Another fucking spree shooting. Great.

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Someone needs to a do a cover version of this, it would really work:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FKxj7S66vU4/SIOmF_wSEfI/AAAAAAAAA5I/MokdT2Eq4Ag/s400/moulty%2B45

tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:10 (thirteen years ago) link

ah the brits do social issues better than anyone else i think, it's the 'class' thing that fascinates

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Make up your own lyrics:

MOULTY
I remember the days when
Things were real bad for me
It was right after my accident
When I lost my hand
It seemed like I was all alone
With nobody to help me
You know, I almost gave up
All my hopes and dreams
But then, then, then something
Inside me kept telling me
Way down inside of me
Over and over again
To keep going on, yeah, on

Moulty!
Don't turn away (You're gonna make it, baby)
Don't turn away (Ah, try to make it, baby)
Don't turn away

Things are better for me now
Cause I found that I love music
So I learned to play the drums
And got myself a band and now
We're starting to make it
And if you can make it
At something you love
Wow, you got it all
So I'm saying this to all of you
All of you who think you'll never make it
All of you guys and girls
Cause you think you're so bad off
Or maybe you think you're
A little different or strange
So listen to me now
Cause I've lived through it all

Moulty!
Don't turn away (You gotta keep on trying)
Don't turn away (Well, don't you give up, baby)
Don't turn away

Now there's just one thing that I need
Not sympathy and I don't want no pity
But a girl, a real girl
One that really loves me
And then I'll be the complete man
So I'm gonna tell you right now, listen

Don't turn away (you gotta, baby)
Don't turn away (you gotta keep on trying)
Don't turn away, don't turn away

tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Moaty!
Don't turn away (You gotta keep on trying)
Don't turn away (Obviously you've killed someone and shot two, which is not nice really)

WOOD! GOBLINS! (NickB), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link

T-shirt doesn't even look like him and it could just as well spell meaty

StanM, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Moatyhead

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Moat Is Murder?

Matt DC, Friday, 16 July 2010 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

bang

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

The Moaters - 'Moat On'

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Everybody Wants To Raoul The World

WOOD! GOBLINS! (NickB), Friday, 16 July 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Orbison namechecked him in 'Pretty Woman' - "Raoullllll, Moaty!"

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 16 July 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

http://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/25621334/300.jpg

Now available in children's sizes.

Matt DC, Friday, 16 July 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Any kid made to wear that might as well wear one saying MY DAD'S A CUNT

Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 16 July 2010 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link

xxp Moatypsycho Emptiness?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1QzkGZc7C8

joe, Friday, 16 July 2010 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ Needs a donk on it.

James Mitchell, Friday, 16 July 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

just popping in to say this "like a taser in the wind" made me actually lol. thx Stan

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 17 July 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Fury erupted last night over plans for a Raoul Moat book, movie and game… before the man he killed has even been laid to rest.

A book on the crazed killer is due out in weeks and film companies are lining up bids for the rights.

And last night gaming websites showed the cover of Grand Theft Auto Rothbury – a version of the XBox hit Grand Theft Auto.

Samantha’s grandmother Ann Hornsby, 69, said: “I can’t believe someone wants to make money out of people who have been killed.

“It is sick – it’s blood money. The game is beyond belief.”

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/145380/Raoul-Moat-Video-game-film-and-book-plans-cause-fury/

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:52 (thirteen years ago) link

"plans" = "bad photoshopping" in the case of GTA Rothbury

embrace the flopping? no thanks (onimo), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link

"fury erupted" = we pushed our herd's button again

StanM, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Charlie Brooker's take on the 24 hour news insanity.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2010/jul/17/charlie-brooker-screen-burn

ailsa, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

someone i went to school just posted this on facebook:

that video of that copper who pushed that old man over at the london riots from behind for no reason makes my fuckin blood boil, the guy dies of a heart attack later and the copper gets away with it....wheres moaty when u need him

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Thursday, 22 July 2010 13:17 (thirteen years ago) link

where's moaty when u need him-

he's on a slab with his head in tatters, that's where.

