New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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uh that's not today's presentation

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Netflix!

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link

fuk PDFs in iBooks, how about Georgia or some other font that doesn't like like bitmapped ass?

stet, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

look like even

stet, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

lol Jobs "the reception on the old iPhone was shitty, but we blamed AT&T for all those years"

James Mitchell, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Screen on that is lush. Makes iPad look like a Mac Classic

stet, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link

RETINA DISPLAY IT'S THE SAME AS FINE PRINTED PAPER

James Mitchell, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link

it's built out of retinas, kind of crazy

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.retinadisplay.com is already taken, somebody is quick on the draw.

James Mitchell, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Engadget: "10:42AM "Okay, we're going to switch over to some backups here, I have a feeling we might have the same problem..." Deadly silent here. Oooh, error ballon about the dock connector! "Well geez..." Wow."

O_O

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

cutty, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

iphone 4 will end your complaints about 3g service, replace them with wifi errors

joe, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

magical and revolutionary Wifi errors

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Seven years of real world battery usage per retina display pixel, as long as you don't install any Adobe products on your desktop.

James Mitchell, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link

my pacemaker was running flash & syncing w/ my iPhone & then it crashed & now I am a ghost so yeah, fuck Flash

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

CAMERA CAPTURES PHOTONS

James Mitchell, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

did I step into a hot tub time machine? 5MP camera?!

stick em up ლ(-_-ლ) (cozen), Monday, 7 June 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

ooh backlit sensor. could finally get decent low light photos from a phone.

joe, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

HD video recording!

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

cozen, more megapixels usually means a worse image on a sensor as small as a phone.

joe, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

ja, I'm just kidding

the 3MP camera on the og iphone was pretty good I thought

stick em up ლ(-_-ლ) (cozen), Monday, 7 June 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Bet Adobe are glad there's flash on the back of it.

James Mitchell, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

when's the iPod Shuffle gonna get iMovie? :-/

what a fuckin disaster for this company

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

looool @ James's post, btw

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

shit, what now?

stick em up ლ(-_-ლ) (cozen), Monday, 7 June 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

ha! engadget have 3G

stick em up ლ(-_-ლ) (cozen), Monday, 7 June 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

iOs 4, catchy.

James Mitchell, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

loooooool

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

they haven't done a live video stream for years. i think it's to do with rights for music, etc. the last one i watched live was the wwdc in 2003.

caek, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

iTunes 4 cloud plz

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

326dpi is what i am talking about

caek, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

cmon' cloud music

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

fuckin iAds

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, they're cool, but i'd rather have some iTunes cloud service tbh

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

you know this is a developer's conference, right?

caek, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Always wanted banner ads on my retina display, punching the monkey to capture photons.

James Mitchell, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

you know this is a developer's conference, right?

― caek, Monday, June 7, 2010 2:23 PM (2 minutes ago)

\(O_o)/

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

develop me some cloudmusic!

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

developers need to start thinking about cloud and not expect me to be sitting near a Mac and pressing "sync" all the time as well, tbf

stet, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

otm

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

not really a problem this room full of ex-windows-user iphone devs are going to fix

caek, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

: (

caek, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

no ichat argh

cutty, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

HERE WE GO

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Ive?

James Mitchell, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

VIDEO CALLING FTL

James Mitchell, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

looool

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

video chat.. as if the front facing camera didn't give that one away

0xCAFED00D (LOLK), Monday, 7 June 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i pretty much never want to see anybody's face when i'm talking to them, thanks

ksh, Monday, 7 June 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link


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