Putting syrup on pork based breakfast products: taste sensation or act of madness?

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Bedfordshire Clanger!

― Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 10 July 2003 11:02 (twenty years ago) link

Mooro's found a name for his impending autobiography.

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 10 July 2003 11:03 (twenty years ago) link

Tim, have you heard me whistling????

― Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 10 July 2003 11:11 (twenty years ago) link

No but I bet you could whistle like my Gran's kettle if you put your mind to it.

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 10 July 2003 11:15 (twenty years ago) link

Sam, the British negativity dries up pretty much as soon as cabbage leaves the thread (cabbage on pizza? It could work...) :)

I like syrup with muh pancakes/waffles 'n' sausage 'n' bacon. I'd only ever eat it in the States cos, like, I respect my arteries too much (and as I'd only be in the States on holiday, I can justify furring myself up).

Pizza is just a nineteenth century invention designed to combine whatever foodstuffs you have around, isn't it? So if you have a jar of mayo in the fridge, why not? Apart from the fact that it'd be disgsuting, slimy and over-rich, and you'd turn into a balloon you greedy freak.

Maybe pizza is one of those dishes which is only truly appreciated in its simplest form, with totmoato and mozzarella and a nice, thin base. I always heap loads of stuff on mine, but I'm a fat pig, not a gourmet.

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 10 July 2003 11:17 (twenty years ago) link

"I put syrup on everything, it makes me strong!"
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/meast/07/09/offbeat.big.kids.ap/story.four.ap.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 10 July 2003 14:04 (twenty years ago) link

Mole rocks the hiz-zouh.

Let me state it now, anyone who dares to venture down Texas way for FAP madness will be taken to my abuela's house for chicken mole. mmmm.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 10 July 2003 15:54 (twenty years ago) link

I'm there, (as if I wasn't already).

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 10 July 2003 15:58 (twenty years ago) link

Ed = instant vomfest

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 10 July 2003 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

That kid has bigger tits than I do. Jesus.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:00 (twenty years ago) link

Proper cornish pastie = sweet and savoury segments.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

What about Monte Cristo? Ham, turkey, swiss cheese, cheddar cheese on french toast deep-fried and honey poured over it. DOes that sound G00d?!

― Mandee, Friday, 11 July 2003 00:35 (twenty years ago) link

Let me state it now, anyone who dares to venture down Texas way for FAP madness will be taken to my abuela's house for chicken mole. mmmm.

If your abuela can also make good homemade corn tortillas, I am SO there. Even if I have to fight my way in and endure whispered comments of, "So, what does the new girl think she's doing around here, huh?" Mole (again, not the cute little furry woodland creature*) is indeed quite yummy mummy. Mmm.

*: I'm not even sure if they ARE indeed woodland creatures, to be honest. They might be. I dunno.

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 11 July 2003 01:29 (twenty years ago) link

ew ew ew ew ew ew monte christo ew ew ew ew ew ew

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 11 July 2003 06:20 (twenty years ago) link

Monte Cristos are good (though god have mercy on anyone who manages/needs more than four bites of one) but powdered sugar and jelly is the way to go, instead of honey. It is (maybe) the most disgustingly gluttonous thing I've eaten though.

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 06:40 (twenty years ago) link

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the concept.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 11 July 2003 15:43 (twenty years ago) link

It doesn't compute. At all. WTF?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:20 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, maybe if I was pregnant, I'd eat that.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:20 (twenty years ago) link

You would try to kill the baby that way? What a heartless bitch.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:21 (twenty years ago) link

Like you expected anything else, how long have we known each other?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:21 (twenty years ago) link

I thought that you would sell it on the internet to buy Manics rarities!

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

I kind of have all of them now...maybe if I could sell it for Adam Ant's King of the Wild Frontier-era jacket? If it was a robot baby, I'd keep it.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:23 (twenty years ago) link

Like, is everything deep fried together? In batter?

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:24 (twenty years ago) link

Because that would be truly grotesque.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:24 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, it's ok otherwise?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:24 (twenty years ago) link

avert ye eyes!

http://www.savoirfaire.ca/episode_archive/pics/040.jpg

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:25 (twenty years ago) link

I would definitely sell my babies for a jacket like that. A robot baby is of course another story...

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:25 (twenty years ago) link

No no, but it's easier to understand. To cope with. To bear.

(xpost)

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:25 (twenty years ago) link

I'd sell my babies for, like, nothing. They'd be better off with gypsies.

Robot babies don't need food, right? That I can deal with.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

Never ages either. This might or might not be a plus.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:36 (twenty years ago) link

Never ages either. This might or might not be a plus.

Very true. They couldn't grow up and become your robot maid or robot chauffeur, for instance.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:38 (twenty years ago) link

But how to get a robot baby?

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:40 (twenty years ago) link

Get busy with a robot.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:41 (twenty years ago) link

If it's Jude Law, I think Nicole's in line already.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:41 (twenty years ago) link

(The above Ally/Nicole exchange is should seriously be worked into a sitcom.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:44 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, it has, it was called Small Wonder, Dan.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 11 July 2003 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.thecostumer.com/upload/pig_mask.jpg

PLUS

http://www.saskatoonberry.com/NewProducts/NSSaskatoonSyrup.jpg

EQUALS

http://members.tripod.com/kd2001/vommie/images/barf_boy.gif

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 July 2003 04:15 (twenty years ago) link

FINALLY WE KNOW THE TRIPOD SECRET!

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 27 July 2003 04:47 (twenty years ago) link

unintended humor is always better than intended humor

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 27 July 2003 04:48 (twenty years ago) link

you can pour syrup on my park-based product and eat it any time you want ...

... oh wait

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:08 (twenty years ago) link

five months pass...

what a fascinating thread

― america's first municipal lunatic asylum (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago) link

I kind of wish the randomiser didn't exist sometimes (not for this thread tho)

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 17:22 (twenty years ago) link

I love pork. I love sugar.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 17:50 (twenty years ago) link

(I just realized the sexual connotations of both those statements.)

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

So did we, and that's what makes you such a great addition to ILX, Jeanne.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 17:53 (twenty years ago) link

i like how ned flipped out over pineapple pizza.

― Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 17:55 (twenty years ago) link

I like how Ally said she goes on "beef benders" for a week at a time. Hahahaha! "Beef benders."

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 17:57 (twenty years ago) link

i like how ned flipped out over pineapple pizza.

The heathens will yet convert.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 January 2004 02:11 (twenty years ago) link

It's just plain wrong.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 15 January 2004 02:30 (twenty years ago) link

Your soul yearns for freedom.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 January 2004 02:31 (twenty years ago) link

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