Another fucking spree shooting. Great.

probably only a slipper in the arse, this man is a hero

I don't know, I'd assume fitting an entire slipper into a child's ass would be very uncomfortable for the child

This whole thing is awful btw

'links to newcastle underworld' or so they say tom

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Tuesday, July 6, 2010 4:47 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

xxp good instincts: "Police said today this was his only conviction but revealed he had been arrested 12 times and charged with seven separate offences."

― joe, Tuesday, July 6, 2010 4:48 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark

he was a bouncer! both of these are p much par for the course even if you're not a roided-out hitter-of-children

They should send Ross Kemp in to interview him, no possible negative outcome imo.

She's 22 years old with a 9 year old kid?

Send for Danny Dyer. Come to think of it, maybe Danny Dyer gave this guy some relationship advice.

I doubt the 9 yr old is hers, but not impossible

She's 22 years old with a 9 year old kid?

― James Mitchell, Tuesday, July 6, 2010 4:50 PM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark

i think the kid must be from another lady. he only met the 22-y-o when she was 16, i.e. six years ago.

might have been 5 years ago, if she's had a recent birthday

we may never know

It's the North; it's possible.

Of course, in the West Country it'd be his 16yo cousin

In the West Country they wouldn't know how old she was or quite how they were related.

"Ah done seen her round for quite a time."

Raoul Moat.

Funny name.

Don't be ridiculous. He'd never have been able to get hold of a gun in the West Country.

Hahahahahahaha

Funny true or funny the west country is full of weaponry?

You've seen Farmer Palmer?

Is that from the makers of Postman Pat?

Fucking full of guns, kid.

Farmers, inbreds, German IT works; all loaded with rifles.

I believe they have a few farmers in Ireland

Now I know

Our farmers don't have guns, they have accountants.

They still haven't found this guy... and he's a right big bugger too

Raoul Moat.

Funny name.

crazy name, crazy guy???!!!???!

If you've seen pics of this dude, Tracer, I doubt you'd have any notions of him having being bullied over having a soft name as a child or anything.

it's not a soft name

it's just that he doesn't look like a raoul is all

fuck now i'm on the internet calling his name soft

RIP darraghmac

I don't think he's going to make it to Ireland.

Ryanair staff not going to turn down 20 quid of a fare under any circumstances- they're more afraid of o'leary

Am I a Very Bad Person for laughing at all y'all's posts today?

xp Dermot O'Leary?

No, David O'Leary. Never went easy with the halftime hairdryer.

A terrible man

oh, football...

Taking no chances.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/06/article-1292320-0A579319000005DC-137_634x376.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/06/article-1292320-0A579319000005DC-137_634x376.jpg

Broken Britain - now even fisherman need armed guards.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/06/article-1292320-0A572F90000005DC-435_634x383.jpg

in my day we just clubbed the fish over the head to kill them.

jesus christ. does that guy really have his gun pointed at those women? that's what it looks like.

he really does, action leg stance and everything. wt? unless they've gone through a checkpoint without stopping that's ridiculous

think he is actually aiming at the boot that his pal has just opened hoping raoul moat is inside hiding

think he's using his scope to check out the cougars in the front

Give the guy a break, he won't get much chance to do all this Action Man stuff, stuck up in Northumberland

Oh dear. Proof that spoof news sites are getting increasingly unfunny, if nothing else.

how embarassing

He's been in a tent!

"The tent was recovered in a very secluded, rural area which is difficult to describe."

"The shattering namelessness of the unknown, the horrible, faceless void of rural Northumberland"