i like to be ready for a blowjob at any moments notice
― cutty, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link
bidets r unsanitary
so is shitting
― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link
UPDATE:
some kind janitorial soul put some air freshener spray in the men's room!
― cutty, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
we have the automatic ones at my job. with the hand held spays for backup
― carne asada, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link
hand held spays?
― Tom D., Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link
sprays
― carne asada, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
cutty, do you sit on the seat or are you one of those people who squats over it and then flushes with his foot?
― sanskrit, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link
i do notice a lack of ass gaskets in most public restrooms on the east coast. those things are nice
― carne asada, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link
I suspect he uses an elaborate system of gears and pulleys that allow him to hover over the bowl (xp)
― Tom D., Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link
guys, the toilet paper shield.
you line the seat with toilet paper, then sit on the toilet paper.
and then wrap your hand in toilet paper when you flush
― ken c, Thursday, 23 August 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link
and then leave the toilet paper on the seat so when i walk in later i get to scratch my head and say wtf?
― sanskrit, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link
i barely understand people being afraid of toilet seat buttcheek germs. but to be afraid of your own buttcheek germs?
― sanskrit, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
cutty in Nude Spock shocker
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link
That takes all the fun out of kicking.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Woman love to get manicures and pedicures, I call this the "assicure" It has a meaningful name Ass I Cure, it's self explanitory..yes, it is up to you to cure that hideous ass smell and here is how you do it in the shower. Pamper yourself, get the water luke warm and try to get the shower nozzle to propel the water quickly. Begin by turning in the opposite direction of the shower, about 180 degrees to where the nozzle in shooting directly down your ass crack. Position yourself at a 90 degree angle, butt up nice and high, reach around and spread your butt cheeks and let the water do its magic. The object is to really clean out the crevices of your brown eye, wedged up about a 1/4 inch of the butthole is some fecal matter that masks itself like a bat in a cave. This will allow the water to loosen it up for the wash cloth lathering. The next step is to lather your wash cloth with some bodywash or soap bar. Reach around and scrub it good, go ahead and wrap the towel around a finger of choice (i use my middle finger) and put that finger up your asshole and move it around in a circular motion. Go ahead and scrub nice and good up the butt crack to make sure you get all the grease. After you are done, rinse well then repeat step 1.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/35584837.html
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link
it's not the germs, it's the cum.
― ken c, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Where do you work again, ken?
― Tom D., Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:09 (sixteen years ago) link
why, tempted to join?
― ken c, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Any vacancies?
― Tom D., Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link
there are certainly cavities
― ken c, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link
this has the ring of an old wives tale to me. How is toilet paper sanitary? How are chapped sphincters and skid marks in any way preferable?
― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link
I've never actually used a bidet so maybe someone else can enlighten me here, but for the same reasons that you don't wipe back-to-front, I don't really want a stream of water carrying fecal matter/bacteria to wash across all my parts. Plus water alone doesn't bond to oil and grease and dirt since grease & oil are hydro-phobic, so unless there's some soap being used here, you might as well just wipe.
― Laurel, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link
It's good for after peeing too. And just keeping your parts fresh in general.
― Ms Misery, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link
most bidets have a soap dispenser
(i almost typed soup)
― cutty, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link
the soap is usually on a little shelf just next to the bidet
i don't normally use a bidet for the area under discussion, though
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link
you use it for the face?
― cutty, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link
shoulders
― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link
THE ASS
jesus, people
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link
now i'm totally confused. You do use it for your ass, or you don't?
― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Where's Dan when we need him.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link
i think he was just letting us know he doesn't have a vagina to clean
― cutty, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I'll play a couple games of Tetris while I'm waiting for things to, er, work themselves out
YES. Though I feel somewhat shamed when others come in and can hear the clicking of my cellphone buttons.
I work in a large public building with at least 10 bathrooms in it, so I can shit relatively anonymously when I need to. I do go at home before work, but sometimes you gotta go twice after the coffee's had a chance to settle.
― joygoat, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Still thinking about soup dispensers over here. Must be lunchtime.
― Laurel, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link
just don't put it in your vagina
― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link
broccoli cheese infections are the worst, totally.
omg I just totally grossed myself out. That's not easy to do.
― kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link
The toilet at work is better than my home one. At work, I've got a bar installed on the wall to hold on to. The seat is longer where nothing is in danger of touching the rim. I only have to flush it once for everything to go away.
There's even a secret bathroom here that I found, one used by the wine bar that shares our building. Before 4 p.m., that place is deserted! Most days, I'm like Tenzing Norgay in there.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 23 August 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
HOW many facets of public toilet use can this board throughly discuss? Why have people attempted to answer this question (indericetly)?
― Abbott, Thursday, 23 August 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link
lol @ deej gettin real serious
― luriqua, Thursday, 23 August 2007 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link
nabisco OTM.
― Dandy Don Weiner, Thursday, 23 August 2007 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link
This thread reads like excerpts from one of the Enderby novels.
That's not praise.
― Dickerson Pike, Thursday, 23 August 2007 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link
I like the idea of taking a little 15-minute vacation on the bidet with the sports section.
― Eazy, Thursday, 23 August 2007 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm curious as to why you need a bar to hold on to when you take a shit
― cutty, Thursday, 23 August 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link
I think even Tuomas knows that stall w/ bar = for wheelchair-bound folks.
― David R., Thursday, 23 August 2007 23:08 (sixteen years ago) link
if pleasant plains is wheelchair bound (maybe i'm ignorant) shouldn't he have one of those bars at home?
― cutty, Thursday, 23 August 2007 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm not wheelchair-bound, but it's nice to have the leverage.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 23 August 2007 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link
u old
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 23 August 2007 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link
u wait
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link
where's did this thing about oil and grease?
― ken c, Friday, 24 August 2007 00:07 (sixteen years ago) link
come about?