Another fucking spree shooting. Great.

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Its not like its fox news or anything

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link

"a single tomato was stolen". that shouldn't be funny, and i know this is really serious n all, but, wow!

The referee was perfect (Chris), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link

imagine being on the run for a week, coming out of hiding in a drain, breaking into a greenhouse, and only finding 1 fucking tomato?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Im amazed that they took a day to investigate the old lady who said he saw him burgling her kitchen. They obviously thought "oh shes 89, shes making it up" and hes been in a drain a 100 yards away for a good few days since.
I wonder if they checked the drain before he hid in it, or if they didnt check it at all.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I managed to miss the tornado fighter plane fitted with an infra-red device that was apparently flying about up here...for some reason..or something.

dead flower :( (Pashmina), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

something

Guru Meditation (Ste), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

happening

Guru Meditation (Ste), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

ohh a shots been fired

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

eek!

The referee was perfect (Chris), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

fucking hell this is bizarre.

The referee was perfect (Chris), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

wonder if he's shot himself

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link

they seem to think its over anyway

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link

"probably the shot from the shot gun".

The referee was perfect (Chris), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, surely if he'd fired a shot at someone else, one of the 8 zillion armed cops would have fired back. One shot = someone's shot him, or he's shot himself, surely.

Fucking hell, Kay Burley's annoying. BBC News haven't noticed this shot yet.

ailsa, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Pretty sure he will have shot himself, since as you say, if he aimed his gun at the police , there would have been multiple shots

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link

police jumped on him?

Guru Meditation (Ste), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link

an eyewitness said they crowded around him and jumped on him

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe the shot just fired as they jumped him and he's not dead?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link

why on earth would they jump him, if he had a gun. that doesn't make much good sense.

Guru Meditation (Ste), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

or they crowded round after he shot himself?
fuck knows

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

they could have jumped him if he had fallen asleep?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm sure we'll find out in due course. If he's been jumped on, he's presumably at least in custody, so game over anyway. I fucking hate myself for watching Sky News, btw.

ailsa, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd be surprised if they snuck up on him and killed him with a single shot unless he heard them went to fire and one shot him I suppose.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link

imagine it was just a police gun that fired up in the air by mistake

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I think an announcement is coming.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Susan Ballantyne now ace reporter for the Beeb, who seem to have caught up. She appears not to have any idea what's going on. Everything she's said so far has started "I don't really know", so basically knows as much as the budding CSI dudes all over the internetz.

ailsa, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

he could have just fired a shot in the air with one of his guns for all we know when he saw them sneaking up.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link

lol bbc report two gun shots

Guru Meditation (Ste), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

imagine it was just a police gun that fired up in the air by mistake

"me and the boys were celebrating on a job well done..." -chief wiggum

Guru Meditation (Ste), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link

whatever's happened the standoff must be over

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

"for all we know"

ding ding ding. Ambulance on way, Beeb reporting two shots fired, appears to be over one way or the other. This speculation is doing my nut in, I'm off to my bed.

ailsa, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, statement. He's suffered a gunshot wound. On way to hospital.

ailsa, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, not on way to hospital. Being treated. That's the police statement, btw. has been apprehended. Good.

ailsa, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link

just been announced on sky as i read ailsa's post

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link

press conference

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Paul the Octopus says Moat will win this:

http://imgur.com/EuuMm.jpg

James Mitchell, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link

nothing about self inflicted or if he was shot by police

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link

wtf at this statement?

Guru Meditation (Ste), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah wtf

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link

its just going to lead to internet rumours they botched it up

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link

hes not even confirming the stand off is over. ffs.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, and yes, from earlier, BBC 24 about 8 zillion times better than anyone that think Kay Burley is a journalist worth giving airtime to.

Right, so, well done Northumberland Police for getting their man without any police being injured. Really am off to bed now.

xpost only if people are stupid enough to start them. Like presumably assuming it's an empty ambulance heading off with a police convoy or something.

ailsa, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Ooh, hang on, his mate was there too. Maybe it's HIM that's hurt, not Moat or the police.

Have at it, conspiracy chaps.

ailsa, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh no, they said it was the suspect that was hurt. I need some fucking sleep, this is breaking my brain.

ailsa, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link

empty ambulance, or gazzas taxi home?

Guru Meditation (Ste), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Gazza was making balloon animals but one burst, hence the 'gun shot' rumours.

James Mitchell, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link

gazza and the other guy get into brawl over who is Moat's real best mate. gazza glassed. police jump in. meanwhile moat ducks back into drains amidst confusion.

Guru Meditation (Ste), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link

the eyewitness guy heard a shot then saw everyone rush towards him.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link

ooh, indiscernible shouting, that clears it up. This is the only reason I'm still awake (well that and a litre of coke), what's wrong with me?

Merdeyeux, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link


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