Subways are for sleeping: NYC Transit survival thread

my new brooklyn-to-midtown commute kinda suxx compared to my brooklyn-to-wall st commute. getting on at grand central and transferring at union sqaure during rush hr is foul

ugh, I hated going thru GC at rush hours last winter.

I really hate announcements referring to us as "customers" instead of "passengers."

yeah that rubs me the wrong way too

cuz it reminds you we're paying for this shit

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/07/13/2010-07-13_mta_plan_for_limited_unlimited_metrocard.html

I guess 90 is the magic number. this is a really, really bad idea.

sure, why would people who LIVE AND WORK HERE wanna GO OUT ON THE WEEKEND????

or this?:

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/07/14/2010-07-14_mta_plan_250_for_singlerides.html

one-trip rides are the best place to raise fares - hits tourists and infrequent users instead of people who depend on it. also gives people more incentive to buy more than one ride at a time. this would be infinitely better than limiting monthly rides.

being dumped on Hoyt-Schermerhorn platform this morning by rerouted F, I simply screamed "NO ONE CAN HEAR YOUR FUCKING ANNOUNCEMENTS!"

Saw an Asian lady reading a Chinese newspaper a few days ago and there amidst the black and white Chinese characters were two color pictures of Grace Kelly from Dial M For Murder. Might as well have been in 3D for the eyepoppingness of it.

I was taking the 1 uptown last week and it skipped from 168th to 207th, missing all the stops in between that are in walking distance from my apartment with nary an announcement. I was really pissed.

how do you guys stand waiting down there when it's 120 f, and the train's been delayed for an unknown amount of time

blech

I HATE that!!! Why do they keep doing that, like just skipping stops?? Is this normal? My Q turned into an R unexpectedly and I missed the bus because it took 20 minutes longer to get to Manhattan, and I already had to walk so much fucking farther than I should have because the list of upcoming stops was glitching out and listing the stops in the wrong direction, so by the time I realized where the B transfer was the doors had just closed 3 seconds prior...

how do you guys stand waiting down there when it's 120 f, and the train's been delayed for an unknown amount of time

blech

But yes, I hate that. I hate when I make a brisk but relatively comfortable walk to the station through the hot air outside and then have to stand there with my slightly elevated metabolism in the hotter air of the station while the platform gets more and more crowded and the train is nowhere in sight.

No way man that's my favorite part of the subway. And when the train pulls up, it's one that doesn't even run on that fucking line, and you get to make the exciting decision of "Where will this E go next!!! Should I get on it??"

Uggggggh. My commute is now L to Un Sq and then 4/5 uptown. US is a traffic jam of reatards AND the 4/5 area is a fucking OVEN. It's unbelievable. I'd rather wait 20 mins on the L platform than be stuck behind someone who can't climb the stairs from the 4/5.

It really makes me feel for the elderly and/or infirm, they have no other options than to struggle through the subway system and I'm not unsympathetic but DAMN when you miss your train by .7 seconds in August it's enough to make a person forget every compassion.

You know the other great thing about the EZ-bake oven platform is that it really brings out the funky terrarium aroma that has permeated the subway system in recent times.

it's kind of amazing how hot the turnstiles are at my stop

Laurel, I feel better to know that I am not the only that experiences rail rage like that.

There is some great Nabokov quote that I'll never be able to find about there being no greater hate than that for the broad back in front of you in the unmoving queue.

esp if it's texting

Nabokov very ahead of his time

shameless

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/08/24/2010-08-24_an_mta_sideswipe_riders_stunned_as_agency_releases_plan_for_whopping_130_monthly.html

wow, that would be closing in on my car payment. (tho of course there's gas and insurance etc. still, tho. no wonder i couldn't afford to stay in nyc.)

not actually gonna happen

I wd literally jump 'stiles if that happened

I'm pretty astonished at how inefficient the MTA is

like even if they hiked the fare to 2.50, you would need to ride the MTA more than 52 times a month to make it worthwhile

I ride it 2-6 times a day, including weekends, I bet well over 100/month on average.

you might as well hook the MTA up to one of your veins

like even if they hiked the fare to 2.50, you would need to ride the MTA more than 52 times a month to make it worthwhile

the average unlimited ride use is 59 times a month tho

it's gonna be $104, I think

the real answer is to blow the MTA up and start again

MTA might not be an A+ operation, but the biggest problems = albany.

Uggggggh. My commute is now L to Un Sq and then 4/5 uptown. US is a traffic jam of reatards AND the 4/5 area is a fucking OVEN.

ooo ttt mmm

my office is in midtown now instead of Wall Street, I've switched up my commute eight different ways to not transfer in Union Square

Grand Central is pretty damn bad too (can't avoid that one, it's where I get off)

working from home is the best

Hi, dmr!! I get off at Grand Cent too, I walk through the main room to get to my build instead of going outside. A little beauty never hurt a day.

Aargh, Continental Avenue track fire

surely the flooding from the hurricane will put it out.

*fingers crossed*

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER PASS BETWEEN CARS

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/man_falls_from_train_dies_GJcrJrhN46Dl5aYtpDF8LN

A man was killed by a 6 subway train in Manhattan early Saturday morning, according to MyFoxNY.com.
It happened at the Lexington Avenue & E 96th Street station on the Upper East Side.
1010 WINS reported that the man had tried to pass between cars of the train. He apparently fell and was dragged by the train.

ohhhh god

Every time something like this happens I think about being that actual person, and trying to go between the cars, and actually falling and realizing that you were probably about to die and actually being dragged by a subway car knowing your life was about to end in a matter of seconds

hey guys the Q train only comes once a half hour and they're cutting back service left and right but at least you'll be able to talk on the phone like a douchebag

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_localnyc/six-subway-stations-to-get-wifi-in-months-the-rest-to-follow-soon-says-mta-boss-jay-walder

not that this will not come in handy at times

but come on

"For too long the subway system has been an information black hole in our lives," Walder said in a statement.

Haha what
thank god for internet saving us all from total void space

can you imagine the jabber? "hi honey, I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be"

"I just checked the mta website and the train is being held in the station due to a delay in service."

now what will happen to the tradition of everyone pulling out their phone when they get to the Manhattan Bridge to text "I'm on the bridge"