The hipster ethos, as promulgated in Vice Magazine, is indistinguishable from Ayn Rand's Objectivism

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It seems to me that Vice is a nice implementation of ye olde Unreliable Narrator, a device I like a lot because it encourages people to be distanced, critical and, y'know, work out how they feel they should feel, think they should think, take seriously what they want to take seriously, etc.

this has all been talked to death and i'm saying nothing new, but i thought i'd take another look at the online vice (my 2nd since the last mammoth thread). john d's right - it's the comments that seem important here. no matter what article you're reading, scroll down a bit and the "nigger"s "jew"s and "french"ies inevitably appear. i get the feeling that, if anything, the vice environment is one that completely does away with the need for critical thinking. it doesn't quite matter anymore who means what or to what degree - going by the comments, it seems that now more than ever we can don blackface without thinking too hard about it. as much as like i'd like to buy that (THAT being "we're beyond good and evil and we're working towards a better future so let's keep language moving towards avantopia you fags"), i don't really. i'm not pretending language doesn't and isn't changing, but i am pretending that it serves us well to think about which bits and how. maybe (hopefully, i'd say), we can find a kind of change that isn't just changing AGAINST political correctness (which sounds like a very simple and easy thing to hate when you write it out as a two word phrase or speak it as a soundbite but.. i suspect it ain't). sure, maybe vice's a historical inevitability (if ya still believe in history) - an intrinsically awkward, sometimes funny, sometimes horrible side effect of REAL ACTUAL CHANGE FOR GOOD, but that's a little too forgiving for me.

m. (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago) link

("my 1st since.." that should read)

m. (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 22:15 (twenty years ago) link

yeah but all that's difficult and uninteresting to parse when you're a dummy dropout like most of the people who are into Vice, let's face it. the smart people around it? well there's a small group looking on (like here), and a small group making money (perhaps also like here).

duke woofer, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 22:40 (twenty years ago) link

I really don't find the Reader Comments much different from ILX. For instance, the comments after the embalming article:

http://www.viceland.com/issues/v11n3/htdocs/ungrateful.php

Some are intelligent, some dismissive, some crude, some appreciative, some funny...

But while you can judge a board by its 'comments' (that's all a board is), you can't judge a magazine by them. It's written by professionals, curated, edited, it has a style and a mission. In Vice's case, a rather eccentric one which, while it plays all the positional games of 'hipper and harder than thou', is also a very personal vision of the world coming from Gavin and Jesse. It's not tied into product cycles like other mags. It really is a much more serious and ambitious magazine than most style press titles. It makes people think because of its unreliable narrator stance, its feisty contentiousness, its devil's advocacy, and the way it works with themes, not just doing a little theme section but turning over the whole magazine to consideration of a single topic, sometimes all the way through the reviews.

I said this before when defending Vice, but I'll say it again. I think I'm quite a good writer, but when Jesse solicits ideas for articles from me I often think my own responses are wishy washy, just below par. Sometimes I self-censor. For instance, I had nothing to contribute to the Jobs issue, mainly because I've never had one. Other times Jesse passes tactfully over the idea, and when I see the issue I accept that other people had much more lively or interesting ideas. That happened with the travel issue. Although I travel a lot, I didn't really know what to say about it.

From time to time, though, I find a pitch that just fits the Vice style, and Jesse recognises that it's good and works, and it runs. I'd say that happens with about one in five pitches. With all the other magazines I write for, my success rate is more like one in one. They tend to take whatever I propose, even when it's rather lame. So I must say I've developed some respect for Vice's editorial vision and process. They know what they are doing.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 23:18 (twenty years ago) link

Does Chris Nieratko write for Vice then? It's just gone vastly up in my estimation. I seriously don't think there's a better regular piece of journalism around at the moment than his porn reviews in Bizarre magazine.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 00:07 (twenty years ago) link

objectivism is, in the end, just socialist-realist's ugly über-capitalist sister. zhdanov, molotov, and uncle joe couldn't have done it better themselves wr2 the objectivist-brutalist ethos -- to the point where i really wonder whether ms. rand was really a double agent (CHECK THOSE KGB FILES, COMRADES!!)

