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it starts at 7 i think.

i'm only in it for the commercials since my beloved fucking loser-ass eagles died an ignoble death.

"Ast Game of the Season," the classic early-'70s tearjerker about the high school football player who never got to play, with the blind father who always showed up.

Then one day the father dies, the kid goes to the game, gets in and is a hero, and of course mentions that his father finally got to see him play.

Isn't it a little late to be compiling a song list now?

doesnt black flags 'tv party' mention watching football?

t.v. party tonight. t.v. party tonight. t.v. party tonight. t.v. party tonight. we're gonna have a t.v. party tonight... alright. we're gonna have a t.v. party... alright... tonight. we've got nothing better to do, than watch t.v. and have a couple of brews. everybody's gonna hang out here tonight... alright. we'll pass out on the couch alright... tonight. we've got nothing better to do, than watch t.v. and have a couple of brews. don't talk about anything else... we don't want to know. we're dedicated to our favorite shows. we sit glued to the t.v. all night... and every night. why go into the outside world at all... it's such a fright. we've got nothing better to do than watch t.v. and have a couple of brews. t.v. news shows what it's like out there... it's a scare. you can go out... if you want... we wouldn't dare! we've got nothing better to do than watch t.v. and have a couple of brews. don't talk about anything else... we don't want to know. we're dedicated to our favorite shows. i wouldn't be without my t.v. for a day... or even a minute! i don't bother to use my brain anymore... there's nothing left in it. wait a minute, my t.v. set doesn't work. it's broken! what are we gonna do tonight. this isn't fair. we're hurtin'! we've got nothing left to do. left with no t.v., just a couple of brews. what are we gonna talk about... i don't know. we're gonna miss our favorite shows. no t.v. party tonight

there is the detroit lions version of 'another one bites the dust' with jimmy 'spiderman' allen.

Oh my. That is probably the worse Queen song. Why would they do a cover of it?

my fave part of outkast's 'the whole world' is the randy moss shoutout

--My one goal, and I really hope to accomplish it, is to not see a single frame of the Super Bowl this year.

--Real conversation I had at a gas station:
Attendant: So you watching the Super Bowl?
Me: (Trying to avoid awkwardness) Uhh... yeah.
Attendant: Who are you rooting for?
Me: Uhhh... uhmmm... I don't know, I mean, I just uhh, like the game.

--There is nothing in the world more depressing than people discussiong their favorite commercials.

i am obligated to root for the patriots and get drunk and pass out before halftime.

the lions did a cover because that year i think they won 5 games, there was reason to party.

I think ironic superbowl watching is a dud. I prefer not watching it instead.

"Lions (Linden)" by Pavement is about football.

"my" team won, and so I am happy.

Superbowl Party Anthem: DK's TOO DRUNK TO F*CK
Superbowl theme for the losing team: DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY
Superbowl theme for the winning team PUT 'EM ON THE GLASS