I'm on a roll
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 24 May 2010 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
ghost tweet
― kkvgz, Friday, 18 June 2010 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link
brown banana
― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Friday, 18 June 2010 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link
^ preferable to the green banana, tho
the long, brown sigh of relief
― gay sauna manthems (LOLK), Saturday, 19 June 2010 06:52 (thirteen years ago) link
The "the patient starts laughing, then becomes startled by something on the floor"
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 07:33 (thirteen years ago) link
...otherwise known as The Acid Trip Fart
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 07:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Usually I am startled long before anything reaches the floor.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 08:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Anyone here ever farted while tripping?
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 08:41 (thirteen years ago) link
I did, and the fart drove me onto the ground a little faster than I would have done otherwise...jet propulsion if you will.
― dyao, Saturday, 19 June 2010 08:44 (thirteen years ago) link
The Jackson Pollock
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 09:03 (thirteen years ago) link
The late period Hans Hartung
The Ministry of Silly Walks
Not so much. Your digestive system totally shuts down on acid, so there's nothing pushing anything in any direction.
Now what I love, and I'm sure I've explained on this board somewhere before, is the comedown farts. When you're still not quite all there in the head, but your digestive system kicks back into gear and starts moving several hours worth of flatus on its merry, merry way. This goes triple if you tried to drink beer while tripping. None of those bubbles went anywhere. You can just light a joint, put on a favorite record, stretch out and oh my god fart and fart and fart. Wide open, windy farts, as big as Montana. So fucking refreshing.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I guess not so refreshing for people in the room with you...
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link
The Totally Tubular
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Saturday, 19 June 2010 12:38 (thirteen years ago) link
IIRC, the room smells too strongly of pot for anyone to notice.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link
The Big Sky Country
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
this is my least favorite thread of all time
― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
classic anal retentive.
― kenan, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link
The Rocket From The Crypt
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Sunday, 27 June 2010 06:59 (thirteen years ago) link
The Steeleye Span
The One More Cup of Coffee Before I Go
― got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Sunday, 27 June 2010 07:12 (thirteen years ago) link
The Wee Dram
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Sunday, 27 June 2010 08:06 (thirteen years ago) link
surm OTM
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Sunday, 27 June 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Best answer yet, imo.
― kenan, Monday, 28 June 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link
What is with you guys? Farting is fun!
― kenan, Monday, 28 June 2010 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link
The I'd Rather Jack Than Fleetw00d Mac
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link
The Second Hand News
― kenan, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link
The Chain
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:39 (thirteen years ago) link
(just doesn't fucking stop, you know...)
The Green Manalishi (With the Two-Prong Crown)
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 08:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I remember campaigning for the creation of this board.
― I, ahh, give the, ahh, the Jackson Jive, ahh, a ten (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 July 2010 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link
This thread is great.. it's just that some people have crappy answers
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Wiffle Ball
Interruption Eruption
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Gusty Goatsee
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Deflation Sensation
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link
The Sneak Squeak
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 04:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Tornado Torpedo
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Grunty Gavin
― I, ahh, give the, ahh, the Jackson Jive, ahh, a ten (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 July 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link
the scrotum rattler
― chuck entertainment cheese (crüt), Saturday, 24 July 2010 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Clyde McSplatter
― Euler, Saturday, 24 July 2010 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link
You people making farts into shits ruin this thread
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 24 July 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link
snooty toot pews
― @( * O * )@ (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 8 August 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link
the meaty heat
― won't be on this church plan ting (kkvgz), Friday, 7 January 2011 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link
the spine trickler
― mavisbeacon666 (San Te), Saturday, 8 January 2011 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link
the Kenny Loggins
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link
the pinewood derby
piano down the steps
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, May 18, 2010 7:49 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
the lost puppy
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, May 18, 2010 7:53 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
family reunion
this was a trifecta of unadulterated brilliance
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 8 January 2011 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link