BESTIALITY - which would you fuck?

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Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

lol some of you actually voted in this

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

number of votes in this poll vs. number of sb's LJ got as a result of starting this poll

sarahel, Monday, 28 June 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Turtle 1

:/

got you all in ♜ ♔ (dyao), Monday, 28 June 2010 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnVOt2LK2Gg

sarahel, Monday, 28 June 2010 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link

lol some of you actually voted in this

― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Monday, June 28, 2010 12:03 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

NICE TRY

my weekly race thread (history mayne), Monday, 28 June 2010 08:12 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

puma.

nostormo, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

I voted shark.

I'd give him my arm and then my wiener.

― ride like the whinge (Zachary Taylor), Friday, June 18, 2010 6:56 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rahrah avis (imago), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 18:50 (eight years ago) link

'gal i'm romancing' is the only regrettable aspect of this thread fyi

rahrah avis (imago), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 18:51 (eight years ago) link

how many gals ago was it?

sarahell, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link

there ought to be a "buffalo gal" joke in here but i'm not doing the work

2 jazz boys 1 jazz cup (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link

see this is my breakdown of your contributions to this thread, in order of most regrettable -> least regrettable:

insinuating that pandas eat seals > starting an ilx thread about which animal you would fuck >>>>> reviving this thread after 3 years with no new developments/pix >>>>>>> not voting in your own poll > no option for 'coelacanth' ;_; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'gal i'm romancing'

(this is subject to revision pending any new and exciting post-revival hijinks)

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:13 (eight years ago) link

acoelacanthic

harold loltermeyer (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link

Gal was a misspelling of gull, which is regrettable.

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 21:51 (eight years ago) link

unreg has got me there tbf

rahrah avis (imago), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:00 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

The raccoons are beginning to scatter out, to investigate the chinks and fissures in J.'s threadbare vagina. They scamper into crevasses, they stand on their hind legs and pivot easily on their lush, soft, bushy behinds and look about in all directions. I suppose those mountains of sweetmeats and pastries attracted them; their liveliness made it seem that the food either couldn't be consumed or was insubstantial. And now, in the immemorial manner of raccoons, they're beginning to investigate.

progge went a-courtin' (unregistered), Sunday, 23 April 2017 22:54 (six years ago) link

r u sayin u would fuck that ^

Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 April 2017 23:07 (six years ago) link

Oh my god how did you dig that up

I miss my Hunter Age 3 t-shirt

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 April 2017 23:20 (six years ago) link

Thought this revive would be about this: https://twitter.com/rey_z/status/856101892010758145

emil.y, Monday, 24 April 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

Voted Brown Bear. And wait til you hear what i would like to d-

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 02:59 (four years ago) link

no hoover no cred

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 November 2019 03:33 (four years ago) link

Why does fucking an ostrich seem so much more screwed up than any other animal?

― fuck it, we're going to Olive Garden® (Z S), Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:55 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Zach is the ginger??

cryborg (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 November 2019 04:23 (four years ago) link


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