that said, i have no verdict on whether vice really is "objectivist," or if their credo is just so much third-rate nietzsche (which would, of course, make it a VERY CLOSE COUSIN to objectivism -- sorta like the romulans and vulcans).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 00:12 (twenty years ago) link

nb: nietzsche = the REAL last refuge for scoundrels?

doctorjohnsonbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 00:54 (twenty years ago) link

Rand is nothing like Nietzsche

fcussen (Burger), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

looking back on my comment now it kind of reads like a parody of the fountainhead. or what i remember of it. so maybe Bnad was right...

duke tweeter, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 02:08 (twenty years ago) link

I've seen this bit quoted a lot about Vice (and, as in this case -- it's from the American Conservative thing linked above, by the Vice guys themselves):

According to the Cassandra Report (a trend-spotting “cool hunter” that charges corporations tens of thousands of dollars to tell them what’s hip), our magazine is the number one read for women aged 19-24 and for men aged 25-30.

I mean, what horseshit. The "number one read' for the Cassandra Report's friends and co-workers, maybe. But I guess corporations that pay the Cassandra Report tens of thousands of dollars deserve whatever they get.

spittle (spittle), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 04:21 (twenty years ago) link

Every generation has its own Momus-Vice Magazine thread. It's part of what makes us human. Unfortunately this generation has had about 50 of these threads.

Skottie, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 05:19 (twenty years ago) link

I don't start them. But if I see one, obviously I'm going to defend the home team.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 08:13 (twenty years ago) link

Never heard of Vice till I read this thread

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 08:55 (twenty years ago) link

... and I only read bits of this... what am I, stupid?

Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 08:57 (twenty years ago) link

But if I see one, obviously I'm going to defend the home team.

why, M.! If I didn't know you better I'd say you were becoming downright American

(JUST TEASING JUST TEASING ALL IN GOOD FUN LOVE YOU SO MUCH ILX IS FOR THE CHILDREN ETC)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 11:31 (twenty years ago) link

"SUICIDE GIRLS
Sorry hipsters, but this is not porn. It's not even sex work. It's more like a pretend tea party with your stuffed animals. I applied to it when it first came out and they actually expected me to do shit like explain why I'd be a good Suicide Girl. Excuse me? That's the first time a pimp ever wanted to see a résumé. The reason these girls can wax poetic about how it's the new porn and talk about empowerment is simple: They are not in the porn industry. Porn is about subordinating yourself for money. If it feels good, you're not doing it right."

NUMBER 1 TERRY RILEY FAN (ex machina), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 17:37 (twenty years ago) link

If you're jerking to it, it's porn.

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago) link

now that's objectivism

duke rand, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago) link

that should be the Supreme Court's new standard for obscenity.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago) link

Rand is nothing like Nietzsche

Rand is Comic Book Nietzsche.

martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago) link

The reason they're trying to make Suicide Girls look tame is that Suicide Girls is launching a magazine of 'hipster porn' which may have Vice a teensy bit on the defensive.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:11 (twenty years ago) link

Airbrushed average boring scenesters!

NUMBER 1 TERRY RILEY FAN (ex machina), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago) link

is there such a thing as an exciting scenester?

duke scene, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago) link

momus otm re: suicide girls (vice SHOULD be afraid)

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:32 (twenty years ago) link

BRIGHT EYES RULES

NUMBER 1 TERRY RILEY FAN (ex machina), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:50 (twenty years ago) link

Last time, didn't we just come to the conclusion that Momus's fascination with Vice is based on the fact that he wasn't in the U.S. during the late 80s and early 90s when zines were actually good? (plz. note: Answer Me! was not good.)

J (Jay), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

don't forget they pay him, too.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

What zines were ever good?

I used to read 2600 - -- - - SHOCKA!

NUMBER 1 TERRY RILEY FAN (ex machina), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:54 (twenty years ago) link

and I'll admit pay is definitely a good incentive for developing interest. All of a sudden, chemicals are very exciting to me!

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:55 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.2600.com/covers/wi951.gif

Remember Nynex?

