys? Farting is fun!
― kenan, Monday, 28 June 2010 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link
The I'd Rather Jack Than Fleetw00d Mac
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link