Has admitted to being Irish in order to have sex (darraghmac), Thursday, 22 July 2010 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Members of the public gathered for the funeral at the West Road Crematorium in Newcastle-upon-Tyne, less than a mile from his home in the Fenham neighbourhood.

Among the strangers there was 45-year-old Theresa Bystram, from Weybridge, Surrey.

She travelled the 290-mile journey for nine hours on an overnight coach with her three sons, Joe, 15, Jed, 14, and Jess, 13.

She admitted she did not know Moat personally. “We just felt we needed to come up. We feel that Raoul was a legend,” she said.

“We watched it on the news all the way through and we prayed that he wouldn’t get caught. I absolutely loved him. I think he is a hero and I wanted to pay my respects. He kept them coppers on the run all that time.

“Fair enough, people died, but they must have deserved it. He didn’t deserve what he got in the end. We were really upset about what happened, and we needed to come and pay our final respects.

http://express.co.uk/posts/view/190788/Ghouls-flock-to-funeral-of-evil-hero-Raoul-Moat-

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 08:28 (thirteen years ago) link

kind of hope that's made up

unchill english bro (history mayne), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 08:31 (thirteen years ago) link

she has a white power tattoo

cozen, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 08:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Never thought I'd say this but I'm with the Express on this one.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 08:34 (thirteen years ago) link

It would be ironic if someone robbed her house while she was away.

ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 08:35 (thirteen years ago) link

she has a white power tattoo

Almost as bad as the Chelsea shirt.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 08:39 (thirteen years ago) link

One mourner outside the crematorium was Brian Johnson, 27, a former next door neighbour of Moat...
“I’m pleased I came, I know everything he did last month was wrong and I’d never condone it, but when I knew him he wasn’t a bad man, although he did treat his girlfriends really badly

i find music confusing and annoying (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 08:46 (thirteen years ago) link

cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug

are you some kinda rap version of marc loi (stevie), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Brian Johnson is lying about his age, I saw that dude in like 1983

gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

shit you must be lying about your age yourself at that rate

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

did you bake him a nice cake for the commentary box xp

tomas altbrolin (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

already posted hours ago on the only thread that matters
rolling disgruntled shootings thread 2010

am0n, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link

oops! jesus there's two threads dedicated to shooting sprees - wtf?!

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

This doesn't look good

Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

At least one person is feared dead after a "serious incident" in Berkshire, police have said.

Thames Valley Police said officers went to London Road in Sunningdale after an eyewitness reported seeing two bodies being removed from a white van.

Other eyewitnesses said the body of a man was covered in tarpaulin on the pavement of the A30, close to its junction with Cedar Drive.

A force spokesman confirmed there had been a "serious incident".

A further witness said three men were led from a white van and arrested at about 1300 GMT.

The force spokesman said: "There has been a serious incident at the location and the roads are closed and likely to be closed for some time."

Sky News helpfully zooming in on what is clearly a body under a tarp in the street.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

not a shooting, but holy shit http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/02/12/new.york.stabbing/index.html?hpt=T2

don't make me go plop the trunk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 13 February 2011 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link

good god

kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Sunday, 13 February 2011 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link

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Petrus
02/12/2011 10:25 PM

This is why you should never pizz off a man. The cops can't protect you. Some advice to all females-never do or say anything disrespectful to a man. Always be submissive and meek when around men and give him a bj if he asks you to. And Never believe you can dump a man because it can have fatal consequences.Always allow him to dump YOU. Just keep blowing him until he gets tired of you and let's you go. So much safer that way.

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 February 2011 03:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Holy shit

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 13 February 2011 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Like a scene from "Grand Theft Auto," Gelman ditched his Lexus and carjacked DiCrescento, stabbing him three times in the chest and throwing him to the pavement, sources said.

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 February 2011 03:41 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ZK3pL.jpg

itv digital manqué (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 February 2011 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link

damn

Nhex, Sunday, 13 February 2011 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link

wow, crazy bastard and poor people!

not_goodwin, Sunday, 13 February 2011 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Jesus

CAN YOU GULP ANY LOUDER PISS WOMAN (DJP), Sunday, 13 February 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

good lord, that's a scary one.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 13 February 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link


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