Nutrition Nazi Consulting LLP
― establishment man cloggin up ur spills (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link
International Society of Pootling Vicars
Nutella, Nestle, Haribo
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
All Purpose Gear, Inc.
― establishment man cloggin up ur spills (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
WDYB, LLP
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link
ha
― establishment man cloggin up ur spills (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Noob, Cutty, & Hunt3rAttorneys at LOL
― establishment man cloggin up ur spills (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link
we need japanese
― establishment man cloggin up ur spills (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link
does pashmina still do bikes maybe his shop will "sponsor".
he has not visited in a long time :(
― establishment man cloggin up ur spills (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link
I think I saw him on a couple Mod threads recently... hope he is well.
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Pashmina is well but his shop is no more, he's an electrician now.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link
5 minute design concept
http://tinypic.com/r/n2hflv/6
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i47.tinypic.com/n2hflv.jpg
that bad, eh
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 27 May 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
is it eating a cake??
― erotic geometry (haitch), Thursday, 27 May 2010 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link
I was meant to be a pie but google docs drawing is somewhat limited
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 27 May 2010 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
in case Hunt3r is wondering, that is indeed the euro fit from the looks of it.
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 27 May 2010 04:39 (thirteen years ago) link
g.s. fat mantis"when come bring pie"
― establishment man cloggin up ur spills (Hunt3r), Thursday, 27 May 2010 05:42 (thirteen years ago) link
dude i was thinking i had not seen 'when come (back) bring pie' on ilx in at least 5 years, so i searched and you had used it...today??
― establishment man cloggin up ur spills (Hunt3r), Thursday, 27 May 2010 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link
yesterday iirc
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 27 May 2010 06:06 (thirteen years ago) link
for jersey i was kinda imagining an intentionally bad shop of the obese lampre dude with a BIG mantis head and arms standing behind... that ritte
― establishment man cloggin up ur spills (Hunt3r), Thursday, 27 May 2010 06:09 (thirteen years ago) link
'when bridging up, bring pie'
― erotic geometry (haitch), Thursday, 27 May 2010 06:11 (thirteen years ago) link
http://nyvelocity.com/content/features/2010/kit-watch-jonathan-adler-racing
meditations on finer points of kit design. featuring our beloved.
― establishment man cloggin up ur spills (Hunt3r), Thursday, 27 May 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link
What about: Adler packed a tight bowl
lollll
― erotic geometry (haitch), Friday, 28 May 2010 10:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twinsix-images.s3.amazonaws.com/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/t/6/t610j05_lg_1.jpg
― flamelurker (cozen), Friday, 11 June 2010 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link
totally missed this thread tbh
― flapjackin (gbx), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 05:10 (thirteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1097/4729009916_002e2d65f1.jpg
― flapjackin (gbx), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I would def buy a Fat Mantis jersey in Finnish.
― Mark C, Thursday, 24 June 2010 10:36 (thirteen years ago) link
ok that is awesome, would definitely buy a jersey with that on (possibly with pies on the rear pockets as well)
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 24 June 2010 10:52 (thirteen years ago) link
:D
― flapjackin (gbx), Friday, 25 June 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link
it is finnish for "when come back bring pie" btw, or at least according to google translator
― flapjackin (gbx), Friday, 25 June 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
btw my friend took an insane picture of a praying mantis just cruising around.... on an urban San Diego street (wtf!), you have to see this:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2598/3873947048_f5f8661ce7_z.jpg
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 25 June 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
"sup"
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 25 June 2010 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Invisible Bike
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 25 June 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link
all we need now is a wondering graphic designer to synthesise these ideas
wandering, even
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 25 June 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah srsly someone get on this
― flapjackin (gbx), Sunday, 27 June 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link
need tuomas to check my finnish
― flapjackin (gbx), Sunday, 27 June 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link
I will see if I can persuade my one artistic colleague to take a stab at this in illustrator. She will like the pie aspect.
http://community.post-gazette.com/blogs/citywalkabout/archive/2010/03/16/did-you-get-a-pie.aspxhttp://qtpieproject.wordpress.com/
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 28 June 2010 13:45 (thirteen years ago) link
I follow Charlie Wegelius on Twitter, I could ask him to check the language?
― Mark C, Monday, 28 June 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't think shasta is allowed to join this team. he is almost as skinny as me
― jaxon, Friday, 2 July 2010 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link
wait, you're fat????
― fresno's wet (gbx), Friday, 2 July 2010 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link
My waist is smaller than jaxy's imho.
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 July 2010 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link
off the team
― fresno's wet (gbx), Friday, 2 July 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link
btw still want FM kit
― fresno's wet (gbx), Friday, 2 July 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link
working on the graphic design thing
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 3 July 2010 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
yessssss
― fresno's wet (gbx), Saturday, 3 July 2010 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.soccernucleus.com/ProductImages/mexico/mexico%20home%20soccer%20jersey%20nsh.jpg
swap the white V for a lime green one, split the other color fields between white and navy blue imo
― fresno's wet (gbx), Saturday, 3 July 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Keep the FMF crest and the subtle Aztec calender embossing though
― sous les paves, Sunday, 4 July 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link
OK, I am negotiating a deal with my friend to do the design work. Are we willing to take some sponsorship in return for the design, either for the QTPi(e) project above or for the "Caravan Collective" an effort to promote the american dream by selling hotdogs to hipsters.
