― Chupa-Cabras, Sunday, 28 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Colin Meeder, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
5,000-year-old prosthetic eye made from a mixture of natural tar and animal fat. This incredible object was found near the city of Zabol in Iran. The world's earliest prosthetic eye, which was once painted gold, was worn by an ancient priestess who stood 6’ tall. #goldeneye pic.twitter.com/BfvPznPPs6— Lindsey Fitzharris (@DrLindseyFitz) October 14, 2018
― mark s, Monday, 15 October 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link
Speaking of archaeology, this thread speaks volumes about the primitive culture of paleo-ilx.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 15 October 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link
i don't understand why i'm not on it tbh
― mark s, Monday, 15 October 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link
Your mama got a glass eye with the fish in it(Your mama got a glass eye with the fish in it)Your mama got a glass eye with the fish in itYa mama, ya mama, ya mama
― calzino, Monday, 15 October 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link
That priestess sounds awesome.
― chap, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 10:21 (five years ago) link
we aren't allowed to drink the sarcopahgus juice or eat the tomb cheese, can we at least have a suck on the animal fat eye
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 10:27 (five years ago) link
i want to date her, luckily there's no age gap so it's not creepy
― mark s, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 10:27 (five years ago) link
tv show about giant priestess with a glinting golden eye when ffs
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 10:35 (five years ago) link
"In time of ancient gods, warlords and kings, a land in turmoil cried out for a hero. She was Xena, a monocled lady vicar forged in the heat of raffle tickets for the fete"
― mark s, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 10:52 (five years ago) link
is this real? that twitter bio says "storyteller" in addition to "medical historian." regardless, that priestess does sound like one of the cooler humans to have lived
― Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 11:53 (five years ago) link
definitely real, it's on the internet
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:05 (five years ago) link
the megalithic portal carried the story* so i for one am convincedtineye traces the photo back to an italian site
*(in 2007)
― mark s, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:12 (five years ago) link
There was a popular N64 game based upon this historical figure, if I'm not mistaken, which I rarely am.
― Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:18 (five years ago) link
there's a link in the comments to a reconstruction of her face
https://www.kavehfarrokh.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Persia-5000-year-odl-Woman-3.jpg
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:19 (five years ago) link
yes, it was banjo-kazooie iirc
i fancy her more w/o make-up* tbh
*flesh****still not creepy
― mark s, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:23 (five years ago) link
itt: mark s sexually objectifies the remains of someone who's been dead since before the extinction of woolly mammoths
― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:25 (five years ago) link
like i said, no age gap, no problem
― mark s, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:27 (five years ago) link
Thank u for helping me finally crack the code on my Harold & Maude reboot pitch.
― Extra Shprankles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:30 (five years ago) link