Another fucking spree shooting. Great.

...but what if he slips through the net?

Mesh issues, what you need there isn't police it's trawlermen, maybe a cross-organisational alliance?

i know i shouldn't really laugh, but ned's net gag just made me giggle somewhat.

His Facebook messages:

Friday 11.21am Just got out the slammer to a totally fucked life.

11.32am Lost my business. Kids to s services. Gonna lose my home and lost my mrs of nearly 6 years to a copper. Like they havent fucked my life enough over the years.

11.37am Well she aint the lassy I thought she was. Cant win the kids, as police have fucked me over there too.

11.44am Mate this ones a hard knock. Its that whole rebuilding life from scratch thing. Iaint 21 anymore.

11.54am Fucking strange how someone youve spent so long and treasured can turn on you like a pitbull. If Id fucked of with someone else id feel pretty shitty and definately twist the knife etc this ones a double hard knock.

12.22pm yea when its over its all a pile of chaos. How did a guy who had it all end up in this situation.

12.30pm Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, so if a lass can really love you and treat you right, then they can also swing the complete oppposite way eventually.

I ain't no coward.

http://auer83.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/o_rly1.jpg

^ he'll be writing a 49 page letter about how I ruined his life next

I ain't noel coward

http://halfhearteddude.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/noel_coward.jpg
"o rly"

Mad Dogs and Englishmen

so this guy shows up at a mate's house, police question the mate for hours the next day... then the guy shows up at mate's house AGAIN and no policeman is keeping an eye out????? christ

Not exactly covering themselves in glory here, the Northumbrian police

Odd, because usually when one of their own is involved, police efficiency rates miraculously improve exponentially

well yes let's not lose sight of the real villains here, the police.

^daraoulmoat

Oh blah blah blah but those inefficient fuckers are supposed to be protecting us (xp)

yeah but protecting ye from psycho gunmen on the run, it's not exactly sheepherding either.

altho as i said the melodrama of the public statements is a bit 'it's my chance to shine, ma'

Suddenly realised I've been to Rothbury very recently when I went to Cragside. If he can get there, mingle with the NT visitors, have a nice cream tea, that'll probably calm him down no end.

not blaming the police for anything.. and i guess it is easy to be all 20/20 hindsight and pile on any mistakes but seriously.. i'd imagine posting a set of eyes at the mate's house would be standard practice. no doubt it's a fucking weird feeling to be a policeman up there right now though, knowing you're this guy's explicit target!

well yeah that's not great stuff from the lads, they won't be happy when they see that later, as mick mccarthy would probably put it

Details emerged yesterday of a 49-page letter, dated 4 July, that Moat had written to police.

pretty sure 49 pages is a record for this kind of work, good going Newcastle

And they say the art of writing letters is dead

Dear Fascist bully boy...

Love the way Sky keep calling him a "quiet family man".

I never cheated on her, I wish she hadn't on me. She pulled the trigger by doing so just as much as me.

aaaaaagh, I wish serious harm on this fuck and a long, long life in prison.

oh, cosigned and i'm pretty sure that goes without saying WmC, but i'm also sure that any number of psycho profiles could claim this guy as a poster boy too.

49 pages in the same rambling incoherent waahburger style thrown together above is pretty managable imo, btw

Should send Douglas Hogg up there to clean him up.

Gonna lose my home and lost my mrs of nearly 6 years to a copper.

i know this is a mostly irrelevant detail to get hung up on, but isn't she 22 years old?

i lost my mrs of nearly 6 yrs to a biker, must shoot me a few on the way home iirc.

i know this is a mostly irrelevant detail to get hung up on, but isn't she 22 years old?

― c sharp major, Tuesday, July 6, 2010 3:54 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

you can marry at 16 iirc

TOTALLY LEGIT

Indeed, how dare you impugn the morality of this Quiet Family Man

they're not even married n e way, but yeah they hooked up when she was 16, he was 31. kind of shit that bouncers do imo.

Guy in our basement flat was a bouncer. At 18. Took steroids. Reinvented as tarmac dude / builder. Now reinvented as web guru. Mother is knight of the realm. Married at 22. 1 kid and another on the way. Incident pre-marriage in which now-wife assualted him in the street, spitting, swearing, speaking in tongues, scratching face etc etc. I called police, she ended up being taken away in ambulance, escaping, street fight, more police, 2am, fun fun fun.

is that why you moved to the country?

I live in the city. The city of Exeter. Actually they've moved (5 miles) to the country now, and are renting their flat out.

New basement neighbour rental woman is airline accountant. Minor beard. Overweight. Leaves house little.

What was this Moat fellow banged up for in the first place?

hitting his 9mo old kid

"Quiet family man"

Kept his kid quiet.

Neighbours in Fenham, Newcastle, where he lived in a large, semi-detached house said they knew him as "bully boy" because of his menacing appearance. One said she once found one of his daughters by a bus stop wearing a nightdress in the pouring winter rain. She was crying and wearing a bib upon which were written the words: "I've been cheeky to my Daddy."

"It was a nasty incident," the neighbour said. "She must have been only three or four and was absolutely frozen."

Still he's no coward, a three-year old girl holds no fear for him

Mother is knight of the realm.

is this some bizarre code? Am hugely intrigued.

hitting his 9mo old kid

ok wtf hang this dude srsly

she once found one of his daughters by a bus stop wearing a nightdress in the pouring winter rain. She was crying and wearing a bib upon which were written the words: "I've been cheeky to my Daddy."

"It was a nasty incident," the neighbour said. "She must have been only three or four and was absolutely frozen."

fuck. i can't think of anything horrible enough to do to this guy. fuck.

let he who is without sin cast the first stone &c

hitting his 9mo old kid

ok wtf hang this dude srsly

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 16:27 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

sorry should have been 9-year-old, not that it makes him much better when we're already talking about a murderer

wtf

hitting his 9 yo kid to the extent where he served jail time must have been pretty fuckin grim, you'd assume?

let he who is without sin cast the first stone &c

I know, I know, the mob mentality and all that, but I'm quite happy to lie about being without sin in order to allow everyone else to stone this dude to death.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100706060943AAyXQA5