101 Booziest Counties in the USA -- or, Li'l Rhody is A Drunk

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king county WA # 1 west of the mississippi baby!

Also, #1 in million-plus populated county. (actually close to 2 mil)

When do we coup t'etat the fucking WA Liquor Board already? Goddamn. I think my life would be 500% more fun if we re-elected the entire board, and these are primarily for non-booze reasons!

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link

i dont get it, i read recently that denver was the most 'dangerously drunk' city in america. and i was sort of proud.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

maybe we're just dangerous drunks and these stats are about overall drunkeness

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

these stats seem like they're more about social sippers and not DRUNKS

jergïns, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

one raging drunk cannot overcome a dozen tetotalling grannies

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

One raging drunk and a dozen teatotalling grannies enter, one raging drunk leaves.

Oilyrags, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

12/21 NJ counties represented

impudent harlot, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

how many of these are "wine track" counties?

gabbneb, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

are these over-21 residents?

gabbneb, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link

the missing link between NYC and indian reservations

gabbneb, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.city-data.com/top2/h178.html

gabbneb, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link

ok king-sized lols at Dakota County, you know it's all because of HSTNGS

HI DERE, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.unusualmaps.com/Consumption.gif

dowd, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link

This map illustrates the average number of litres of alcohol consumed per capita based on data from 2003. The figures for individual states were taken from the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism (NIAAA) and the figures for the other countries were taken from the Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD).

dowd, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

lots of lushes in greenland?

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

So NO counties in CA even ranked?

Dude. We have the best wineries in America, and lots of the best breweries. WTF?

B.L.A.M., Tuesday, 1 April 2008 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link

oh my goodness, i live in the second booziest county in the US

remy bean, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

wow good for me

remy bean, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link

N0T EVEN EVERKLEAR SOLD IN RALPHS MARKIT CAN MAKE CALI BOOZY LOL

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 23:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Cook County gettin' killed by Lake and DuPage. Step it up Chicagoans.

-- jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 10:04 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Haha Lake County is crushing you with our golf courses.

felicity, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link

So NO counties in CA even ranked?

Dude. We have the best wineries in America, and lots of the best breweries. WTF?

-- B.L.A.M., Tuesday, April 1, 2008 4:24 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

You also have a shit-ton of athletes and health nuts.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Looks like Delaware's havin' a little party though.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link


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