Another fucking spree shooting. Great.

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Mr Stobbart said: "Raoul, son, please this has to stop. We don't want anyone else hurt, nee more son."

Guru Meditation (Ste), Thursday, 8 July 2010 10:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Given that he hasn't actually shot anyone for several days despite threatening to, or indeed been seen anywhere, I suspect he will be found somewhere remote having killed himself.

Matt DC, Thursday, 8 July 2010 10:08 (thirteen years ago) link

... rather than face Kay Burley

Oracle Crackers (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 10:10 (thirteen years ago) link

xp Would guess this is why the helicopters fitted with heat-sensing cameras aren't finding him.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 8 July 2010 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Sky have helicopters fitted with heat-sensing cameras?

Oracle Crackers (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe he got eaten by urban foxes

Cooper Temple Paws (NickB), Thursday, 8 July 2010 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Given that he hasn't actually shot anyone for several days despite threatening to, or indeed been seen anywhere, I suspect he will be found somewhere remote having killed himself.

Yeah this thought suddenly occurred to me last night.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 July 2010 10:23 (thirteen years ago) link

He's gone to a lot of effort just to kill himself. I guess it depends on what happens when the 'roids wear off (if and when they do, I have no idea how these things work). More likely drink some dodgy water and get sick. This talk of him being a survival expert seems like macho bs. He's already had a larg-ish fire (luckily for him not spotted by the police but still seen by a farmer "billowing" smoke) and lost his tent. I am confident this will all be over by the end of the w/end one way or another (and I'm not just sayin that because I've paid a not inconsiderable amount for a holiday in the area obviously).

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Thursday, 8 July 2010 10:26 (thirteen years ago) link

xps - ha! heat seeking helicoptors and they still didn't see the fire?

Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Thursday, 8 July 2010 10:27 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.midfielddynamo.com/images/people/england/viz_bacondad_100x120.png

Mr Stobbart said: "Raoul, son, please this has to stop. We don't want anyone else hurt, nee more son."

Psychic... Octopus... Another Mertesac (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 8 July 2010 11:10 (thirteen years ago) link

on the bbc site now, stating that police say that Moat is now a danger to the public. i can't decide whether this statement is a good or bad idea.

Guru Meditation (Ste), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:19 (thirteen years ago) link

meanwhile..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/10552410.stm

Guru Meditation (Ste), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:23 (thirteen years ago) link

xp

The best thing about that police statement was the way they refused to elaborate. Just left it at that.

"...and on that bombshell."

They've closed Cragside now, shit just got real.

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 9 July 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I was looking at an article about Mr Moat just now where it said he was suspected of scrumping for tomatoes. As an American, the verb was unknown to me so I went to dictionary.com to look it up.

Slang Dictionary

scrump definition
(skrəmp)

tv. & in.
to copulate (with) someone. (Usually objectionable.) : The movie showed a scene of some woman scrumping her lover.

I thought, I've heard of bobbing for apples but scrumping for tomatoes?! I love tomatoes as much as the next guy but those had better be some really amazing tomatoes. Also, 'usually objectionable'??!!

Then I googled it...

Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Friday, 9 July 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

which bbc radio station is the best for listening to local coverage?

brotherlovesdub, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Seems like BBC Cumbria is covering it now.

brotherlovesdub, Friday, 9 July 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

theyve found him, he is holding a gun to his head, police are negotiating with him.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

"PLEASE...GO AHEAD...AND...SHOOT"

Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Sky really need a copy of drudgesiren.gif to put up on screen at times like these.

James Mitchell, Friday, 9 July 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

for people not in the UK, this link is live bbc news coverage

http://atdhe.net/watch-bbc-news.php

brotherlovesdub, Friday, 9 July 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

unbelievable. 24 rolling news cycles have hit their lowest ebb.

orakle-krake (Gukbe), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Sky News current source for this info: some lassie talking on the phone to her mum who's watching it happen. Presumably mum would rather be using her phone to film it to whack up on YouTube.

BBC not quite so OMG DRAMA. Yet.

ailsa, Friday, 9 July 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

BBC stomping all over Sky; Sopel swiped our Paula's phone and started quizzing her mam, live from Auntie Dot's.

Paula live on sky: "Those guys have got my mobile!"

stet, Friday, 9 July 2010 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Awes. I need two tellies for this.

ailsa, Friday, 9 July 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

this is the most retarded shit ever

D, dilly, dillies, dill, d-bombs (history mayne), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link

You just have to Raoul w/it

Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I loved the BBC reporter just now:
(excitedly) "Oh there's a police van coming through!!!"
<van passes, it has "DOG SECTION" on the back>
(disappointedly) "Oh..."

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link

holy fuck. twittards have been asking where the sky copter is at.

so the news anchor says, well, there's an air exclusion zone: if he had a tv [OR A PHONE] he would be able to work out where the police were.

but they've been showing umpteen shots of the police's positions and giving all kinds of potentially information out.

anchor, more like wanker.

D, dilly, dillies, dill, d-bombs (history mayne), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Surely he knows where the police are because they're ALL AROUND HIM POINTING GUNS AT HIM.

ailsa, Friday, 9 July 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

isn't he holding a gun to his own head? what's the point of aiming a gun at someone doing such a thing?!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 9 July 2010 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link

In case they point the gun at someone else?

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link

They're ready to kill him if he doesn't surrender, Thermo. They're trying to negotiate his surrender.

Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, ready to kill him if he makes a move on the police.

Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

lol a witness says he had jeans on with "96" on them.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

the hacks are getting bused 10 miles out

D, dilly, dillies, dill, d-bombs (history mayne), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

all media is to be moved 10 miles away from the incident as "their presence is interfering with the situation"

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm sure they're jotting down some phone numbers to keep up to date via the medium of the local neighbourhood watch.

ailsa, Friday, 9 July 2010 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Sky anchor said they would 'do their best to work around' it, they're obviously still really hoping to capture a violent bloodbath, bastards.

alananana (Mr Raif), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

"Tell Jon what she said"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10582465.stm

Bizaare behaviour from the surrounding hacks.

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 9 July 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/frasereC4

Go here, shit just got SECTIONABLE.

THIS BOOK EQUAL CONJOB (suzy), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

wtf

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i think gazza is coming on sky news now

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Someone's set up a Paula's Mum facebook page. People be odd.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Paulas-Mum/122444821133955

ailsa, Friday, 9 July 2010 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

btw "Moaty I'm Here" is one of my favorite Nitzer Ebb songs

MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

no, hes just turned up with food, lol

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Gazza: "I drove from Newcastle to Rothbury. I brought him a dressing gown, can of lager. I think I can help him through this"

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 July 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha, OK, this Gazza shit is bonkers.

ailsa, Friday, 9 July 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Not a game of hide and sek as we know it.

http://www.channel4.com/news/media/2010/07/day09/09_raoul_moat_g_540.jpg

THIS BOOK EQUAL CONJOB (suzy), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

you're not fucking kidding about gazza? you're not kidding?

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Well of course I might get shot but at least I'll get a bit of cash from getty images...
http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/102754482.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF87892102A727B1636DE2E668C4FD4A5910FB19DA930809E350EFCFDFC14B2A66FD77A4

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 9 July 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link


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