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4135/4773767641_0a6af5d1d1.jpg
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 8 July 2010 13:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Ah, I see, shoulders/sleeves are still empty
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link
what is the colorway
― asking a dog for permission to throw a party (gbx), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Undecided, care to throw up some swatches?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
side panel (underarm to waist) suggestion (cost permitting):
(L) EAT TO RIDE(R) RIDE TO EAT
I know it's not original (poached from Hunt3r's bros) but could anything say it better than that?
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Essentially any shade you want as they do it by sublimation printing. I like the green from the current maillot vert, too much to have Euskatel orange side panels and chevron? (NB should not be trusted on colours)
I like the idea of a sans serif typeface like the bernard one.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link
sounds similar to schleck's motto painted on his specialised "I don't dream my life I live my dreams"
― colnagl (cozen), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
white/navy/lime green (chevron across chest continues into sleeves: "M")
― asking a dog for permission to throw a party (gbx), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link
anything but footon servetto nude
― colnagl (cozen), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link
should poll best and ugliest TdF strips. Footon Servetoo ftw ugliest.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link
lighter blue (violet ?)instead of navy works best with lime green colorways (according to industry reports!), also reminds me of my vintage adidas oregons trainers.
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link
would win ugliest bike if it were't for Mark Cavendish's custom Ninja blood spattered Scott F01
xpost
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link
can't see past the OLO canyon's for sexiest bikes ;_;
― colnagl (cozen), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Would poll TdF bikes but there is nowhere I can find with images of all 22 teams handy, not helped by leaders riding different frames either.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link
really like the boattail flick at the seat clamp on the EUS orbea Orca
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link
my tdf getup:
lampre kitcatlike whisper pluscanyonoakley radars
― colnagl (cozen), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Cyclesport Sweden/Magnus Maximus is pretty horrible as well.http://cdn.media.cyclingnews.com/photos/2009/news/apr09/apr08news_backstedt/2009-GPN-Team_CyclesportSweden_600.jpg
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
"How about monochrome coffee beans... and a cartoon viking portrait?!?!?!?!111"
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link
does anyone follow magnus' twitter? does he really have his 5yo daughter out racing?
― colnagl (cozen), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link
my tdf get-uphttp://tenerife-training.net/Tenerife-News-Cycling-Blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/fat-cyclist-in-lycra.jpg
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
oh ja forgot to rep the birkenstocks
― colnagl (cozen), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Cofidis have a good kit. Columbia's is awful. Garmin doesn't do it for me either, Radioshack is a bit robotic. I like Astana's colourscheme but they're tainted. Euskeltal kit is great, but somehow Rabobank isn't. Lampre's over the top. Saxobank is okay.
― Mark C, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link
cervelo is classy
― colnagl (cozen), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah I dig it.
noizers might appreciate Team Super Relax. I know a bunch of people on Team Pegasus and think their shit is fantastic.
― asking a dog for permission to throw a party (gbx), Monday, 12 July 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
p.classyhttp://iminusd.com/2010/07/13/iminusd-cycling-kit/
anyway even tho I'm broke as a joke put me down for a jersey
― colnagl (cozen), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 10:45 (thirteen years ago) link
guys, what? Sky kit v v attractive & classy on bike. A+ IMO
even tho from behind they look a bit like pavement ready to be ridden.
I'm an old skool grumpster. Carry on.
― soviet, Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link
why is like every kit this year gray and red? boooooring
― Enter nothing in the dialog and click 'OK' (Hunt3r), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
soooo my friend that does the team pegasus kit has said she might MIGHT have time to gin something up for Fat Mantis
watch this space
― g++ (gbx), Friday, 8 July 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link
Incidentally the person who promised to do the fatmantis kit is currently failing to deliver t-shirts for our softball team.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 9 July 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link
Can we have green paisley ala jva?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 9 July 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link
feel like jva sorta 'owns' paisley at this point!
we should do houndstooth imo
― g++ (gbx), Saturday, 9 July 2011 21:24 (twelve years ago) link
puppytooth
― cakesharts (cozen), Sunday, 10 July 2011 08:08 (twelve years ago) link
our friday night riders have our own jersey now, black with white horizontal stripe lined with green, oh yeah, and a whopping great red star front and back. is really rather nice.
― problem chimp (Porkpie), Sunday, 10 July 2011 12:09 (twelve years ago) link
Houndstooth OK.
What about Z vetements stule with the fat mantis in the star?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 10 July 2011 18:00 (twelve years ago) link
Wouldn't be my choice.
― Mark C, Sunday, 10 July 2011 20:03 (twelve years ago) link
My opinion counts for very little given my failure to produce.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 10 July 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
yeah well that effort failed, too
― (╯°□°)╯︵ ya, (╯°□°)╯︵ ya for real (gbx), Thursday, 6 October 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.velominati.com/wp-content/plugins/dm-albums/php/image.php?degrees=0&scale=yes&width=600&height=700&quality=85&maintain_aspect=yes&rounding=nearest&image=/home/frankdstrack/velominati.com/wp-content/uploads/readers/jimmy/2012.09.14.20.31.24/715261667_6d4a729dc0_o.jpg
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.strava.com/clubs/fatmantii
― cozen, Saturday, 5 October 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link