NUMBER 1 TERRY RILEY FAN (ex machina), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 18:58 (twenty years ago) link

Well, Rollerderby for one. I think Ben Is Dead had its moments. I liked the first few issues of Bunnyhop, Beer Frame was outstanding. I also vaguely remember there being a mag out of Texas that had *precisely* the same attitude as Vice ("Answer Me!-lite"), but I can't remember what it was called.

(x-post)

J (Jay), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 19:00 (twenty years ago) link

ben is dead ruled!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.2600.com/covers/sp991.gif

God, I can't believe I was into 2600 so long ago.... ~1994-1998 I read it I think.

NUMBER 1 TERRY RILEY FAN (ex machina), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 19:02 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.2600.com/covers/06871.gif

OMG

NUMBER 1 TERRY RILEY FAN (ex machina), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 19:04 (twenty years ago) link

Worst Radiohead album cover ever.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago) link

Whatever happened to "Crow" 'zine? I picked up one issue of that years ago, and it was great!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 19:07 (twenty years ago) link

Momus's fascination with Vice is based on the fact that he wasn't in the U.S. during the late 80s and early 90s when zines were actually good... I liked the first few issues of Bunnyhop

Jay, I'm afraid I'm going to have to puncture that theory. I more or less wrote Issue 10 of Bunnyhop myself, the Fake issue:

The fact is that there is a statistically signficant positive correlation between these zines being good and my being in them. (Certainly in my own mind.) I am also in Suicide Girls magazine, should Vice fail.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 29 April 2004 08:35 (twenty years ago) link

(That's also me on the cover of 2600's June 1987 number.)

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 29 April 2004 08:38 (twenty years ago) link

Two of my own early zines.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 29 April 2004 08:49 (twenty years ago) link

(My Dick was already indistinguishable from Ayn Rand's Objectivism. At least, to the average reader of ILX.)

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 29 April 2004 08:53 (twenty years ago) link

Did your dick write the magazine i.e. was the text a load of life-giving proteinaceous goo?

Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 29 April 2004 08:54 (twenty years ago) link

One of my fanboys promoting my zine:

http://www.nodata.org/honey/sinister/picnics/ATP-Caleb-4.jpg

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 29 April 2004 08:55 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, but the Bunnyhop fake issue came out in 2002, right? I mean, Noel's been doing that zine for ten years, he just takes nine months between issues or something. The first issue under that name came out in like 1994, and before that, I think it was the same magazine with a different title ("Waffle"?). Rather than puncturing the theory, you seem to have proved it!

J (Jay), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:06 (twenty years ago) link

BTW, I have an original copy of the 'Blinky' issue of Bunnyhop, the one Noel had to destroy because Matt Groening threatened to sue him.

I also have an original copy of 'The Little Red Songbook,' the one that Momus had to withdraw when Wendy Carlos threatened to sue him. Coincidence?

J (Jay), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:09 (twenty years ago) link

I totally forgot about Murder Can Be Fun, which seems to live on, sorta, as a website that apparently hasn't been updated since 1998. *That* was a great zine.

J (Jay), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:20 (twenty years ago) link

I really don't think history is going to look kindly on Vice and its whole aesthetic. Things are already shifting, and very soon Vice and its ilk will seem like a very embarassing relic. Even moreso than right now.

It is awfully sweet that Momus will spend so much time defending his pals. I'd advise him to jump off that sinking ship, though.

Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Friday, 30 April 2004 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

ten years pass...

fuck yeah. fuck the poor

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/ayn-rand-ideal-published-july-27364158

atlas is shrugging again, baby!

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 6 December 2014 23:41 (nine years ago) link

three years pass...

This exists.
Love the humanization of assholes like this by mainstream media and it's fun to imagine how this sort of blatant stupidity would've landed throughout history: "Nazi Leader: How He Went From Bold Hipster Mustache Choices to Genocide" ⁦@adamjohnsonNYCpic.twitter.com/rqge9f84xr

— Kyle Inabinette (@KyleInabinette) October 17, 2018


notice how NYT presents "Brooklyn hipster" as something inherently contradictory to racist and rightwing. Did any of these people actually read early VICE? https://t.co/CRuizqZ4Vp

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) October 17, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 21:10 (five years ago) link

a true shock pic.twitter.com/q5Zyy3cCIF

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) October 17, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 21:11 (five years ago) link


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